Jagorath
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m'lady
This randomly generated motivational image actually makes a lot of sense in this sub
[absolutelynotme_irl] absolutelynotme_irl by throwaway234f32423df on 2017-06-21 19:56:53
iputthefiresout
These sound like Jaden Smith tweets
RacecarRoadcar
Only came for the thumbnail.
TheButcherBird
"A jacket is a jacket" genius!
PersonalSleezus
This sounds like some Night vale shit
McNaldos
Keep WOKE
shrubtim
StupiditySurroundsMe
#14 I'm pretty sure the coming comes before the birth, not the other way around.
CatBlaster5000
Nah man, it's totally deep. You just don't get it. *adjusts wool knit cap*
RegalSloth
Never underestimate a fetish.
IAmYourGodNow
#9 needs to find its way into a condom ad.
FrankPerkele
"Death is everything" and " Keep quitting" motivate me a lot!
khroll
These seen like slogans for asian shirts with random english written on them
XenoCore
The fact that these are randomly generated, makes it much more open to interpretation and personal. Kind of beautiful in a way.
OneJingleADayMakesMeCray
I guess if you're retarded.
XenoCore
#59
jebanymagnes
How did you generate them? Sort of Markov chains, rNN?
cheesiest36
I feel like these are all Michael Scott quotes
thefett
Shit man...I'm in Cali and ended up on the other side of the world with all that scrolling
Flodos
#3 s pretty good tho
RogerTheCactus
these are perfect! i haven't laughed this hard in a long time!
OneJingleADayMakesMeCray
you must be autistic
SpecimenSpiff
Same. I rarely laugh at anything and this made me happy I poked my head back into Imgur after stepping away for a while.
StoleYourPounds
Same.
tooomanysteves
Ditto
ImUglyIRL
"The world doesn't need you to look like a dying flame." Basically my mood right now.
HaikuCarChase
I just need you to unfondle me...
Jagorath
http://imgur.com/Dbx1CtV
theultimatrix
-insert "when the ground is death" meme here
5D85DA
https://imgur.com/hZUHLtG.png
Isorikk
Not really sure what #2 is trying to tell me.
APenguinInATuxedo
If people only associate with you because they have to, it's time to change yourself
Isorikk
Ah, that makes a lot more fuckin' sense then trying to obey a dog
EClaire1073
Inspirobot.me
DarthFutuza
http://generated.inspirobot.me/043/aXm3148xjU.jpg
boamere
Jesus Christ. I keep pressing generate and then it freaked out and said "what's going on" and changed into "inspiro corp" haha nice
bmorg
Thank you, you good soul
MiIdIyAdequate
http://generated.inspirobot.me/044/aXm2915xjU.jpg the background pic makes this
FakeCheeseGrater
http://generated.inspirobot.me/045/aXm86xjU.jpg
DarthFutuza
Wow that one is gold.
Lennart1985
http://generated.inspirobot.me/045/aXm4916xjU.jpg
lakethatsme
Stop walk. Shit fast?
KapnKershaw
NEVER shit fast tho
itspronouncedsatine
DonDraperWannabe
Here is the source for anyone interested http://inspirobot.me
5D85DA
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bibade
noptic
Could you please stop doing that?
ToastedVanilla
This is a good advice, I like this one.
AmachiHitsugi
Already on it!
proletariatblues
I saved this and several others, so good
YouExpectedAUsernameButItWasMeDio
Ziyousansz
It's just that kind of "can't do" attitude I bring to work every day.
fantasticjack
It's kind of funny but if you think about it as keep quitting your bad habits it actually becomes good advice.
DrunkenRhino
Or as trying new things without becoming attached to every one of them.
fantasticjack
Omg me af
JhericFury
ghostwarlock
JhericFury
That must be why masturbation and fornication are seen as shameful, wake up sheeple.
Ireallylovenudes
Some of these make sense, others not so much
KapnKershaw
Just like life, my friend. Just like life.
DarthFutuza
OriginalSyn
A lot of these read like they were for /r/im14andthisisdeep
Drigg
What's up with your shoes?
tooomanysteves
There are no nudes in your favourites. I am disappointed.
Ireallylovenudes
There are, but they weren't publicly submitted, so only I can see them
tooomanysteves
Ooooh. Clever.
IdHaveSexualIntercourseWithHerIfSheLegallyConsentedToDoSoWithMe
This one speaks to me on a spiritual level:
PunjabiMacgyver
also speaks to fat mac
AlexanderTheGreat42
Agreed
thegarlicawakens
What we have fondled will become unfondled...
DarthFutuza
Revelation 21:4
IsoPropylPotatene
Some of these are pretty good.
IsoPropylPotatene
As far as pompous phrases go, anyway.
DarthFutuza
therealVexed
I mean it technically correct
DarthFutuza
It's about on the same level as "people die when they are killed".
RayZerKai
Well people die when they are killed by members of the archer class, which is made up of archers.
DarthFutuza
Fortunately. I'd be afraid if they were made up of lancers with bows.