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Nov 15, 2019 4:01 AM
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technitium
perfect disguise. hobo jesus would see how cruel humanity is and call in a tactical nuke. or better yet, the T-8000s
NelsonMuntzLaughsAtYou
JosXII
son of god
UFoBratano
It's turtles all the way
jack3tp0tat0
they put alot of effort into those magazine covers
ratfinkfuck
Bathrooms! Don't ask how I go
throwaway06061991
He's a pretty good looking hobo though
glear
DarshDarker
In case you needed to be sure, that hobo isn't Jesus. Jesus and God are the only characters on the Simpsons with 5 fingers.
iamthemadz
Jesus was a bum
ishanbasu23
The thing is only one of these is real. It’s the Indian guy running a convenience store
asm80dfa8sdfj
All of them aren't real, they are animated.
Insomnia297
yes, Diogenes is my god
lychgate
“Foxes have dens and birds have nests, but the Son of Man has no place to lay his head.” Luke 9:58
deaddogsmuggler
“No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the LORD." Deuteronomy 23:1
Endocrom
"Do not offer my God a peanut!"
potatoardvarkhybrid
Jesus Christ - simpsons are on point
LazyLier
Definitely a Hobo. ‘Jesus replied, "Foxes have dens and birds have nests, but the Son of Man has no place to lay his head." Mathew 8:20.
mybrainhrtz
And then there's Mohammed
PalpaTame
The idea of God is man's greatest failure.
lamillli
i would so love 4 you to expand on this.. its like you reached into my brain to help articulate a thought,.now please lay out an explanation
Formalis
Its good in the way that it kick-started the idea of morals in civilisation... however the rest of it got taken WAY too literal.
PunchyFromCleveland
Maybe not so much god as religion. It served its purpose during a time of naivety when people needed guidance and rules, not so much now.
Josefbugman1543
Is the hobo drinking wine? Because that'd be a nice linkage point.
AtsaMattaForMe
Endocrom
You are not Ganesh. Ganesh is graceful!
Josefbugman1543
Your just going to get more wrath!
DB4289
And the Tathagata looks like a fat eunuch. Which is ironic because he was probably skin and bones.
Zixtank
But... Jesus is a saint, not a god.
deaddogsmuggler
Well, if you buy into the incoherence of the trinity, he is god.
n0th1n
It's pretty coherent, it's just difficult to comprehend. Those are different matters.
deaddogsmuggler
How can three be one without making it a floofy metaphor? It's not coherent. It's a square circle.
n0th1n
Outside our usual experience, sure, but breaking our limitations is fascinating. But, not a square circle. One in substance, 3 in persons. /
deaddogsmuggler
Well three identities in one is usually called dissociative identity disorder bud. You can't word game this into rationality.
n0th1n
The Principal of Non-Contradiction is maintained. As Athanasius would say, each is Infinite, but it is not 3 Infinities, but One Infinity/
GadenKerensky
Jesus is a Demigod.
deaddogsmuggler
Like thor?
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
More like Hercules. Thor is half Asgardian and half Jötunn. It's difficult to say if Jötnar are deities. They are descendants of the giant …
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
Ymir, just like the first Asgardians. And the Norse did worship gods who weren't Asgardians, such as the Vanir. Besides, Thor's mother ...
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
Jörd wasn't just any Jötunn but the personification of Earth. She was essentially Gaia in Norse-Germanic mythology. I think it's safe to ...
GadenKerensky
Thor is a God too. But Jesus is a Demigod. Or a Lich, whatever sounds cooler.
Neverupvoteneversurrender
Thor is a 100% God I thought
deaddogsmuggler
Wait... then was Loki just demi, cuz he super died? Ok...admittedly, im going by the MCU canonical texts...erm, movies.... but still.
Zixtank
In Norse mythology, Loki was of Jotni decent, but counts as an Æsir (Norse god) and embodies the aspect of trickery (1/2)
somnif
intaglioguy
Captain Haddock from Tintin.
Golgothanworm
Me and the BOys
Beardedgeek72
A black-haired radical bearded non-Christian man from the middle east.
unsolicitedadvice
Genetically, this picture may be relevant, but the hair/beard length ignore some cultural aspects of ancient Israelites. >
unsolicitedadvice
Remember Sampson? His long hair was an indication of a Nazarite vow; meaning one's life was dedicated to God. Jesus probably had the same.
unsolicitedadvice
Many see Matthew 2:23 “He shall be called a Nazorean” as a play on words. There's no known scripture match, but lots about consecrated men.
CatsUpvoteTerror
Pretty sure the Bible never said Jesus had autism
MDtheGM
Pokedthebear
He was vaccinated?
Norwegurian
Accept our true lord and savior!
oberon909
Hobi Wan Kenobo.
AnotherMeetingWithHR
But only if you’re Mormon
folkvang
He's our only hope
GoldFrieza
Norwegurian
CleatPeddlingMinion
But I thought he didn’t even like Star Wars...just the money from it.
ProphetOfTheOldOnes
No way Jesus loves Star Wars
AmbroseGudmaker
That was Alec Guinness, McGregor was so into it Neeson walked off more than once because he wouldn't stop making lightsabre noises...
casbott
They gave up and in the end dubbed it out.
TheGhostofKennyRogers
RIP Apu
starheart8
I miss Apu
Endocrom
Thelrishlnquistion
buttbuttpartywagon
Where did he go?
TorvusBull
Iirc people thought he was culturally insensitive to Hindus.
NotTinyPancakes
Yeah but ti wasn't the Indian people who thought it just moronic SJWs
itsahorse
How can we be inclusive if we don't get to show different cultures?
TorvusBull
Good question! Frankly Apu was one of my favorites. Hard worker, loved his family. I never saw him in a negative light, personally.
gtsr
Really? Groening denied the cancellation of Apu up until Aug 2019, what happened after theat?
keenidiot
Nothing. People just like to beat that dead horse
Safebox36
That's what they said but Hindus loved the representation, it was apparently handled respectfully
asm80dfa8sdfj
Apu was a good character, the only "bad" stereotype was his accent, and honestly I've met people who do sound that way so it's not 'wrong'.
Someshithead241
Deported by the PC police. Didn't like the brown stereotype in the stereotype show. They prefer diversity, inclusion and equality instead of
Someshithead241
The real versions of those things.
TarrkertheNewt
I'd love to see Flander's reaction to this. LoL :)