iRedHairedShanks
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May 24, 2017 10:51 PM
iRedHairedShanks
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DogShitTacoTuesday
Fake or not, its still gay
ExtraordinAri
Guy once sat down next to me at the movies. Tried to lean in for a kiss. When I pulled away his GF threw popcorn at him from 2 rows back.
TrundleTheGr8
Where's the repost stat thing
ryansmollar
You don't live in Arkansas
Nognom
Still a better love story than twilight.
MasteroftheWU
life goals
AndyBiz10
every time this is posted, I smile.
iwin
That would be the end of me if my wife saw me holding another girls hand in front of her
watmagic
love this no matter how many times it gets posted
LikeIFrigginGiveAHeck
Of all the things that happened, this happened the most
PacoFootball
Every time this gets posted, I still chuckle.
Megamanic1969
He's not gay but a coffee is a coffee
IamNotFunnyNeitherIsMyUserName
I was standing in line for some cheese tasting at a winery. This lady starts patting my ass and says I should try this particular cheese.
IamNotFunnyNeitherIsMyUserName
Eventually she looks up into my eyes and gets a shock. "You're not my husband". Looks over and sees her husband and my wife laughing.
KavaNought
Then the whole bus clapped
mcmoto
This is so me.
Alphabergle
Dat crop do
MrShpoople
I like to think things this can still happen... so I will.
rebelshadowrider
gets me every time
RamothBezerWasAlreadyTaken
If this gets reposted one more time Imgur becomes Tumblr.
rufio42
Happened to me on the luas once. Me and his gf both looked at him and he didn't get it
66ukly
Jesus Christ this is old
coolhandsloot
Drek258
Fake or not, it's a funny story.
oieokillertofu
Shit I'd do if my wife wasn't a whore. Ship Goals...
UpvoteFairy3001
Even if it is fake, I always see it and I know for a fact my boyfriend would do this.
shuttlecockinakumquat
Fake or not, it's been reposted at least 20 times.
MrRogersNeighborhood
It's something I would do. Both he the husband or offer to pay.
BababaMoooya1
Yrp
Kkenn
It's real fake
SeeTheNumbersTasteTheViolence
I have done this. Just not at a starbucks
ARSONlST
I believe it. Its something my dad would do.
Euthrick
id totally do that. and had similar stuff happened to me. its fun
Aligatorlog
Spamamdorf
I always find it weird how people love to yell about things like this being fake, because it's so weird that people have a sense of humor
relicen
"I would never do that, so it must be fake."
skincancerisfun
"My world relies on there being a commonly understood set of rules instead of anarchy masquerading as order, therefor this cant happen"
RubberCatTurds
I don't understand why coffee shops are busy in the morning. You can sleep longer AND save money by brewing your own.
brobinson2001
Best investment I ever made: $80 coffee maker w/timers and two reservoirs. 1 for a pot (my thermos), 1 for a 16oz cup (for the ex).
malexmatt
Nobody goes to a Starbucks because they don't have any other way to get coffee. That's not what Starbucks is about.
RubberCatTurds
OK, I'll bite. What is Starbucks about?
malexmatt
Being seen at Starbucks.
ThatOneGalFromThatOnePlaceThatYouTotallyKnow
To be fair, this is something I would do for shits and giggles. Like, any of those people would be me.
GothRainbowPotato
Me too! this is why I think it's a real story.
SirDistic
Exactly.
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
I've done kinda similar, but it was with friends. My wife's best friends hubby and I joke like this a lot
Silvertongueofastora
Or all of them!
Elonth
make up fuck story on the internet for karma? welcome to the club!
Jekum
Same here... I do crazy shit like this all the time to my wife.... FYI .... she hates it and me too :(
Jekum
Sux 2 B me
TheEntireCountryOfAdmira
Gosh darn it you sound like a wonderful person, she's losing happiness by not being crazy and fun with you
GayEnough4U
You sound great! And sexy :)
Splosions
We crazies usually get married to a solid anchor. Love you sweetie!
NanoSwarmer
I don't do stuff like this because I'm a large man with a perpetually scowling face, and I don't want to make others uncomfortable.
deadendeaccount
This has been reposted so many times I am beginning to think that it's a feature of imgur
UnforsakenClamtrap
Upvote you, downvote op
beggingyourmajestyspardon
Im just hoping for the day when this old shit repost doesnt make to front page again...and again...and again
beggingyourmajestyspardon
Might actually die of happiness on that day
j4bberw0ck
Fuck yes this comment. I cant even remember the original, and even then it wasnt the original.
BleachedPassion
And the whole shop applauded
KangInDaNarth
This not happening is why i believe this would happen though
enchilada5
And then the Husband and strange man skipped off into the sun and got married.
HighrockTendales
And a disabled dog gave a homeless veteran $500 shoes
ashcans
That frappucino was Albert Einstein
RedCharlie
The cashier gave them a $100% bill
ActualCannibalShia
This comment made me laugh more than anything else today. Thank you.
ashmenon
RIP Becky.
Mostlyr
"No foamo " -Husband, probably
LudeJaw
Excellent.
darknessinacan
I tried so hard not so wake up my house with laughter coming from the bathroom... Tried..
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
"The extra gay is what makes it, I don't know if you've had it. There's a secret menu" -Ralphie May
spiralshark
A frappuchino is a frappuchino
BendydickWaffleSmack
"Suuuuper yummy dick, Bro. No homo."
CptRobotNinja
God damn you that was perfect
MyDobieCastor
I'm trying to get to sleep and this comment is not helping. I busted out laughing and lost possibility of sleep. Damn you, damn you to hell
JHansi
Obamanotbad.gif
NotActuallyAMemberOfTheThirdReich
I will stab you
NotActuallyAMemberOfTheThirdReich
With an upward arrow because that's a great pun :^]
KangInDaNarth
Sounds like a successful black man meme
VelstadtTheRoyalAegis
syrax
Woah
APenguinInATuxedo
The fuck
spriteicus
I need this
Rantzas
I love how this gif is now everywhere
soepie7
First time I see it
Randomshitforfun
ZOOP
GlobalStrike
Fucking green herons.
monsto
This 6'4", 250#, 50 yo bearded black guy with 16 yrs of dreads would like to hold hands with a stranger while we get coffee. any takers? )=
MomijiInada
Where yo at?
badrabbyt
I think everyone here would hold your hand and grin like a goober. Me included.
ashmenon
6'2" 170# , 30 yo Malaysian Indian here. Let's go my sippa.
skincancerisfun
Can you skip? Because I'm a MAN, and I don't hold hands unless I'm skipping
HawasKaPujari
I would provided you show us how you look!
MoreCowBellBaby
17 yo 5'4.25 Jap American built like a 45 yr old dad would hold your hand, as long as it wasn't sweaty
stormiedollforever
Did you say 6'4" lol
hqu17
5'10" Chinese immigrant. Will only hold hand if I can tell stories of the long march and sing the Chinese national anthem.
IPutAHexOnYou4c6f7665206d65
@monsto i really wanna see those dreads...
toastyrotzy
6'4', 250 white boy with military haircut and no chin would love to
Volkrad
Fuck yeah brother!
Gatadata
5'8", 250#, 24 yo bearded white norwegian viking would like to holds hands with you. i love coffee.
trikkinikki
5'9" 135# 29 yo white transgirl would be delighted to smash stereotypes and hold hands with you :)
JabbaTheSwampBandit
Now I'm curious if or who the influence for the dreads was from in the early 00s :D
TheDivineUsersub
No but we can hold dicks while we watch a rerun of "Elf" starring Will Ferrel. I'm a 6' 175lb bearded white guy with 6 months of a top knot.
KittyLeader
I don't wanna hold your hand... We'll skip to get the coffee together! And then go for a picnic in the park
PeacefulWarfare
I'll hold your hand broseph. All love
MimDarling
5'2" 130# 25 yo pixie cut white girl would LOVE to have coffee w you. We'd look cute af to be honest
GayEnough4U
Def me. Second date maybe 2nd base?
ThirdPartyCanditate
6'5, 20 year old german dude looking for a starbucks commitment. I buy, you drink and try to not be annoyed by me
Zodi
wash your hair.
notrunningrightmeow
5'2" about 100lbs. Sure dude.
Eypisod
o/
monsto
\o
deliciousrottenness
5'4", 41 yo white girl with tattoos and a weird hair cut would love to hold hands with you. You don't even have to buy the coffee!!
WellknownNobody
This 100 pound 14 year old... Would probably get you arrested so... Yeah.
monsto
You'd pass for my kid. and nobody would complain cuz i'm ugly enuf to scare them.
JonathanWise
haha
QQforU
5'9", 160lbs, 24 yo Filipino guy built like an underdeveloped 16 yo girl. I would love to hold your hand
Boofernut
now kith
fredsayingthatsmyfetish
voodoosexdoll
5'9 and 160? Wouldn't go as far as to say underdeveloped..
UpvoteFairy3001
I think he means underdeveloped like hes built like a girl but with no titties
thatoneguyfromthatonethingthatdidthatstuff
6'2" 240 former marine, would be honored to hold your hand, but we have to sing "best friend" by Harry Nilsson
AttractedToShinyThings
Is that the one from "The Courtship of Eddie's Father"? Great old show!
monsto
Lol I remember that hahaha. . . No.
thatoneguyfromthatonethingthatdidthatstuff
No fun
OhKittyWhoaKitty
5'6" girl with short spiky purple hair, big tattoos, and a fantastic smile. Heck yeah I'll hold your hand.
DriedCowFetus
Sjw?
OhKittyWhoaKitty
?
IMoveWithTheEleganceOfAnAfricanElephant
I'm 34, white, and built like a barrel. I'll hold your hand. My only stipulation is I want to hum a song while in line. You pick the song.
d0o0o0d
"The Lumberjack Song", by Monty Python
tootalltom
Would it be wrong if I suggested Swing Low, Sweet Chariot?
monsto
This is the sooong thaaat neee-veeer eeeends...
IMoveWithTheEleganceOfAnAfricanElephant
Dealer's choice, after all, but dammittttttttttt
SexualConsent
6'2" 175lbs 14 year old boy in Highschool , would take you up on that if you were to buy me something because I don't like spending money
monsto
well you sound like my 14 yr old. so, No. GO CUT SOME FUCKING LAWNS.
SexualConsent
I will have you know I had a part time job but quit after I noticed that they handled money terribly and lost me money many times
monsto
Don't stop there. Keep looking. Great jobs don't land in your lap, you gotta go get em, gotta ask for em.
xRHIN0x
Fuck you mate. I'm 23/5'10"/130lbs. At least I'm lean AF... Still no beard though ;-;
SexualConsent
I got some neckbeard stuble growing. Should I be worried?
TickleMyPickleForANickel
How TF are you 14 and over 6 ft?
SexualConsent
My family generally has the tall gene somewhere in there. My Aunt is still taller than me, I'm gonna say 6' "3 or 6'"4
ImNotMoodyImJustDramatic
I was 6 ft at 14, didn't grow again until 19 then went to 6 2" then at 23 grew to 6'4"...
Yarnbomber
Life and its growth spurts are cruel. My brothers hit 6' at 13 & 14. They are now 6'4" and 6'7".
Vlascia
Sounds just like my sisters. 6'2" and 6'6"
notrunningrightmeow
Shit my son is almost 5 and he's half my height already. I'm going to be looking up at him when he's in middle school.
TickleMyPickleForANickel
My brother is 6 years old and is almost as tall as me. It's insane.
heinzb
Standing in line - does your face say Hey - hows things, or does it say Look in my direction I'll squash you.. If its the first one, sure..
monsto
Got in line at the groc. Woman in front of me did a TRIPLE take like my face was on fire. But babies love me.
somewhatwiseguy
It sucks I guess I look intimidating or something because people avoid me on the sidewalk and children I smile at look for their parents :(
heinzb
I feel for ya.. but if you smiled I'd like to think I'd see past the bad ass look.
somewhatwiseguy
I think it might also have something to do with the fact I naturally scowl whenever I am around a lot of people but hey guess it means
somewhatwiseguy
I'm less likely to be mugged :p