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Klingon: The Language of Love
alteriron
http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthouse.asp
themissingpiece2
My favorite part is that the first dudes profile picture is a remake of the damn album cover that jus says "Tiddy."
klbearsfan125
So now the Greeks can't figure out putting troops in the horse they have to put an obvious treehouse on top for them?
fambil
chipfollower
Thank you
tarataqa
#2, "This is the actual..." BULLLLSHIT
Arnlaugur
Yeah that joke is probably now older than the United States with versions including nearly every country
RobblesTheGreat
Anyone else stop at the power ranger one and get irrationally angry? Green should be yellow and white should be pink. Gosh.
CanadianFurr
chipfollower
Sorry
Surely
"lol...laughing on the floor" Are you fucking kidding me? You use an abbreviation and then don't go for ROFL?
MonkeyImaginationHero
Fidget Spinner..... Bakersfield.....
Zerrorr
Joint Evaluated Fission and Fusion File aka Jeff
Carnot
... laddies
FigFrog
i did a comment explaining that we actually have taste butts in our anus, got downvoted, people are to dumb to google first.
TechnicallyRight
I don't understand the condom one, well I do, but I feel like instead of adding 4 condoms he could have been darker and subtracted 4 condoms
mycatToastwasafatasshole
Extra-hard tofu has the same texture as eggs when cooked. So it could be "Wakey wakey tofu and fake bakey"
FigFrog
that guy that called his son fidget spinner, why dont we start to sterilize animals that we dont want to spread and cause a major disaster
bcd051
Just graduated medical school, cost me $340,000. And I already had some debt from grad school.
FigFrog
jake stole that joke with the condoms, wanna be 12yo boy
Pookie55
Did anyone see the kid's name? He named his child Fidget Spinner. Wtf.
malcapone
Skweezy Jibbs is a character played by comedian Tim Savage; this is hella fake.
IShouldHaveLeftHereHoursAgo
Bakersfield. Nice touch.
KeezieWeezie
That pic has been posted before saying that guy got a call from a girl saying she'd just had a baby, it was his, and he needed to come sign
KeezieWeezie
The birth certificate. He said he only would if he could name the kid.
cripsycrisps
the last one was no mistake
samtherat6
America is the best country in the world. The other countries just need to get a little worse.
ocelot77
#11 or eat the raw batter and in ~24 hours you'll have brownie logs
NeuroDefiance
Mine always comes out as brownie soup. Am I doing something wrong?
Itwasmyname
Wholemeal brownies?
SomePieceOfShitReportedACommentAndNowImFuckingBanned
Sounds tasty. Have any for sample?
tarataqa
Milk, Milk, Lemonade...
GoddamnitMisterNoodle
#2 http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthouse.asp
jucyblucy
Yeah, doesn't even make sense. no lighthouse would call that a collision. A moving vessel hitting a stationary object would be an allision.
tarataqa
lol, I didn't need snopes to tell me it was fake.
redstring
You would never order another vessel to make a certain course change. There are international navigation rules for a reason; radio comms (1)
redstring
are to verify intentions or agree on corrective course actions. That story is 100% not real. (2)
thereverseapachemaster
It was made up for a TV comercial years ago. Irish or Scottish first if I remember right.
SouthAlexander
It doesn't help that the lighthouse's nationality changes every time.
Xander4204
WHO IS JEFF?!
ClemantTheGymLeader
https://www.oecd-nea.org/dbdata/jeff/
Xander4204
THANK YOU!
mikej66
don't piss off jeff
andthentheresthatguy
Wrestle with Jeff, prepare for death
AwkwardKeming
To be fair, there are lots of us with <10 nukes. I dare say most of us.
Cassiraa
I figured it meant JSDF
Killickthere
pfft, he doesn't even have 10 nuclear warheads
DrStoeckchen
But he got a lighthouse. Your call.
ClemantTheGymLeader
https://www.oecd-nea.org/dbdata/jeff/
TheDisgrace
Beepity
don't piss on jeff
pjcraxford
Unless he consents
Beepity
Of course, I thought that went without saying.
DorthLous
<10 could be 0....
MrSaturday
But he is included on the graph, could be zero but I'm not taking any chances.
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
"I know he probably couldn't, but I wasn't gonna fuck around and see if he could."
DorthLous
Yup, exactly what came to mind :)
td2f
it's funny, because in most countries in europe 406€ per year is actually quite a lot to pay for university
mycatToastwasafatasshole
I'm taking a single class in a community college this semester and it's $286. That's not counting the book I'll have to spend $150+ on.
Munnin41
I pay about 2k a year in tuition for uni, live in the netherlands
CorruptedAI
That's about the cost per credit hour at a good private school in the US.
nettiebean
That's almost what I pay to park at my university. UGH!
justthenextdoorneighboor
hahahahahaha, would love to keep it at €406. The Dutch gov recently changed their system which means up to 10k debt each year. 1/2
justthenextdoorneighboor
2/2 which might not be the biggest debt imaginable but still a hell of a lot more than €406 :(
kaboosh5353
That doesnt even cover books in America.
MegaDeuce
Yeah like two books. Three books if they're used.
Computational
#19 basically the plot of the Dead Space series
kgarthai
n...no?
Computational
The end of dead space 3 reveals that the markers originated from giant necromorphs called the Brethren Moons
kgarthai
Ah, I never finished 3. My bad.
Computational
You should play it, its really good imo
mycatToastwasafatasshole
I've only played the first two, so I thought you were grossly misinformed, but it turned out I was.
Computational
You should play it, its really good imo
brikhouse2
"trace levels of nicotine"....in a child product? Gtfoh.
nightshonor
Tomatoes contain trace levels of nicotine.
debunker
Ummm .. You know it's a joke, right?
brikhouse2
Hell I wouldn't put it past some places to allow this.
debunker
What places? Certainly not in any countries I can think of.
brikhouse2
Ahhhh the fuck if I know, but I do know there are some fucked up places out there lol. Lemme lone.
debunker
I'll never understand why people just say shit they make up in their heads without any factual basis.
dephress
It's half a joke. A lot of vape companies (VitaVape included) market to kids - this is just not as subtle.
debunker
How so? I don't think their ads target kids, it's just that kids see them. However, they see way more vaping on imgur and youtube.
dephress
https://www.google.com/amp/www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/candy-flavored-e-cigarette-ads-appeal-to-kids/
dephress
https://www.google.com/amp/www.nbcnews.com/health/kids-health/amp/e-cigarette-ads-target-millions-kids-cdc-says-n490601
debunker
If you read the article, it says, just like I did, that the ads aren't specifically targeting kids, but rather they just see the ads.