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Jan 6, 2017 11:52 PM
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TherealNickyboy
collage.
justsomedude
It's really cold here and I'm just stopping by to warm up my hands...
br0wnHippy23
#1 The chick looks like Artemis from It's Always Sunny
NotSoAngryGuy
#2 Brutal
Gandalfsuglybrother
The dart team one - OMFG - I gasped.
MrPredator
beeratius
prestonoid
Wazowski - haha
hwatL4bloopy
Mmmmmm that nutcracker
MightyMacGregor
Refreshing to see ones that aren't forehead related
CheshirePhoenix
Holy shit these were all SAVAGE.
Furi0usGe0rge
Just when I was starting to get bored of these, this was one of the best one's I've ever seen +1
TheVakarian
#1 Jesus. Tap-dancing.Christ. So weirdly specific and yet so spot on.
VajrapaniP
Hahahahahahahah
sandalthrower69
NO TOUCHING
ItsSadButINeverRememberMyUsername
Cheomesh
You'd think someone in Year 11 would know how to spell college.
mthrndr01
I knew a good number of people in college who didn't know how to spell college.
hammersquirrel
11th year in the Leg-Up Program. They're finally allowed to play with glue
smirzaxo
I'm surprised more people haven't commented on that... Or there is a joke we aren't getting.
Equinox13
You'd think unless you remembered doing peer reviews of classmates' work in college English classes.
spacestationnumberfive
Always watching.
deeviralbuzz
holdonwhileioverthinkthis
#10. I didn't understand.. anyone care to explain?
SandalsandSocks
Monsters Inc character.
holdonwhileioverthinkthis
Oh my goodness. That is hilarious. And I feel dumb for missing it. Thank you SO much.
SandalsandSocks
De nada
rudejohn
Someone else already explained, but just for comparison: #10
jorgemjorgem6097
That last girl is too cute to be roasted lol
Ricdesan
Wazowski roast is the. best. roast. all. time. I tried to shoot milk out of my nose and its still in the fridge!!!!
LinxGeek
Best laugh of the day +1
Johnwilksbooth
Badjokescommentskindarelate
ProphetJerematic
iamthisguy247
Boom, roasted!
STARW0LF
'You sleep with so many men your starting to look like one'
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
Fucking roasted.
azneone
Has nobody noticed pubescent Ron Weasley?
forestfinagle
He's cute
Hellstorm99
So the Star Wars guy... the lego super star destroyer set behind him. $1,200.00 these days. Not overtly relevant but damn.
CripplingDepresso
The lightsaber he's holding costs something between 150$ and 500$
TheEdmontonMan
I'm kinda jelly actually, saber looks wicked too
OneManFlashMob
IncidentalTequila
But she only appears when you say Beetlehoe 3 times
BulbasaurusRekt
gregorclegane
Ahhh, there's himself.
TheDogEnd
That's the worst one imo. Being clever is funny; being mean is easy.
ProudlyYetAngrily
"Oh a pretty girl I'd never have the confidence to talk to irl, ummm lemme think...HEAPS OF MAKEUP UR ACTUALLY UGLY HUUUURRHUGHGUH"
missleadinginiformation
I dont find her attractive at all and the cake on her face doesnt really help
kelevrah
Show us your face! Brave enough?
WatcherRat
I mean, it IS a roast. The idea is to take the ammunition you have and make it into an insult. Far from the meanest I've seen on that site.
lunaisbestprincess
Isn't that the point?
ninjaoftheworld
Oh my god. Flea Market Psychic is amazing. And should be Kelley Armstrong's next book.
TotorosWhiskers
Wow, comment on point!
TheNeverEndingNameHaJustKidding
I WORK WITH HER!!! Holy hell...
brumbievan
What do you do?
TheNeverEndingNameHaJustKidding
We're servers at a restaurant, she's the sweetest girl ever.
januskincaid
LMFAO book reference on point.
curiousfoxes
Oh man! I'm so glad to find another fan of her work! I miss the boards on her site :(
Badjokescommentskindarelate
sangatster
OMG I can't stop laughing!
Execfist
The guy in the background looks just like me
daffodilpuke
When I saw the pictute they reminded me of King of the Hill and your first post on your profile makes it even better
Execfist
Ikr?
pattypip
The guy in the background IS you.
Execfist
Lol
CreepyFreak
I don't have the self confidence to do that. I might hang myself with enough insult.
thedeedsmaster
Not me, being insulted this way is a daily occurance in my life.
sangatster
When your mom tells you to go buy her some cheap wine and a pack of smokes?
thedeedsmaster
I dont have a mom anymore :(
CreepyFreak
Not daily, just enough to hurt.
thedeedsmaster
You mean just enough to make me want to take a butchers knife to everyone i hate :)
CreepyFreak
Well I'm crazy but I fear being caught too much so I won't be doing anything illegal anytime soon.
thedeedsmaster
You dont have to be crazy to kill. You just need to be pushed too far
proletariatblues
The gay nutcracker one was weak af
ashmenon
He looks like a chippendale version of Buster Bluth.
TheyCallMeATree
is it just me or is he a buff marshal mathers
KGirl82
Not just you, I thought he looked like Eminem joined Chippendales lol
ashmenon
He looks like a chippendale version of Buster Bluth.
ashmenon
He looks like a chippendale version of Buster Bluth.
ThatSquirrelInTheCorner
Most of these were
hook321
Honestly, that one would be hard to work with. Guy is hot.
WhereNoMan
He looks like an uglier version of a young H. P. Lovecraft. Body is well formed though.
ChaoticScholar
Muscular Eminem
CattleProdTheOysterDitchWithTheLapRocket
Maybe gay eminem. But 1, he looks nothing like eminent and 2, eminen would slap the shit out him.
byrdzn
The "Tackle me" one is golden!
animatic
Tackle me Elmo.
xBenoitBallsx
Def got a toilet laugh out of me
anarkick
I wonder if the guy ever wore it.
Obie62
I doubt it. That's like John McClain in die hard with a vengeance.
varsil
Turns out they don't actually offer screen printing at the guy who makes the suicide vests.
Himgurian
It was the only one to make me audibly laugh!
AlwaysUpvoteCthulhu
Oh, I read trickle me, and didn't get it. Time to go to sleep I guess.
ScreamedStableBoy
I read tickle, and thought it was just as good lol
timurmima
Could someone explain this joke? English is not my native language
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
The T shirt would indicate he was a terrorist. A few warning shots to the head would be the punchline.
timurmima
Thank you for answering, but why the T shirt would indicate that he is terrorist? Is there something else besides"T"?
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
The "blow up this building" part means cause an explosion, as terrorists like to do. "Tackle me" means "take me down".
timurmima
Thank you a lot!