AbortedFetusNecrophiliac
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Visualize and Execute
Source https://www.instagram.com/p/BZglQsygCKn/?taken-by=lilltryne
Oct 2, 2017 12:42 AM
AbortedFetusNecrophiliac
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Source https://www.instagram.com/p/BZglQsygCKn/?taken-by=lilltryne
demoe56
i was really hoping she would just hop of it while holding the bike to her side
KhajiitIsPleased
Woestkonijn
Exe cute
37bushelsofpotatoesx2
I’m glad I was wrong. Adorable.
Pieala
Taa daa!! Success! And brains, too.
WakeMeUpB4UpostPost
Aw.
KrilatiVoin
Zarya's voice
imreallytrying
I dont even know this kid and im proud of then
CaptainVee
I can bench more than you.
saifung
The characters on her dress are from the comic book Bamse. Check it out, it's tubular.
bergmanwillcry
Kid will go places
nene276
I was absolutely terrified the entire time
JerraSaysHi
But...where are the pedals?
bladderinfection
Measure twice, cut once.
ThatLycheeDrink
I need healing
EClaire1073
MADA MADA
TotallyNotADogInTrenchCoat
blackguard89
,,,,THAT THING HAS NO PEDALS! WHY DOESNT IT HAVE PEDALS?
menegus382
Is she the new Cosmo and Wanda's godchild?
vahnn
What the hell kind of bike is that?
lichtly
Balance Bike
Tea1earl1grey1hot
Maegvasaiel
Visualice and exeCUTE!
RapscallionStallion
No pedals?
definitelynotawolf
Pedals are for losers
SpringToMyWinter
I was so expecting her to get absolutely wrecked.
sendmeyourfrenchies
I can't lie, a large part of me wanted her to just eat shit.
captainofrock
Hells yes !!!
Santiguis
Zarya is that you?
scribblesocks
The pink is on the wrong end.
Iwasoutedbyatroll
I did not see that ending that well.
jonjon91
I just found out how evil i am.....
bustyavacados
I was expecting full scorpion
mavruda
I guess we'll see each other in hell. I was also expecting some unhappy little accident to happen. Pun on the "little" was not intended.
Incendor
Thats more intelligent than most people I know.
Crispymorgan
I read this in a Russian accent.
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
n0de
What a guy
Cheomesh
What a smeg head.
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Calm down rimmer
TerribleAwful
another adorable, warm & fuzzy post by AbortedFetusNecrophiliac
ThaiMaiShu
So here's my question, why do people not hate him but hate people like LindaDee?
McDouggal
One of the things that people are pissed at LindaDee for is (alleged) vote manipulation. AFN's posts have much more organic participation.
JHawke
Not that I care eitherway, but someone linked a few posts yesterday of this guy with more upvotes than views too.
Mattateus
Abortedfetusnecrophilliac posts quality content
EnergyFiend
Ditto. He (she?) posts a lot, but it's always great and I rarely see reposts. Just seems more human.
themintypigeon
How could you hate a name like AbortedFetusNecrophiliac?
reaperhugs
The problem with LindaDee was that she was getting people banned for simply questioning why her stats looked odd, or for asking questions.
mlemsquared
that's terrible. awful.
Onlyrepostsmakethefrontpage
Go check all the other awesome stuff he posts.
lemonlime
Do the downvoters not know that your comment is referencing the username above you?
mlemsquared
some people just don't get me
MacKelvey
Where are the peddles?
MyManMailMan
Pedos*
Onlyrepostsmakethefrontpage
Apparently they made a more entry level bike than 2 wheels 2 peddles and a push and hope for the best.
Broken08
Things you'll learn when you have kids. Balance bike. My kid started at 1. Hopped on a pedal bike just after 4. Now 4.5 rides dirt bike
hutzel25
Saw a race of these with about a hundred kids at a festival in CO civic park. The name brand that had was called "Striders" push bike
mcof
Look at the rich kid over here with pedals on his bike.
ChiLLeCheeze
Look at the rich kid here with a bike. Back in my day, we walked places. 15 miles both ways! In snow!
NachoCheeseFilledGuy
Flintstones bike?
serakaida
Gets them used to balancing and steering. My folks didn't put the chain and pedals on my first bike
serakaida
So when I got used to the feel of it they put it on. Didn't stop me from going into a wall dead on though :)
BallsMcBallinton
Glide To Ride bike?
R0meo04
I taught my 2 nephews this way. I unscrew the pedal of their bikes and had them balance for few days and then attached them again.
IfTheresTwoThingsIKnowInLifeItsHowToUnderDeliver
Teaches balance first, then the kid can focus on peddling when ready, versus the other way around
seanvt
Pedals are too dangerous to kids these days, so they removed them.
OneHundredPercentDone
Like everyone else said, it's a training bike. A big brand is called "Strider"
MajorPubes
It's called a balance bike
Enigmastick
When I was young we just fell and got hurt! /s
xDownSetx
It's part of a balanced diet
MrYazzieYazz
they're called push bikes. They help kids learn balance first. Once you add pedals later. You can have a 4 or 5 year old riding a bike.
Xplode441
What's the advantage over training wheels? I learned on training wheels quite easily.
MrYazzieYazz
ybikeusa.com explains the benefits. Training wheels make you dependent on one side or the other. Balance bikes help you find the center.
PretendThisIsACleverUsername
Thnt training wheels suck balls and removing them can be a nightmare with some kids
yousosexy
Training wheels don't let you learn to learn to balance because they keep you from leaning into turns.
SpringToMyWinter
Pedals*
woodenbadger
Piddles*
MarshallCG
Pedos*
mwoodman
pEdALs*
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Pebbles*
HarpLoveAngel
Paddles*
IDontKnowHowToHuman
Peda*ntic
Trinhsauce
Petals
occamsblazer
Pet dials
colombocock
Pot devils
theluckyking
Pod telvis
davethebiker
They are designed to help kids get the balance part down. My 3 yr old has been riding his since he was 1 1/2 or so.
freeemail02
mine still use till 5. im stingy
jevans88
Any brand recommendations? My son will be 18mo at Christmas and it’s never too early to start hiding things in the closet
snurx
LikeABike Jumper worked well for my kiddos
OliveYahurtin
Strider Balance Bikes
Broken08
Strider
davethebiker
We got a Strider brand, if your little one is shorter they tend to have the lowest seats. Mine rode a 2 wheeler yesterday! Hes three as of
davethebiker
Friday last week and was CRUISING on his bike with no training wheels. Kid is leaving me in the dust with my milestones.