perfect post...

Aug 5, 2016 6:20 PM

UncleDmytry

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I have that shave mirror. It's horrible.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

why? at least this isn't as bad as MOST gifs that are "perfectly satisfying" or w/e bullshit but why

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I am pleased, thank you

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

So are we just not gunna talk about how they open an orange soda can and pour out cola

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You guys look up ASMR if you like this.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Buzzfeed? Buzzfeed.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I know that girl! Whoooaaaa life is leaking into the internet

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it's so good makes feel i just cheated no my gf

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I spent the whole thing trying to figure out what event this person is getting ready for.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ohh man thats a lot of goodness...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But why did the orange turn brown...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Slower you slut!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So much satisfaction in one gif...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

IT HURTS BUT FEELS SO GOOD

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So is this like, visual ASMR?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OK, yeah - the stupid VW switchblade key. It's gratifying to flick but my car (2015 GTI) doesn't have any keyholes (except the glove box).

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just bought a new car, and I miss being able to perpetually open and close my old Jetta key...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone else think this was gonna be a recipe post using peanut butter and sunkist? I was a little worried at first

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It bothered me you didn't take the care when opening the can of soda, not to get it on the rim.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

What kind of brute opens a soda like that

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

do one completely opposite please!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got tingly. But that might be the wine.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I also got tingly but it's definitely the ganja

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I need sound for like 90% of these. I just feel frustrated *sigh*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Slower, you slut!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

-1 I expected Orange fanta to be poured into that cup you malevolent Monster!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

JK +1 for the great wank

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who uses a spoon to spread peanut butter?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I do.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who said it was going to be spread?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

what kind of monster stomps on the bubble wrap with their feet!

9 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

My 6 year old

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My 2 year old

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I don't do that. Nope not me. WHO SAID THAT? I SAID I DIDN'T DO IT!!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

::orgasmic moans::

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok, except for the bubble wrap. That needs to be done slowly and meditatively one by one.

9 years ago | Likes 158 Dislikes 0

Agreed

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OCayDude

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol, no, not me. It's just more satisfying that way!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Slower you slut

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah I just need a mile of it... And a steam roller.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

go at it in grid formation, once spent 2 rainy days with a 6 m long piece, best weekend ever

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wanna Netflix and bubble wrap?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Netflix, chill and bubble wrap, see how many can be popped from "other activities"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i prefer it folded eight times and put under the hydraulic press.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

video link?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i don't want to disappoint you.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you will if you don't give me a video link

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

so as i said, i don't want to disappoint you, but there is no video.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0