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CaldariBob
Minor quibble - the airliner didn't just crash in Iran, it was shot down by the Iranians.
MollyInanna
Someone needs to create a generator for this -- you pick which of the frames you want and fill in the line ...
SeRaQt
Zainadin
Sad I can tell how old a meme is by the death toll it is reporting.
BaconAndBoobsAndBackflips
I know it’s all horrible but flint Michigan STILL doesn’t have water? Who the fuck needs to be fired for that to be solved
CSLouie209
i know this post is older, but now we have the oentagon admitting ufos exists and the Beruit explosion. This is sad AF but true.
Sliminade
IT'S ONLY AUGUST... and an election year.
RandallKavanaugh
With all that's coming? What if these really are "The Best of Times"? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fzJGxpcenc
criko04
I love the Squid Pro Quo
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
"It flattened the curve though... Vertically." Lost my shit.
bienmenso
That was a good line lol
someboreddude
Forgot about the Amazon being on fire.
zylla2
And Antarctica is experiencing the worst heat wave in thousands of years.
zylla2
So basically it's also on fire.
MikeSierraTango3Kilo
"I'm still in January."
jennym123
This is painful to read. This year has been rough.
yogoo0
You have subscribed to spider facts. 95% of spiders inside your home have never been outside
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
"I'm still in January." Oof.
aznanimality
Holy fuck I didn't realize that all of that happened in January.
Sh4dowWalker96
Time has absolutely lost meaning. All that shit happened in Janurary, then July was over in four days.
BillogUncle
You forgot to add that Grant Imahara dying
HypnoJack
There were still in the middle of their long drive when that happened.
Walmartstallwithnolock
lankydoubletown
Loungecloud
Nude. Tayne.
snooch2thegouch
Hungrypiemonger
The right gif for the job
Theauthenticdonaldtrump
There's an election this year and Biden will likely win. If he does that's the best news in years
vandalndigress10
Fuck Biden and Fuck Trump, two-party system blows dogs for quarters!
HappyOuroboros
Biden does need to win, but i dont think he will. I am getting real 2016 deja vu from this year.
Sh4dowWalker96
I fucking hate Biden, but Trump may literally cause the death of my family if he stays in. So, Biden it is.
RandallKavanaugh
But Holy Hell, why do the only two US parties continually serve up exceedingly poor candidates?
allhailthedarklordofthetwinmoonssampsons
You forgot to mention the government declassifying the ufo images. If only I could read that all as fast as he can say it.
RandallKavanaugh
https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffsb&q=speedreading+courses&ia=web
CptKolja
1/4 of Bangladesh is flooded now so things are really starting to look bright
DarPhyve
You forgot kids in cages, that's still a thing BTW.
Technotoad64
Blankets, soap, and toothpaste were considered "not necessary" for a "safe and sanitary" environment
NSPECTORa
Morgan Freeman can retire, we have the narrator of the future.
RandallKavanaugh
Noooooooooo!!!!
NSPECTORa
Compromise, Michael Cera does all the political narrative..
djcinfloriduh
Yaasssss. And he’s real easy on the eyes
HypnoJack
According to Stewie, teenage girls used to like Morgan Freeman not too long back.
pteridomania
So much has happened this year that I forgot that half of my state burned, and my home town almost got wiped out. Crazy times.
alrabban
Also, the dictator of North Korea died then came back to life.
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
No butthole either
3nd3rwiggin
Yeah, haven't heard anything new about that. Not that I have gone out of my way to look for it.
ra66it
Went missing and his sister was thought to possibly take over. Then he came back and not much happened.
hyptosis
He vanished for a while but turned back up, I figure he was hiding from the plague.
tooomanystevesgotbanned
I find it really weird how some US sportsball player is listed along with 150M dead.
RockyRainbow24
He was really famous. And you know America.
tooomanystevesgotbanned
So, one 'famous' person has the same value and 150M 'ordinary' people.
pandro
150K. That's 150,000. It's still an inexcusable number, more than Korea and Vietnam Wars combined. But 150M would be half the US population.
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Oops, typo. Well spotted.
margatesands
#8 "squid pro quo"? when were calamari involved?
HypnoJack
That may be something Luis might actually say without realizing it's wrong.
mglaive
HE KNOWS ABOUT THE CALAMARI, GET HIM!
Technotoad64
squid pro quo is definitely how Luis would say it
Chiselednicknac
I felt like I was stuck in there forever.
thegawker
/a/OOoJIdT
IamTheNesT
Stuck in here, you mean.
MerenKing
you and me both, and we're just in August. Ugh.
seeriktus
Both my arms fell off trying to hold my phone up
KenXavi
That counts as a flesh wound, I think.. so you got that going for ya
HFlashman
BraveSlayer
It's only August.
TatanyaTanatia
And he didnt even bring up that bitch Carroll Baskin.
DenitoOoO
And breonna?
TatanyaTanatia
Oooooooh definitely
jennym123
Still don't think she murdered her husband.
yogoo0
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jennym123
Subscribe, baby. Subscribe.
yogoo0
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TatanyaTanatia
Sheeple! (Jk idc)
VCJunky
You still are. The car ride represents 2020 and it's not over yet.
lowkeylives
Like this is gonna all be over after 2020, lol
Green11ndys
Tip of the iceberg, maybe global warming will melt it though.
Mhynt
Waiting to the end credits to roll in December
Chiselednicknac
No.... NO.... NOOOOOO!
sdevenhawking
Stick to the stuff you knooow!
EnderPanda13
*living on a pray starts playing* whoooa, half waaay thereeee!
WorksOnMyMachine
And we still have nearly 5 months to go!
Simusar
They should make a full length feature film of this meme for next January
HodgePodgekin
And likely 4 more years after that...
Tumescentpie
Man. 2020 has been the worst 170 years of my life.
RustyDoorNail
shrugsy
It's not going to magically stop after 5 months
MasterUryi
It kinda magically started tho
MrRandom314159
That's when shit gets REAL interesting. We'll have the election results and Trump's term ends in January.
njatgu
That's when his first term ends no matter what... the possible second term however, could just be starting
njatgu
The way 2020 has been going, it's sure to end with a bang
MrRandom314159
He'll have the power and the position, but what do you think he'll do when he sees it'll end in less than a month?
IOnlyFavouriteBunniesAndRats
Easy, he'll pillage as much as he can above what he already has before he has to leave.
Zreen
Like how the Cardassians trashed DS9 after the Occupation
NiSiSuinegEht
This needs to be continually updated throughout the year.
BitchButcher
Throughout the "year"? You think this is over in a few month?
Cazzyle
This IS an updated version! (I do agree though, these guys should do this for real...)
theriz
Eh the unemployment # is off by MILLIONS already. And the #of dead is short by tens of thousands.
PcJunky
It absolutely does not!
IDidntWantToSignUpForImgur
I feel like it has??
Stnklein
We want more added to this! This should be the method of 2020 review.
NotMurdockNiccals
Please do this OP!
FrDancer32
This is the new format of US social studies classes....
casiehansolo
Chinese concentration camps should be added
LeChez
Seen't this repost a few times now. I always scroll to the bottom to see of anyone's added to it.
LaBotte
Yup missing unmarked police in there... I want more !
PlaidBastard
Future archaeologists will wonder where these started. The one who says "Ant Man!" will be gently encouraged to retire because he's gone mad
StunnedGoofy
Lebanon Blast [✓]
MrCoolWhip
We had a meme calendar now we just need this guy updating memes
MrCoolWhip
Since reality is a meme now
LeeTheEnginee
Reminds me of “news without the bullshit”. https://youtu.be/lqBeaQy9qPA
TheDreadPirateJayneCobb
Hey, scrub!
ChickWithAnAttitude
Nobody mentioned the fucking wall!
vtwinmax
What a ride... I love how the good news is we sent two dude to space. WHAT A PUNCHLINE! Lmao
housev1l
APRIL: Wildfires at chernobyl JULY: Everything is cake
frozentoad
Too bad we're on keto.
MyCommentsAreUsuallyWeird
Idk if imgur could handle all of those images by now
stabbert3
I want one that goes all the way back to the day Harambe died
Akurei00
Is THAT the point when we lost the dimensional lottery?
RagnaroktopusInk
It is. Every time I see this, it's longer.
redpandabanana
Yup some definite updated stuff in there
yourbassist
Almost. It gets reposted several times and then a few weeks later there's an update.
MyBigMouth
And get Paul Rudd and Michael Pena to do an actual recorded version of it at the end of the year.
CodeBit
Not like they have anything better to do, put em in a prop car, drop a green screen on either side and start listing them off
Goldmarble
God....the rate it is going, we'd need a $25 Million budget to hire them to make a 4 hour movie.
FlyingButtPliers
I'm sure a congress person could line item it.
BeardBass
It would make that all back in spades with ticket sales. I’d buy it!
Ghlargh
Only 4 hours? I don't think there isn't enough time left in 2020 to read out all the shit that has happened and probably will happen...
Lowktar
I'd watch it. It would probably win all the awards too. Best screenplay, best actor, best supporting actor etc.
Dragolf82
Not counting the long ass road they will need to film it
Lowktar
Welcome Back: The Road Trip
NarratorDurden
Crowd fund, probably get it
SirShmoopyofAwesomtown
I got a crispy $1 on it
Jazzinall
And my axe!
MissDashLisa
Hopefully there will be 25 million of us left to pitch in a dollar...
Wolf2Worrior
Based on how many people around the world watch Marvel, your dollar does more than you think.
strideo
Forgot about the Chinese government making it illegal to express pro-democracy opinions in Hong Kong.
StunnedGoofy
This meme is 80% about Usa so...
strideo
So it could use more world events like the Australian wild fires already mentioned?
StunnedGoofy
That's the 20% ? But ... ???
elganif
its illegal anywhere - even other countries, punishment happens when they catch you in hong kong (even if the 'crime' was done elsewhere)
elganif
They are actively threatening Canadian residents in BC on the Chinese radio stations with reprisals if they speak out against the bill or >
elganif
the events in hong kong or speak poorly of the mainland government.
strideo
Yeah, I saw an article about an arrest warrant issued in Hong Kong for a pro HK democracy activist who's a US citizen. Luckily he wasn't 1/
strideo
in Hong Kong anymore when the warrant was issued but most of his pro-democracy activism was before they passed the security bill. 2/2