How to swear like a Scotsman (mini very)

Jul 23, 2017 3:46 PM

Irontiger91

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Let's start with the most used one cunt is used like fuck it basically means what ever you want it to e.g. I was havin a swally with this sound cunt (having a drink with an interesting person) Fucking cunt nugget couldn't tell the difference between his arse and his elbow ( moronic twat is a moron)

Not to be confused with the American usage here it means vagina pretty self explanatory

A lovely way of saying scrotum

Someone in ratty clothing and is overall discusting e.g. mate yer a fucking tink (you good sir repulse me)

An acceptable unit of measurement in Scotland e.g. fuck sake Jimmy fucking missed me by a baw-hair (that was very close Jim)

In the simplest terms means idiot e.g. bolt ya nugget (please leave person of below average intelligence) fun fact also a unit of measurement for weed e.g. gees a score five if you don't have a nugget (please provide £25 worth if £15 is unavailable

Used as an insulate means the same didn't realize I had done two fuck you

The absolute worst thing you can call a Scotsman

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just got back from Scotland last week. Pulled a dad and got a fanny pack for reasons. Don't make the mistake I did.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank yq

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Came here from that English post on the FP. Was not disappointed.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm glad

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bam or Bampot needs a mention.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was saving that and numb nuts for the second one

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Forgive me for the spoiler! Ah didnae ken there'd be a sequel.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ummm... my grandmother's legal first name was Fanny and she begged my parents to name me after her. They politely refused.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hahahaha well that means theoretically you would be named vagina in Scotland

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That combined with my legal last name and I'm am full on cursing.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where do they say "ya fucking weapon!" And what's it mean?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Ya worstcunt

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It's a compliment in Glasgow as far as I know I don't know about the rest of Scotland

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

It is not a compliment its an insult. Usually used if someone is being stupid. "Aw why'd ye dae that ya fucking weapon?!"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You wouldn't call someone that fucking stupid a weapon that would be tool

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