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Sep 2, 2017 6:31 PM
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dontfuqtheworldupohwaityoudid
You idiots he's a model in Kanye's new line
ImgurRulerOfThePlanetOmicronPersei8
Hobo Universe.
PhillyBlunts
Isn't that a huge bag of weed under the box?
plotruniumnyborgh
How do you make him jump?
EyesOnICE
callmestabby
Hobo Simulator 2000
CM0n5ter
Nobody wants to a play a bum simulator when the majority is living it daily
Texshi
Every time i read that shit i swear and you ain't homeless? lol
Metallicat70
Should've gone for IT.
Greatwood
housev1l
I usually just offer immoral support.
TheRealPascha
Is this you or does your game look phenomenal?
BadgerTribe
Follow your dreams they said. Who were we to realize they were only talking to the kids that had futures.
Krogs322
I like to pretend that I CHOSE not to aspire.
MasterRichardRahl
Bitch, you just graduated college. You sit on a throne of lies.
dheathd65
Making fun of other posts I see all the time.
PacerStacktrain
dreamstamp
promilleken1
Begger simulator, nice graphics
FilipJonsson33
RespawnAnon
Do you need help?
chinablue
sorry but he is too clean to be a bum
S2si1562
Trash bandicoot
screenride
How do you play?
ThunderGoose404
Just smash buttons.
patataas
you quit your job first
noctynight
You make a gofundme.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Then you make extreme promises that you never thought through.
Theelectricw0lf
But three weeks ago you posted that you just graduated from a university . . .
dheathd65
Making fun of other posts. It's a joke.
PicassoCT
Living the scream
Whatsgud
Stupor Mario
IgotAnewHemet
Should have kept the job, and worked on project in the off time.....
MrPredator
Reality is a shitty game. Graphics suck, gameplay is unbalanced as hell, people are cheating and no mods do anything. Fuck this sucks.
RollyRoyce
Actually the graphics are pretty good for most people
IThurtswhenIP6
GTA character?
ActionJohnnie
Level 10 homeless alcoholic with diabetes. With +2 ass breath defense.
ThatsWhatSheSed
According to past posts and comments, this seems a little fishy
dheathd65
You caught me making fun of other posts. Just like thhouse resto posts or anything else. It's satire.
neillmain
The graphics are amazing.
SwigSwagoon
A joke better than the post, nice
JasonWaterfaIIs
But the storyline is awful.
hansolongdingdongtralala
oldelidog
There it is, people. Comment of the year.
XxTippoxX
Came in to say this, take your damn upvote and leave
vulgarian
Same
Tinkrr
FUCK YOU AND FUCK THIS SITE I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT YOU FUCK
LetMePickMyTeethThenHaveMoreChips2
Too realistic
FurtiveGlancer
Photorealistic for sure, nice plot too
hibsta
I want a bum fight game
SDhn2a
I don't know of a bum fight game, but they've got a drunken bear fighting RPG.
NotACanadian
Yess, with upgrades and item crafting
inchoroi
This is the exact reason why I don't do what I really want to do: write novels.
ChrisThrasher
Reminds me of some kid who tried to give me the "live your dreams" speech. I countered with the fact that it better be marketable and 1/2
ChrisThrasher
you better be good at it. 2/2
mormacil
You can do it parttime you know?
Bizarkly
One thousand words per hour, two hours per day, one novel per month.
Halykan
A thousand words an hour? I'm lucky to get a third of that. Do you literally rewrite the whole novel a couple times in editing?
Bizarkly
My writing is pretty clean -- I'm an ex-editor -- and based on a *detailed* outline; I'm not a pantser, so there's little rewriting.
Halykan
Hmmmm, my outlines are pretty detailed, but I'm also a slut for pretty prose, so I'm congenitally incapable of writing very quickly.
ITalkAboutGoats
Actually it's pretty easy to make a living doing that, you just gotta be willing to write fucked up porn.
inchoroi
Sadly, I have considered that. However, I don't think I could do it simply because that's not the type of thing that I want to write.
ifuckdragons
Sign me up
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Add tags: Incest, cumflation, Bestiality.
Krogs322
Obvious solution: a girl whose brother is a werewolf.
Bizarkly
*One of us!* How many 'books' have you written so far?
ITalkAboutGoats
I've written four, but mine don't quite reach fucked up porn, so I'm SOL
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
A girl with a dick
Krogs322
Endless possibilities, especially if the werewolf is her non-dick-having sister instead of her brother. You'll make millions.
orangeBaroness
Um whys cumflation? I'm way to Afraid to google it...
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Basically, such a massive cumload that the girl's stomach bulges out or "Inflates", usually tied to futa or hyper-dick fetishes.
ipumpyourdad