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Jul 14, 2017 5:47 AM
APenguinInATuxedo
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ModerateRectalContusion
#30 Those are some long arms
SpectreSirisGraves
Heh. Boober.
chips14429
Ahh, the flag pants event that I refereed.
BadImgurer
Pretty sure that bird making pasta has been my old Outlook profile picture since about 2009.
quixotegut
I call my cat boober, too!
OldMateClown
#1 http://imgur.com/otH1XTU
PreciousPotato
#8 What's the difference between -bluhm and -bloom?
skorve
#28 "Retuuuurn the slaaaab"
wedontlookalike
"How much? Just one-up vote? For all these? What a bargain! Thanks @OP
APenguinInATuxedo
Anything for you
RIPWookieMan
Is there a German word for someone in your group of friends that is kind of a dick, but you've known them for too long to get rid of them?
Thirdy
#10 is outstanding cool. :O I'm impressed
ZachMadden7
This was a bad dump.
crouchpotato12
*Americans
fluxfish
#10 - I need more of these
kukbert
Actually, soon-to-bee Governor Leslie Knope adopted 32 cats and dogs, AND there was a pig as well. Read a history book, people.
where2bee2
I want more of #10
LoftheDesert
The irony in the Harry Potter thing is that the person misspelled "Americans" as "American's" which would read as "us American is are..."
motherfluffer
They changed it in 1998!? I'm so old
DarthFutuza
Is it irony or intentional comedy?
WanderingChief
Not offended enough
G0MeatCube
Black and white.... People.... have the same organz
APenguinInATuxedo
I'll try harder next time
WanderingChief
Much appreciated still got an upvote though
wildsoapbox
Title checks out. These are good memes
APenguinInATuxedo
cdgale
Alemania here: Waltersobchakeit isn't a german word
shwat
It isnt a word in any language
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
Most of these are not even memes for god's sake
akiba22
APenguinInATuxedo
You're not even a meme
fluxfish
ouch..that was savage
morningxafter
#6 not actually a word. It's a play on Walter's name from Big Lebowski. Who The Dude famously told "you're not wrong you're just an asshole"
AliBarber
Oh I THOUGHT it looked like a name
APenguinInATuxedo
Even better
CatsIsTheAnswer
Is there a word for The author of this Tumblr clearly knew that word already, wrote an uslessly long definition & asked a friend to answer?
master117
Irreführung
CatsIsTheAnswer
I shit you not, that word exists and is "Bullshit"
HanYOLOHNIC
Bacphiffengezet (i know i butcherd the spelling) is close its means your face looks like it could use a punch.....
yourshittygerman
Backpfeifengesicht probably
HurrDurrImABurr
Which has a totally different meaning.
slaine
Works, however, in Austrian: Watscheng'sicht
HurrDurrImABurr
Bedeutet es in Österreich was anderes?
Doge12312
It would be something along "Klugscheisser" but that still isnt exactly suitable
7Spades
Sort of fits actually, although it is more accurately someone who rubs their knowledge in others faces, oder?
Doge12312
Yeah someone who always knows everything better and corrects even minor errors.
helmutk00hl
Such a beautifull langage ... ich liebe deutscheland
Doge12312
*Deutschland
helmutk00hl
Musik from Deutscheland https://youtu.be/bicDDnL8FhA
luisa7
Thank you for introducing me to this video.
squirrelfury
Sorcerer's Stone has a better ring to honestly.
Colossalfaggot
Also their other titles for "dumb Americans" are a stretch. They would make more sense if it was changed to "hp and the magic man's stone"
drewgolas
Quiet you. Self hating Americans are so hot right now
squirrelfury
Don't get me wrong, the reasoning was dumb as hell. But the human ear likes alliteration.
Morkney
Eh I disagree, philosopher's stone rolls off the tongue better.
leroy666
thought it was other way around. Concern that yanks would not buy into sorcerer = witchcraft. Holy Rollers go ballistic! Again!
squirrelfury
The article I read also said some words were changed like "mum" & "crumpet". At this point the publisher is just insulting our intelligence.
leroy666
Is "no one ever went broke underestimating American intelligence" a real quote? Mark Twain?
squirrelfury
Real quote but wrong guy.
leroy666
P.T. Barnum?