Roasted and toasted.

Jan 6, 2017 11:52 PM

nallex

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collage.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's really cold here and I'm just stopping by to warm up my hands...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 The chick looks like Artemis from It's Always Sunny

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#2 Brutal

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The dart team one - OMFG - I gasped.

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

, Jimmy Neutron, the odd and strange, teenage years.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

looks like buff eminem

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wazowski - haha

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mmmmmm that nutcracker

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Refreshing to see ones that aren't forehead related

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy shit these were all SAVAGE.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just when I was starting to get bored of these, this was one of the best one's I've ever seen +1

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 Jesus. Tap-dancing.Christ. So weirdly specific and yet so spot on.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hahahahahahahah

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

NO TOUCHING

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You'd think someone in Year 11 would know how to spell college.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I knew a good number of people in college who didn't know how to spell college.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

11th year in the Leg-Up Program. They're finally allowed to play with glue

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm surprised more people haven't commented on that... Or there is a joke we aren't getting.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You'd think unless you remembered doing peer reviews of classmates' work in college English classes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always watching.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#10. I didn't understand.. anyone care to explain?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Monsters Inc character.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh my goodness. That is hilarious. And I feel dumb for missing it. Thank you SO much.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

De nada

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone else already explained, but just for comparison: #10

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

That last girl is too cute to be roasted lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Wazowski roast is the. best. roast. all. time. I tried to shoot milk out of my nose and its still in the fridge!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Best laugh of the day +1

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 586 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Boom, roasted!

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

'You sleep with so many men your starting to look like one'

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fucking roasted.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Has nobody noticed pubescent Ron Weasley?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He's cute

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So the Star Wars guy... the lego super star destroyer set behind him. $1,200.00 these days. Not overtly relevant but damn.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

The lightsaber he's holding costs something between 150$ and 500$

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm kinda jelly actually, saber looks wicked too

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that's some Hitler level roasting there!

9 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 5

But she only appears when you say Beetlehoe 3 times

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Ahhh, there's himself.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's the worst one imo. Being clever is funny; being mean is easy.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

"Oh a pretty girl I'd never have the confidence to talk to irl, ummm lemme think...HEAPS OF MAKEUP UR ACTUALLY UGLY HUUUURRHUGHGUH"

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 7

I dont find her attractive at all and the cake on her face doesnt really help

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Show us your face! Brave enough?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, it IS a roast. The idea is to take the ammunition you have and make it into an insult. Far from the meanest I've seen on that site.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Isn't that the point?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh my god. Flea Market Psychic is amazing. And should be Kelley Armstrong's next book.

9 years ago | Likes 807 Dislikes 0

Wow, comment on point!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I WORK WITH HER!!! Holy hell...

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

What do you do?

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

We're servers at a restaurant, she's the sweetest girl ever.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

LMFAO book reference on point.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Oh man! I'm so glad to find another fan of her work! I miss the boards on her site :(

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OMG I can't stop laughing!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The guy in the background looks just like me

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

When I saw the pictute they reminded me of King of the Hill and your first post on your profile makes it even better

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ikr?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The guy in the background IS you.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Lol

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't have the self confidence to do that. I might hang myself with enough insult.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Not me, being insulted this way is a daily occurance in my life.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When your mom tells you to go buy her some cheap wine and a pack of smokes?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dont have a mom anymore :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not daily, just enough to hurt.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean just enough to make me want to take a butchers knife to everyone i hate :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I'm crazy but I fear being caught too much so I won't be doing anything illegal anytime soon.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You dont have to be crazy to kill. You just need to be pushed too far

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The gay nutcracker one was weak af

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

He looks like a chippendale version of Buster Bluth.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

is it just me or is he a buff marshal mathers

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Not just you, I thought he looked like Eminem joined Chippendales lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He looks like a chippendale version of Buster Bluth.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He looks like a chippendale version of Buster Bluth.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Most of these were

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Honestly, that one would be hard to work with. Guy is hot.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

He looks like an uglier version of a young H. P. Lovecraft. Body is well formed though.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Muscular Eminem

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Maybe gay eminem. But 1, he looks nothing like eminent and 2, eminen would slap the shit out him.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The "Tackle me" one is golden!

9 years ago | Likes 225 Dislikes 9

Tackle me Elmo.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Def got a toilet laugh out of me

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder if the guy ever wore it.

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

I doubt it. That's like John McClain in die hard with a vengeance.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Turns out they don't actually offer screen printing at the guy who makes the suicide vests.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

It was the only one to make me audibly laugh!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh, I read trickle me, and didn't get it. Time to go to sleep I guess.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I read tickle, and thought it was just as good lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Could someone explain this joke? English is not my native language

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The T shirt would indicate he was a terrorist. A few warning shots to the head would be the punchline.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you for answering, but why the T shirt would indicate that he is terrorist? Is there something else besides"T"?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The "blow up this building" part means cause an explosion, as terrorists like to do. "Tackle me" means "take me down".

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you a lot!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0