ChromaticCorvid
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Feeling kind of bummed out tonight, guys.
Send me your memes and whatever.
Dec 8, 2017 5:53 AM
ChromaticCorvid
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2035
137
Feeling kind of bummed out tonight, guys.
Send me your memes and whatever.
elpak3
I am married with three kids. I haven't bought a single thing yet.
WalterKrunkite
Sounds like this was a lop-sided relationship with you being more into her. Those sting
tempesthawks
Do you are single?
NormandBelter
almost the same here, I was thinking about a gift but now I will spend all this money on my own gift. Here, I pay you a virtual beer :)
MapToTheCrunch
I'll take one.
Volpe42
Maybe she didn't believe you weren't the antichrist
Hhanburger
Ooh gifts? Pick me! (Sorry you got dumped)
ryunwould
Dang, in December? Thats cold.
ChromaticCorvid
I fucking hate you lol
BunnyNoose
I'm sorry for your pain. Break ups are the worst. Make sure you take it day by day and don't text the ex.
FuzzyNutSak
This. It went down - as it should have - better sooner than later. Be happy for the time you did have - now go forth and flirt you slut!
Astront
Sounds like you got a bunch of cool presents now!
DaniaAudax
DukePaulAtreides
@OP for what it's worth, I once had a girlfriend who brought me AMAZING Christmas gifts WHILE she broke up with me.
Warblade
Its always nice when they give you no indication there is a problem and then just suddenly break up with you.
awefulfalafel
Same here. Boyfriend left me and the really expensive commissioned gift I got him. We got this!!
Breadward
I’m in the same boat! If you need someone to talk to, I’ll listen.
ihaveloudfarts
I'll pretend to be your girlfriend n u can send me the gifts
PointsWhore
Brazzers the shit out of this situation!
ChromaticCorvid
Pfft. Lies and deception!
soejmud
It's not really a lie if they say they pretend.
CloseupCaptionReaction
He did what we thinking. At least he tried
Thebloggerchannel
Nah you are thinking of it all wrong. What you do is return the shit, get some whiskey and cigars and spend the rest on something she hates!
tsunamisue
Sign up to be a stand by santa for some lucky imgurian!
radioactivecowbus
Bring it all back, Gamer Upgrade Time! Yeeeaaaw!
scarybeary
Return gifts. Spend $ at strip club. Feel better.
AbsoluteMercenary
ChromaticCorvid
AbsoluteMercenary
Itsallgreytome
Welcome to my world sir. At least you didn't sell your house, all your shit and then move to Canada before she did it.
bolognaunderwear
Sorry man, really sucks being alone on the Holidays, confide in friends and family and time will pass and you will move on. Again I’m sorry
DravenCole
I wish u could break up with my girlfriend. Fuck
ChromaticCorvid
ZING
lIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI
she broke up with you because xmas is coming she'll come back right after...
AllergicChef
I don't get it
lIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI
never heard of people breaking up with people right before xmas or vday so they dont have to get them anything?
AllergicChef
Who would want to be with someone who couldn't even tell you that they didn't want to do gifts for xmas?
lIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI
you.. you missed the whole joke..
AllergicChef
I'm sorry..
Technohawk
That sucks @OP. Have my EA shitpost as my gif(t) to you.
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ChromaticCorvid
This is beautiful
Technohawk
Thanks. Have another gif, anything to take the pain away for 20 seconds.
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HalfSharkAlligatorHalfWeeb
Simply genius.
TakeMyRedPills
Hey at least you can play the new Path of Exile expansion tomorrow without anyone interrupting you!
JustDoneLurking
YES!
arphaSleepWrecker
Well done best answer so far.
glear
I stopped playing after they nerfed es
TakeMyRedPills
why
JustDoneLurking
Life is still great (no pun intended).
glear
I know but I rmt all my es pieces lol now I feel like I can’t be as op
JustDoneLurking
Welp, that's the point on starting a new season, just choose a build you love and have fun getting rich.
Aldersberg
What build are you going to play?
TakeMyRedPills
ele conversion BladeVortex inquisitor
glear
Not es build that’s for sure
Lesbiansass
Not Scion RF since GGg killed my shitty little blonde arsonist. Id be lucky to clear even garbage maps with her in under 40 minutes now.
TheDukeofDogFood
Ice trapper
JustDoneLurking
Inquisitor with one of the new skills or blade flurry scion
macpall
I feel for you. I’m going threw some stuff with my gf right now. She moved out and needs space.But I can’t help to feel the breakup coming.
DaniaAudax
Let her initiate all contact & stock up on tissues & lotion. Use before any interaction w/ her. It’s extremely likely this is the breakup.
DaniaAudax
(2) I hope it’s not but I’m advising on the worst case scenario with the facts given. If she’s not even leaving a toothbrush...I’m sorry.
YouHadMeAtAsian
Man I’m sorry but I’m kinda glad I’m not the only one. It helps to know I’m not alone.
NavalProlapse
Same happened to me as well
MyNameIsToaster
Chiming in also, all aboard the dumped train...
MyOtherImgurUserameIsMuchMoreImpressive
Always save the receipts...
CmfMttnPpl
Naw fuck that, five them to her anyway, then ignore her, gifts should never be returned, and I can consider each one as a reason to dropher
InsideTheGame
OP’s ex-gf? Is that you?
Rediculocity
Or find a gf who hates xmas then you never have to worry about gifts!
DistractedBoyfriendIsAmerica
You aren't allowed to buy girlfriends anymore...
Ulricmag
Always...
unsettling
why return them? i'm sure there's got to be another cute girl you know who'd love to have your attention @OP.
ObiWankChernobyl
How to be labeled a creep for a long time 101
hereforgifsandstuff
or a boy...
ChromaticCorvid
That's why I haven't returned hem actually
unsettling
that's mah boy! go get em' dude, you got this.
theeleventhjoker
"Unique and amazing Christmas gifts" - that apparently can be gifted to any old girlfriend.
MistressLyda
I might reconsider that if you can return or sell them. It is a bit weird to get gifts that was bought with someone else in mind.
SolidestCurve
ohdeepthought
I’ll have them...
ChromaticCorvid
It was on Amazon. I have all the receipts
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Paramedia
Sorry. You're better off without him.
Gaidenninjacat
At least it was before she took the gift right?
StateOfPlague
Or hold as backups for those abandoned by their SS? You never know. Unless it's dildos, I don't recommend that.
GiveMeCorndogOrGiveMeDeath
Hey, they are expensive and some of us girls don't have a lot of cash!!
DirtyMikeWithTheBoys
You can always wear the panties for yourself! Enjoy the life
DistractedBoyfriendIsAmerica
You got your girlfriend on Amazon? Man they have everything now...
toasteheh
Good. Now give her receipts for Christmas.
mobiustwo
Add a few zeros at the end
Ambsdorf825
Nah, fuck it, that's too petty.
boethius
Right? "Look what you would have gotten for Christmas BITCH!"
derekn
She's probably getting dicked down good and will have new presents from said dicker downer.
DarkUranium
If you're in Europe and you bought them 14 (or fewer) days ago, they *must* legally accept your returns. (1/2)
DarkUranium
https://europa.eu/youreurope/citizens/consumers/shopping/guarantees-returns/index_en.htm (2/2)
infernopg
1 amazon has a one month return policy anyway and around christmas they have until the 01.01.2018 i orderd something in november and could
infernopg
2 still return it. Also some things are excluded from the european policy, like sex toys, underwear, etc.
YourMethadoneFuel
What did you get? What did you get? What did you get? What did you get? What did you get? What did you get? What did you get?
SidJorgenson
Herpes
dietderpsy
Dumped
ChromaticCorvid
God Damnit take your +1
FireBreathingFerret
nostradumasss
What did you get?
Diddlecake
See attachment above
ChromaticCorvid
I got her a donut maker, a lilo and stitch back pack, a vinyl player, and dress
SjyiN
Waaaaaaw donut machine and vynil player. I can be your new wife. But I'm male I hope my man bobs can compensate the penis
Albatross267
Start making the donuts!
thejc2
You can still use all of those for yourself. You got lucky OP
northernthought
you open that fucking donut maker and use it now you wonderful handsome bastard..chin up boss, you sound like a good guy, don't forget that!
MyOcIsContent
Jesus Christ dude, I got mine a piece of gum... You've gotta tone it down a bit
YouHadMeAtAsian
Keep the donut maker for yourself.
PinkMoth
I wish you were my boyfriend, with a person who makes gifts that actuallys shows you know em , i wouldnt leave a person like u :3
josephh92
Well sounds like you are going to have one hell of a 2018 after you return the dress! Or maybe 2018 is the year of the dress for you.
teenageasshat
can i have the vinyl player? they're like $500 to buy new
kittenaday
will they take it back?
skellington01
I'll be your girlfriend. I mean... if you don't mind me being a 34yo straight male with a beard and a family.
cj89898
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IWorkInITAndHateIT
I want a donut maker too..
Xannacor
If its ant constellation I'd be interested in a vinyl player
NobodyReally3
I'd keep that doughnut maker if I were you
PrincessWasabi
Aw that would have been such a thoughtful & nice gift to receive. Sorry it didn't work out for you @OP
iwasmydogsbestfriend
Are ya 12 ??
shmoopy220
Send it out as secret santa
napalmEnema
I'd break up with you too if I knew that was in the chamber
ITalkAboutGoats
I would take all that.
inkedbl0nde
Her loss! You sound like a cool dude. Donut maker and vinyl player - so thoughtful
l009
Donut maker, amazing want friends?, lilo and stitch back pack, want, vinyl player, sweet best music, dress, secret santa.
lagavulin16
Yay receipts! Think of all the liquor you can buy after you return that stuff!
IamNOTatomato12
Ditch the bag and dress, make donuts and smooth jazz
MaskMan191
Return the backpack and dress. Listen to Vinyl while making Donuts.
Rkhbusa
Give her the donut maker, come back when she’s fatter, hit it and quit it like Ivan the impaler
username678
I bought mine a $100 Polaroid camera she’s been telling me about for months, I give it to her, and then we break up a few days later 1/2
username678
Granted, she asked if I wanted it back, but i can’t return it it anymore. Besides, it’ll just bring back bad memories
IAmMorePissedOffThanADragonTryingToBlowOutCandles
I'll be your new girlfriend if I can have those Christmas gifts! I promise I'm good at the job
ImNotGivingMyUsernameToAMachine
Nice
Blewejam
EXTRA CHRISTMAS GIFTS FOR YOUUUU :D (focus on the positives)
MrCherethCutestory
Way too much stuff. Girls are not worth that much stuff.
ChromaticCorvid
People in general are priceless dude
idontneednostinkingpuffin
Which means the do not need stuff to show affection.
javer80
You are way too wholesome to have to suffer pain ever. I vote to protect OP from all threats.
ChromaticCorvid
You guys are amazing
Naiix
Protecc op with me life
charondaboatman
Give the backpack to your niece, the dress to your sister and keep the rest. Or vice versa. Whatever floats your boat.
ChromaticCorvid
I have neither of those lol
SansAandAnguS
That's a shame because it was good advice!
APenguinInATuxedo
In that case, I'd be happy to take it off your hands (especially the donut maker)
illbeyourfuckleberry
Give the backpack to toys for tots, wear the dress while making yourself donuts and listen to old vinyl?
SansAandAnguS
That's sound advice!
SheDevilinaSnuggie
Perfect.
ChromaticCorvid
This is an amazing plan
FreaksOnWheels
Back in my day we called it a ‘record player’
weallservetheoldone
Back, back, in the day a Victrola.
robertloblawlessthethird
I called it a Gramophone
SjyiN
Them good old days were a carbon paper recordings were still in.
db22
More like GRANDMAphone rite? lolololol I'll shut up now.
muramaza
Please, continue.
bleblebla
Same here o' ancient buddy o' mine
OwenRawk
Go home grandpa, we're trying to listen to our vinyls.
FreaksOnWheels
Pronounced vin-ill too no doubt you weirdo
ToasterDent
That's like calling a blueray disc player a plastic player. It's a record player.
FreaksOnWheels
Thank you
chrishallett83
Unless they're old Bakelite 78s! Then it's called an "argh fuck these things are so brittle why do they keep cracking?!?" player.
YourMethadoneFuel
Nice list. Chin up man. Or cry a bit. Why not both. Remember to hide your phone if you start drinking, don't drink and text.
Chuck3131
This. Drunk texting makes drinking and driving sound like a good idea /s
missboring
At least she did it before Christmas.. now you can totally work that dress baby!
IWorkInITAndHateIT
And the clarity fap. Dear god, remember the clarity fap.
LivinginLuling
As someone who’s been married longer than texting was a thing, listen to this person! Only make emotional pleas when you are sober.
noxmeter
Don't drink and drive too
falchionfeathercap
Or text and drive.
thissuperglueworksjustfine
Dont really do anything while drinking...
Isawapuddytat
Except drink.
WhyEvenName
Except sleep when you are home
MrJollyRoger
How do you hide your phone from yourself? Surely when you hide it then have a beer you will still know where it is.
Comradesjeltonarmy
One of rooster teeth founders does this when he plans on getting drunk. Keys phone and wallet all hidden somewhere. It works pretty well
lowtanus
you put it with your tv remote
DespondentTurtle
God damn it! This line got me! Haven't seen my TV remote in years. Visited my brother last weekend and it was at his house!