MFW my fiancé says her dear sweet Wesley will come for her but I didn't send any ships, let alone my four fastest

Mar 7, 2018 8:29 PM

SirGellahad

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I WOULD NOT SAY SUCH THINGS IF I WERE YOU

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I'm reading this book to my unborn bubba right now :-)

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Westley

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I know, I messed it up. I am ashamed.

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To The Pain!

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TO THE PAIN!

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Perfect

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Then why is there fear behind your eyes..?

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I always forget he was the vampire in Fright Night.

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Yepp. I love this movie gerry dandrige and Mister Vincent.

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& Jack in Nightmare Before Christmas (not the singing voice tho; that was Danny Elfman), & the cop in Child's Play... great character actor!

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Anyone who says otherwise is trying to sell you something

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One of my favorite lines

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Humperdinck.

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OT

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Holocaust cloak FTW

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"Bye boys! Have fun storming the castle!"

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My favorite movie

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Have fun storming the castle!

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Ya think it'll woik?

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It’ll take a miracle!

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Possible. Pig.

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It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass.

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To the Pain!

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I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.

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It means we both brush our teeth, then chug orange juice directly afterwards. Without spitting beforehand. Last one to pass out wins.

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I would not say such things, if I were you!!

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Westley*

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My real name is Wesley, I once tried to pepper in an "as you wish" and got called tf out on not having a 'T' in my name.

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Christ on a cracker, I can't believe I messed that up. thank you.

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I got it wrong for at least 10 years lol

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I've never been able to mess it up because my brother got named after him, so seeing "Wesley" looks wrong to me, lol

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Wow. You really are a warthog faced buffoon!

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I do not think that word means what you think it means.

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I wouldn’t say that if I were you!

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*I do believe that is the first time a man has dared insult me.

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I imagine someone who’s face is in fact an entire warthog, just like, an entire warthog instead of a face and it’s it’s own individual thing

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You have an interesting mind.

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Thanks you

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Don’t you mean “dizzying intellect”?

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Wow, I totally missed that opportunity...Well done!

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