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Aug 30, 2016 7:25 PM
ijustwantausernamethatisnttaken
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jrew5
Thank you for this, it had me rofl
lolipopgi
God I love doggys.
FacemanPeck
#10 I should do that because even I can't keep up with the dumbass slang we come up with.
realwomenfightnaked
The little girl is princess hotdog from adventure time
OllySagrott
stevecareII
The 60s party made me actually lol
uoYkcuFerutaNmI
The doorknob-less dumbass makes me hate people.
KRIEGLERR
They is good ? seriously wtf
sunogdy
#9 so Kristen Wiig can crush a small girls hand?
urbancashmere
There is a Princess Hotdog from Adventure Time..... Just saying
Armitage398
The lizard doll is the cutest I've ever seen a bearded dragon
BeenThereSeenThat
I was feeling down and you made me smile. Thanks OP!
coldare10
dumps wouldn't be soo bad if they were not the exact same dump from earlier in the day.
ICanChangeMyNameLater
Oh sure, #7 is all cute, but when I do it...
chthonicjackdaw
Duh, Hot Dog Princess.
DrewBerg
People are funny. I like these posts.
kneebitten
#14 I wonder, why are there two shots of the toilet and its portrait?
Pumpkinmisha
The one on the left is of the toilet, the one on the right is a picture of the picture on the toilet (you can see the frame) 1/2
Pumpkinmisha
Sadly there isn't a picture in the picture of the picture on the toilet :(
Ewanator
Where do you live, Japan?
YWOODIGIVAFUK
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BirdLawExpert
This exact same post is on FP right now. -1
oowagachoochoo
Isn't this practically a repost of a dump already on the go?
BuyMeBoozeAndWaffles
Thanks for the repost!
daguq
Thanks, Jackie Chan, but I really didn't try my best today.
madcore
You're alive. In the world we live today, that's something people forgive to value it
daguq
So, female led films are important so that eight year olds can wear full make up?
flippywizgig
I figured she was allowed to wear it because it was a dress-up day (seeing as how she was in costume).
gibzx
I believe female leads are important to inspire girls to look up to someone good. That being said, the new ghostbusters are bad role models.
gibzx
I personally looked up to Spider-Man. Also: way better female leads to look up to: wonder-woman, samus Aran and Lara croft.
revcleo
It's important for all kids to have cool role models to look up to, that girl is clearly having the best childhood.
Jgerladpinsk
Honestly what a stupid tweet
LordoftheBanana
Almost all of these are from a different dump on the fp right now.
AliBarber
The door one.. It's so easy to open. So fucking easy.
tskman
Last Thanksgiving in a house with 25 people I was the only one who knew how to disassemble a door handle when a kid was locked in.
GinnaKABOOM
That's sad. I imagine they also wouldn't know to pop the hinges if they got trapped in a room themselves.
tskman
I imagine not... That makes me sad, and understand how a lot of people would die in a zombie/other apocalypse.
2007yaris
That's exactly what I thought. It's literally right in the picture there!
DontAskMeAboutMyUsernameOkay
#13 what's with the crying dude?
yougloriousbastardyou
I guess he thinks it's cute?
colopctech
you bought a lizard a sex doll.
Pangs
Lizard love matters
Ultrafire3
You didn't?
PhunPhact
Sidebar Question: Is there a program where old ppl can adopt adults as their grandkids?
oneofthesedays
I've wanted to do a program where I just go and listen to/play cards with the forgotten at the old folks home, but they're prob all screwin'
Mcshmile
That's a pretty random question, but yeah, probably.
slightlyhotcontents
Hold up... Pancakes contain eggs right? My God...
tehrevbob
I have a parrot that likes eggs and meat.
StabbyMcMurder
They can be made without eggs, as well.
SchwartzenLochSonnenschein
They also can survive eating their own poo. Chickens are weird.
AliBarber
Chickens will eat eggs that aren't fertilised anyway.
Wolfyboy
Mmmm period- chickens, probably.
HatsAreEssential
They love fried and grilled chicken, too.
flyingpinklobster
Now I don't feel bad about having my red wings
TheJerkWithaMouth
Mah man