Jan 17, 2018 4:41 AM
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TCGView
When you wear glasses for years, maybe decades for this guy, it becomes an unconscious movement.
itsanotherdanny
when I wear my contacts I am constantly trying to push my non-existent glasses up on my nose.
merrillbaumann8888
After the Tax Bill passed, he also praised Trump’s leadership. Yep - next stop, Funny Farm.
Imasinneryyc
He owned it when he realized they weren’t there
akramerathome
People like him just going through the motions after being there soooo long scares me.
Baeloro
When you've had 5 marijuanas and you're supposed to read your report in front of the senate...
gatharen
People with glasses totally get this
JinJinkies
Fuck Hatch. He's a piece of shit
Jeber88
Can so relate this, I've had glasses for almost 20 yrs...still try to push them up when I wear contacts.
RobJenkins
meeting with donors later on
Septagrim
https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2017/10/11/16458142/congress-alzheimers-pharmacist
butIdontownasuitJudith
I have a pair exactly the same...sometimes.
Heeeyyoooo
I haven't had hair for 9 years I still try to tuck it behind my ears
krissypoojackets
He’s 119 years old. Has no clue where he is. Shit his pants 45 minutes prior.
HandsomeJack19
After I got LASIK surgery I pushed my non-existent glasses up my nose for a full year before the instinct left me.
theoneandonlyKingEimer
r/totally not robots
TravisEllis
Thankfully, no longer a sitting US senator
4GMGR
40 years...we need term limits
Polysomnos
I've done that many times.
sieg443130
Orin Hatch. People of Utah finally wised up. He saw the writing on the wall and is not running
Shade169
i keep reaching for the pen i normally keep behind my ear when its not there
Happyguy47
I think he’s given up and smoking that hash to just forget about that shit
Idislikenamemaking
If you can't relate, be thankful. Getting old is not for the weak.
Burke616
Literally. The weak don't get old. Think about it.
Shayceror
Whoa, I had glasses in third grade. Was pushing them up when I got contacts by seventh. It's not an old thing. It's muscle memory.
tacticalflipflop
Good riddance to this economy ruining dotard
DuckyofDeath123
Surely when they're so old they get this demented, they should be kept out of decision making processes?
[deleted]
Downvotes aside, seriously: the only person I know who did this had early stage Alzheimer's. Might be worht a visit to the neurologist.
n0gal
While there's an argument to be made over term limits, bigotry isn't the solution. It's just a fun moment caught on camera, everyone who
wears glasses does this from time to time. This is imgur, it's supposed to be fun. Just laugh at the image and click 'next.'
I wear glasses. I've never done this. Half my family wears glasses. Again. Never. Except gramps. Who had Alzheimer's.
I mean, your one single anecdotal story might have some influence if there weren't currently 500 points worth of upvotes of people who
wear glasses all saying "i do this all the time", by the way, I do too, and I don't think I have dementia prior to 30 years old.
FilthyRaider
When I got contacts in my 20s I was always poking myself in the eye trying to push up my invisible glasses.
ArdentSlacker
... why the fek would you touch the lens? You keep that bit clean.
Touching where the frame should have been maybe, professor?
Watch the clip. He goes to hold the frame.......
Yes, he doesn't poke his eye, now does he? That's the thing I'm saying.
If you ACTUALLY watch he does but you clearly can't let anything go. Do you even wear glasses?
... *pokes the frame* yep! :D
UnpopularOpinions
I swear I can see them leave his face, even though they aren't there.
drunkmastered
All Trump supporters can, too.
Veter90
He needs to retire
Nursing home
Fairdinkums
Hes just that good
ButterfaceTaintClown
He should be on Whose Line is it Anyway?
Fal1enKing
Of course they aren't there, he's just taken them off
TheDiviler
Holy
ThatOneGuyWhoDidThatOneThingAtThatOnePlaceThatOneTime
Someone should make this gif with glasses so no one knows which one was the original
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
He's a powerful sith lord, casting the illusion into your mind.
TheRicM
https://youtu.be/bEuehcFOAAw
GreenSpaceman
That's the jpeg
ZaWithDude
I keep seeing a shadow over his tie. I feel like someone shopped out the actual glasses really well.
Fluffycorn
WHY IS THE US GOVERNMENT HIDING GLASSES FROM US?? WHAT IS THIS MADNESS!?!?
Alpine262
I agree
ThatSillyDog
It's his fingers, they overlap a bit. The glasses are just the new Invisiwear 3000 model. He lost them after he put them down.
KAG25
he has been in the same seat for over 40 years, finally leaving
FullSpeedAhead
More of those dementos should be leaving. 80 should be end age.
I'm not in favor of a hard cap on working age, because medical science is amazing, and a lot of my family does pretty damn good up 'till 1+
2/2 90. I'd be 100% fine with a test tho. Make it like jury duty, so your employer has to let you go. Cover driving and whatnot. :)
NZSheeps
That seat must smell horrible
thetortillafactory
A mix of old timie shaving cream and hatred for the poor scent.
allotherusernamestaken89
Orrin Hatch yeah?
ThisIsGod
Hatch yea!
PeterMerkin
Yeah. That's the prick.
KarakLohr
Term limits. Just sayin...
andergriff
term limits wouldn't affect the quality of the senators, only electing better ones can do that.
misspostmarked
It’s funny cause when he first ran for office term limits were a part of his campaign promises...
Phaggotboy
It's called an election
AzizLiiiiiiiiiiight
Need them so bad
AmishGangsta404
I've done that. Also tried to push them up my nose while they weren't there.
Pegussu
Yeah, I saw CNN laughing about this earlier today. Kind of silly.
railgap
I've done that when wearing contacts.
IwillSTOMPyourSTUPIDspiritANIMAL
I feel my glasses on my face for 2 weeks after put contacts in. I call it ghost glasses
Trustmeimadogtor
Same.
Xion136
I did that then realized "Wait my glasses are on my nightstand."
MsMaryMack06
I've done that before!
PanicAtTheCostco
Yeah the second one happens when I wear contacts. I just turn it into a scratch at an "itch"
And looked for them while wearing them?
Yep. Done that too.
amishgonewild
My boyfriend has witnessed me doing this. Won't live it down
thiiiiiiiisguy
After I got lasik I did this all the time. I also almost poked my eye out too forgetting the defensive layer was gone.
chopper35
i’m going to get fake lenses for my glasses so i don’t freak out looking for my glasses in the morning.
BondHaimBond
Had my lasik after 25 years of wearing glasses. never had these habits.
pleaseuseotherdoor
I was just gonna say, I got lasik in December and I still panic when I realise I'm not wearing my glasses.
Baugoti
got lasik 3 years ago... I still feel them on my nose sometimes.
BabiesAreGreatMedRare
Muscle memory. Powerful stuff.
OneOrangeJuiceErection
Been wearing contacts for 10 years now. Sometimes I still try to push my glasses up.
Tjitso
And since my recent sex-change, quite anoying
HavokAntix
I still try to move my glasses up when I'm not wearing them... Constantly.
InsultCatapult
This morning in the shower I rubbed conditioner all over my face because I did my routine out of order.
Kiopho
That's not what muscle memory means
ninjadick24
I've been wearing glasses for almost 20 yrs ... trust me, that happens a lot
TZO2k15
Guitar player here, can confirm!
HammerNoodle
I had long long hair a year or so back, I still try to tuck it behind my ear sometimes
CatsIsTheAnswer
Ok so just to be clear, did we already rule out ghost glasses?
Affray
I'm not entirely convinced yet.
ThatShiftyMonkey
not entirely.
Silliosophical
But where are his glasses & what is he missing by not having them? Can’t see far or can’t read close. Only options. Both bad for a Senator.
DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq
Laser eye surgery
swanui16
Maybe he switched to contacts and just hasn't got used to not having glasses on
The dude is 83. Doubtful he just discovered contacts. Normal for glasses-to-contacts ppl to go through this muscle-memory phase. Not at 83.
Peynus
I'm confused. Do 83 year olds not use contacts/technology or are they magically immune to decades of muscle memory?
No, they had decades before they were 80 to try out contact lenses. If they join the party at 80, they’re late to the game.
ChattingAtTheAqua
Yep. I just got contacts after 10 years of glasses. Phantom glasses are a real thing.
Niteman
I fidget with my glasses when I'm nervous, could be that too
No doubt on that. But he’s 83. Shouldn’t he have worked out the glasses vs. contacts thing by now? Plus the reader glasses? It’s just weird.
bigbrother
could've also been lasik or a recent eye surgery improved his vision.
TCGView
When you wear glasses for years, maybe decades for this guy, it becomes an unconscious movement.
itsanotherdanny
when I wear my contacts I am constantly trying to push my non-existent glasses up on my nose.
merrillbaumann8888
After the Tax Bill passed, he also praised Trump’s leadership. Yep - next stop, Funny Farm.
Imasinneryyc
He owned it when he realized they weren’t there
akramerathome
People like him just going through the motions after being there soooo long scares me.
Baeloro
When you've had 5 marijuanas and you're supposed to read your report in front of the senate...
gatharen
People with glasses totally get this
JinJinkies
Fuck Hatch. He's a piece of shit
Jeber88
Can so relate this, I've had glasses for almost 20 yrs...still try to push them up when I wear contacts.
RobJenkins
Septagrim
https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2017/10/11/16458142/congress-alzheimers-pharmacist
butIdontownasuitJudith
I have a pair exactly the same...sometimes.
Heeeyyoooo
I haven't had hair for 9 years I still try to tuck it behind my ears
krissypoojackets
He’s 119 years old. Has no clue where he is. Shit his pants 45 minutes prior.
HandsomeJack19
After I got LASIK surgery I pushed my non-existent glasses up my nose for a full year before the instinct left me.
theoneandonlyKingEimer
r/totally not robots
TravisEllis
Thankfully, no longer a sitting US senator
4GMGR
40 years...we need term limits
Polysomnos
I've done that many times.
sieg443130
Orin Hatch. People of Utah finally wised up. He saw the writing on the wall and is not running
Shade169
i keep reaching for the pen i normally keep behind my ear when its not there
Happyguy47
I think he’s given up and smoking that hash to just forget about that shit
Idislikenamemaking
If you can't relate, be thankful. Getting old is not for the weak.
Burke616
Literally. The weak don't get old. Think about it.
Shayceror
Whoa, I had glasses in third grade. Was pushing them up when I got contacts by seventh. It's not an old thing. It's muscle memory.
tacticalflipflop
Good riddance to this economy ruining dotard
DuckyofDeath123
Surely when they're so old they get this demented, they should be kept out of decision making processes?
[deleted]
[deleted]
DuckyofDeath123
Downvotes aside, seriously: the only person I know who did this had early stage Alzheimer's. Might be worht a visit to the neurologist.
n0gal
While there's an argument to be made over term limits, bigotry isn't the solution. It's just a fun moment caught on camera, everyone who
n0gal
wears glasses does this from time to time. This is imgur, it's supposed to be fun. Just laugh at the image and click 'next.'
DuckyofDeath123
I wear glasses. I've never done this. Half my family wears glasses. Again. Never. Except gramps. Who had Alzheimer's.
n0gal
I mean, your one single anecdotal story might have some influence if there weren't currently 500 points worth of upvotes of people who
n0gal
wear glasses all saying "i do this all the time", by the way, I do too, and I don't think I have dementia prior to 30 years old.
FilthyRaider
When I got contacts in my 20s I was always poking myself in the eye trying to push up my invisible glasses.
ArdentSlacker
... why the fek would you touch the lens? You keep that bit clean.
FilthyRaider
Touching where the frame should have been maybe, professor?
FilthyRaider
Watch the clip. He goes to hold the frame.......
ArdentSlacker
Yes, he doesn't poke his eye, now does he? That's the thing I'm saying.
FilthyRaider
If you ACTUALLY watch he does but you clearly can't let anything go. Do you even wear glasses?
ArdentSlacker
... *pokes the frame* yep! :D
UnpopularOpinions
I swear I can see them leave his face, even though they aren't there.
drunkmastered
All Trump supporters can, too.
Veter90
He needs to retire
Veter90
Nursing home
Fairdinkums
Hes just that good
ButterfaceTaintClown
He should be on Whose Line is it Anyway?
Fal1enKing
Of course they aren't there, he's just taken them off
TheDiviler
Holy
ThatOneGuyWhoDidThatOneThingAtThatOnePlaceThatOneTime
Someone should make this gif with glasses so no one knows which one was the original
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
He's a powerful sith lord, casting the illusion into your mind.
TheRicM
https://youtu.be/bEuehcFOAAw
GreenSpaceman
That's the jpeg
ZaWithDude
I keep seeing a shadow over his tie. I feel like someone shopped out the actual glasses really well.
Fluffycorn
WHY IS THE US GOVERNMENT HIDING GLASSES FROM US?? WHAT IS THIS MADNESS!?!?
Alpine262
I agree
ThatSillyDog
It's his fingers, they overlap a bit. The glasses are just the new Invisiwear 3000 model. He lost them after he put them down.
KAG25
he has been in the same seat for over 40 years, finally leaving
FullSpeedAhead
More of those dementos should be leaving. 80 should be end age.
ArdentSlacker
I'm not in favor of a hard cap on working age, because medical science is amazing, and a lot of my family does pretty damn good up 'till 1+
ArdentSlacker
2/2 90. I'd be 100% fine with a test tho. Make it like jury duty, so your employer has to let you go. Cover driving and whatnot. :)
NZSheeps
That seat must smell horrible
thetortillafactory
A mix of old timie shaving cream and hatred for the poor scent.
allotherusernamestaken89
Orrin Hatch yeah?
ThisIsGod
Hatch yea!
PeterMerkin
Yeah. That's the prick.
KarakLohr
Term limits. Just sayin...
andergriff
term limits wouldn't affect the quality of the senators, only electing better ones can do that.
misspostmarked
It’s funny cause when he first ran for office term limits were a part of his campaign promises...
Phaggotboy
It's called an election
AzizLiiiiiiiiiiight
Need them so bad
AmishGangsta404
I've done that. Also tried to push them up my nose while they weren't there.
Pegussu
Yeah, I saw CNN laughing about this earlier today. Kind of silly.
railgap
I've done that when wearing contacts.
IwillSTOMPyourSTUPIDspiritANIMAL
I feel my glasses on my face for 2 weeks after put contacts in. I call it ghost glasses
Trustmeimadogtor
Same.
Xion136
I did that then realized "Wait my glasses are on my nightstand."
MsMaryMack06
I've done that before!
PanicAtTheCostco
Yeah the second one happens when I wear contacts. I just turn it into a scratch at an "itch"
NZSheeps
And looked for them while wearing them?
AmishGangsta404
Yep. Done that too.
amishgonewild
My boyfriend has witnessed me doing this. Won't live it down
thiiiiiiiisguy
After I got lasik I did this all the time. I also almost poked my eye out too forgetting the defensive layer was gone.
chopper35
i’m going to get fake lenses for my glasses so i don’t freak out looking for my glasses in the morning.
BondHaimBond
Had my lasik after 25 years of wearing glasses. never had these habits.
pleaseuseotherdoor
I was just gonna say, I got lasik in December and I still panic when I realise I'm not wearing my glasses.
Baugoti
got lasik 3 years ago... I still feel them on my nose sometimes.
BabiesAreGreatMedRare
Muscle memory. Powerful stuff.
OneOrangeJuiceErection
Been wearing contacts for 10 years now. Sometimes I still try to push my glasses up.
Tjitso
And since my recent sex-change, quite anoying
HavokAntix
I still try to move my glasses up when I'm not wearing them... Constantly.
InsultCatapult
This morning in the shower I rubbed conditioner all over my face because I did my routine out of order.
Kiopho
That's not what muscle memory means
ninjadick24
I've been wearing glasses for almost 20 yrs ... trust me, that happens a lot
TZO2k15
Guitar player here, can confirm!
HammerNoodle
I had long long hair a year or so back, I still try to tuck it behind my ear sometimes
CatsIsTheAnswer
Ok so just to be clear, did we already rule out ghost glasses?
Affray
I'm not entirely convinced yet.
ThatShiftyMonkey
not entirely.
Silliosophical
But where are his glasses & what is he missing by not having them? Can’t see far or can’t read close. Only options. Both bad for a Senator.
DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq
Laser eye surgery
swanui16
Maybe he switched to contacts and just hasn't got used to not having glasses on
Silliosophical
The dude is 83. Doubtful he just discovered contacts. Normal for glasses-to-contacts ppl to go through this muscle-memory phase. Not at 83.
Peynus
I'm confused. Do 83 year olds not use contacts/technology or are they magically immune to decades of muscle memory?
Silliosophical
No, they had decades before they were 80 to try out contact lenses. If they join the party at 80, they’re late to the game.
ChattingAtTheAqua
Yep. I just got contacts after 10 years of glasses. Phantom glasses are a real thing.
Niteman
I fidget with my glasses when I'm nervous, could be that too
Silliosophical
No doubt on that. But he’s 83. Shouldn’t he have worked out the glasses vs. contacts thing by now? Plus the reader glasses? It’s just weird.
bigbrother
could've also been lasik or a recent eye surgery improved his vision.