PhantomDonut
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May 9, 2016 6:06 PM
PhantomDonut
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mra858
the last one is by jack handy
cuttlefishsticks
#4 True story I once fell off a roller coaster. I mean, it was stopped at the station at the time, but technically it's still true.
eromitlab
#6 You're doing god's work, unqualified karate instructor.
stormtroopergotmyback
Buy @david8hughes e-book off amazon. You won't regret it. Trust me.
fartingondogs
Today I learnt my new favourite thing. Horse tornado.
frjackhackett
'carousel' has 'arouse' right in the middle of it
longnightsforgettabledays
Twitter comedy > tumblr comedy
BilboDouchebaggins
'Brampersandon' +1
drye400
Uh oh, y'all it's gettin kinda hazy, I'll tell y'all bout my main homie Patrick Swayze!
samsonguy920
can I open my eyes now?
EtiamVitae
Ahh. Very good.
ferguseatwell
The shirt one tho, I lost my sh**, I'm like, I'm outies
spacerocks
good shit. nice dump. i like your poop.
babadoctor
MarkedAngel
Lucky guy! Olive Garden maxes at 6 bags here. (Well at least in my personal experience)
lilacinus
Rung is a weird word.
samsonguy920
Weird is a weird word
semiAnonymousMe
#16 casual
zisho
Thorsenado.
ceestand
Back in my day, a dump took all night to read. You kids and your reasonable-sized dumps.
falseinformationaboutthings
+1 only seen a couple of these befj
smogswallowssuns
Last one is a spoiler for the end of One Piece.
Ghost0fDawn
Well it wouldn't have been if you didn't fucking say it.
smogswallowssuns
That's the joke. It's still airing. I'm just pretty fucking sure that this'll be the ending.
notthefunniestguy
Lost it at the tucked in shirt.
LoneWolf0024
Im not letting Jesus take the wheel anymore.
summitshow
But Cat Friendship Club seems legit though..
LegacyMuse
Probably doesn't even have a license.
thomas989
I heard he got hammered.
SnoodyQ
Drive hammered, get nailed.
11II0O0
I can't help but think some of these are more than 140 characters but I don't care enough to count.
TheBrett
These people take hours to craft these tweets. It's part of the living they make. At least the ones I know about here.
ThatsWitty
Read all of it - the only time I laughed was when it said "Subway sandwich artist".
TigerMcStanley
agreed
IMightZoidberg
I enjoyed this dump, while taking a dump
CrunchyBug
While getting dumped
stevecareII
Saame
thagooeyjuice
Same
DjJesusChrist
Same, just finished. Could've used approx 3 more photos to time it right
awesomeness872
Same
Flyith2
How well do you think that interviewer question would work?
IAmTheBadW01f
Honestly something similar is in my usual list of questions gives them another chance to brag about their company
Stensticles
It's a very good question if phrased propertly. It hints to them that you may have other offers. Note: only do this is you felt it was 1/2
Stensticles
2/2 a really good interview.
superanth
I usually ask them "why do you like working here?"
dumbledoresdimwits
Only ask it if you don't want the job.
Guanjyn
I usually ask them how I can improve my interviews. They seem to like it, and you can get some great advice cus they've done lots of them.
knowshowtousethem
Hiring manager. That ques would get flagged. Better ques to panel: how long have you been with the company? What do you like most re comp?
Tornadotaco
Re comp is a fantastic composter made of recycled material