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Zkaletus
Not a big fan ever since i figured out thanos doesn't start with all the infinity gems like he does in the comics.
DatSimo
ninjamonster
ILikeClipperShips
The Captain doesn't scream. Ever! ...except maybe with delight.
AltHorrorPunk
PirateFroglet
Nobody going to comment on the mascara on Tony in #1? Kind of looks like his eyes are closed and he drew a pupil on the eyelid.
Booomlord
After seeing #20 I'm reminded that I really want someone to question Loki about the time he got impregnated by a horse.
AltHorrorPunk
Odin rode Sleipnir in the first Thor movie.
blainethepaintrain
When Thanos thinks two infinity stones is more powerful than understanding the reference
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ThePiedPiperofRuination
MrMcDude
This is the funniest shit I have ever seen on this site. Cheers.
ChiisuChanOffModel
SupraLove
74RD15
PossibleSarcasm
RickHalcyon
You swapped the girls you sick fuck
RyanMcAllister
iamlamp2
Um spoiler on last one?
pourmacncheeseovermynakedbody
It hasn't come out yet.
Coolbacca
SPOILERS: In infinity war Thanos asks out Agent Carter (time gem) which makes Cap Angry and challenges him to a surfing competition
TheCroaker
Wolverine is quite furry in the comics, lots of hair
PirateFroglet
And the first movie he was a bit hairier, then he started man-scaping
MrBanner
ikeo
What is this?
DidItForScience
He was re-enacting that one Drake video.
HawaiianBryan
It’s the scene in Man of Steel where Jonathan Kent gets taken by a tornado and tells Clark not to save him with a little Chris Evans flare.
TimberWilly
You not understanding that reference
ikeo
Teach me your ways master
MeRoyMinoy
ZeldaShotFirst
It's in my brain now.
FluffyFluff
EroticZombiePants
Ant-man could do that to literally almost every villain and win easily ...
thegelatoking
hencethequeef
What I'm hearing is that Ant-man's unwillingness to anally violate villains is endangering the universe.
DragoWhooves
#evenwithcontext
EroticZombiePants
Sometimes you need to take one for the team.
OutrageousHemmorhoid
Or give one for the team??
minipancho94
IIRC his strength isnt really changed, just his size, so he could definitely pop a few organs that way, but not gibbing the entire bady.
GermanSausageIsTheWurst
Give the antman suit to Thor
owlest
then how is he super strong when giant sized huh, explain that
minipancho94
i dont think he is. just better leverage due to the size. i dont recall him really moving anything excessively large/heavy.
owlest
he effortlessly broke off an airplane wing, also grabbed warmachine with 1 hand and stopped him from flying, amongst other things
minipancho94
i stand corrected. pretty sure it outright states in the first movie that his strength doesnt really change though and some other shit.
GlassTurtle
Buchanan did stop the civil war, Lincoln is the one who let it happen...
dennydorko
I feel like you have a fundamental misunderstanding of what the word "stop" means.
Adthay
the war started after Lincoln was elected but before he was sworn in, there used to be a much longer grace period, during which time 1/
Adthay
Buchanan was the president and basically did nothing to a bunch of states declaring themselves a separate country 2/2
NeynasGhost
I imagine the longer time was because travel was slower? As we get better at getting places, we get things done faster. Ideally.
Adthay
I'm guessing it also had a bit to do with the pace of information as well
NeynasGhost
Well, pre-cell phones and telegrams, travel and news were pretty closely tied.
whitewampa
#3 Benedict is the only one who doesn’t look like he’s in any sort of legitimate stress or pain.
Coolbacca
That's probably because he is going up against Ebony Maw and fighting on the mental/spiritual plane rather than the physical plane
hagelslag
Purple Josh Brolin you mean.
elrick43
Purple Rick Harrison
dennydorko
Maybe because Joss Whedon likes make the heroes suffer?
OutrageousHemmorhoid
When did Josh Brolin become this bigshot comic book character actor...
HashMaster9k
It's Hollywood apologizing to him for Jonah Hex.
EternalSunshineofthePotlessMind
I honestly forgot about that movie.
ChristopherMorrill
That horse book Loki has anyone else get the joke?
rpgaff2
Yes...
DoingItWrongSince1980
He was the original brony. Https://pre00.deviantart.net/9828/th/pre/f/2016/307/9/7/97903add92a65d2075a019c23ba6e077-d4zqvkq.jpg
Starrkprimera
He gon a make a super horse by banging a horse. And no god got the balls to say something to him about it in ear shot.
goflyblind
i sleipnir'd through it.
CorvusBelli
You actually see Sleipnir in the first Thor movie, when Odin comes to save Thor at Jötunheimr, round around the 26:15 mark.
KnightsOfEkkeEkkeEkkeEkkePtangZooBoing
In Thor:Ragnarok a mural is visible that shows Sleipnir so Marvel Loki has stayed true to Norse mythology
mentallypsycho
In the first Thor, Odin is seen riding Slepnir
PrincessAnus
also the story about him turning into a snek and trying to stab thor.
Pandamoniyum
In Norse mythos, he turns into a mare to lure away a stallion, and gets pregnant. His horse-son becomes Odin’s steed! Mount. Steed-mount.
blainethepaintrain
They better put that in the movie
UsernamesAreStupidAnyways
Marvel Asgardians != Norse Asgardians sadly.
DukeDarkwood
The whole reason he did it is because this one legendary builder would get a night with Freya if he finished the palace he was building in a
DukeDarkwood
set time limit. His horse did loads of heavy lifting, and with his skill, that let him work super-fast. So, they had to distract the horse.
SCP1504
Truth.
NeynasGhost
Odin is riding this horse in the first Thor. Just sayin'. Hela and Fenrir, the giant wolf, in Ragnarok, are also among Loki's kids.
relicsofthemoon
There’s a great book by Neil Gaiman that focuses on Odin, Thor, Loki - https://g.co/kgs/ADizDA
Sauroctonus
The offspring's name was Sleipnir, it had 8 legs. There's a theory that Sleipnir is the origin of Santa Claus' 8 reindeer.
kaegro
Right legged Sleipnir...8 little reindeer. I can see it. Have a cookie, that's neat
kaegro
How many times do I have to change it back to eight jeebus. Eight. Not right.
ChaotikWolfi
so Odin is santa claus? I want to believe that
Sauroctonus
That is also a possibility. Santa's outfit is also possibly a reference to druidic robes, as could the stereotypical "wizard" >
Sauroctonus
< Also, Odin being a god of knowledge, could also be related to the imagery of wizards.
solaslunas
oh fuck, Adam Warlock will appear in Captain Marvel with the soul gem. avengers 4 is "the Infinity Crusade." CALLING IT
TinksTitties
NOOOPE. They said Warlock won’t be in until GotG 3, makes more sense since his cocoon was shown at the end of GotG 2.
Coolbacca
Because directors ALWAYS tell the truth about their future projects?
TinksTitties
Oh trust me I’m quite aware. But it wouldn’t make sense at ALL to throw him in and introduce him in Ms. Marvel. *shrug*
Coolbacca
Hey gotta do something to sell Ms. Marvel tickets
solaslunas
well my only other guesses tie too close to the Xmen or dont make sense... unless it's "Inhumanity'...
TinksTitties
I feel if it’s that they’d have to tie the Inhumans in and I believe the show isn’t doing to well either.
solaslunas
they might be able to bring in the Xmen since disney is buying up fox, but i doubt it. too soon. what's your guess?
TinksTitties
I feel like it’s too late to bring the X-men in. Because of all the hooblah with Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver it’d just kind of be...forced
ATalkingMushroom
Can people stop referring to these characters by their real names? I have no clue who they're talking about,
Equinox13
By real name do you mean Chris Evans, Steve Rogers, or Captain America? Actor, character, or reason most people know?
ATalkingMushroom
Fucking Bucky, Steve, Bruce, Fucking I don't know who these fuckers are
Equinox13
Groot / Vin Diesel. Bradley Cooper / Rocket Raccoon. Gamora / Zoe Saldana. Drax / David Bautista. Scott Lang / Ant-Man / Paul Rudd.
Equinox13
T'Challa / Black Panther / Chadwick Boseman. Sam Wilson / Falcon / Anthony Mackie. Peter Quill / Star-Lord / Chris Pratt.
Equinox13
Thor / Chris Hemsworth. Loki / Tom Hiddleston. Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow / Scarlett Johansson. Stephen Strange / Benedict Cumberbatch.
Equinox13
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! / Billy Mays. Okay, I give, you're right. It can get confusing.
Equinox13
Taneleer Tivan / The Collector / Benicio del Toro. Wanda Maximoff / Scarlet Witch / Elizabeth Olson. Nebula / Karen Gillan.
Equinox13
Peter Parker / Spider-Man / Tom Holland (was Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield). Shuri / Letitia Wright. M'Baku / Winston Duke.
Equinox13
Bruce Banner / Hulk / Mark Ruffalo (was Edward Norton). Clint Barton / Hawkeye / Jeremy Renner. Nick Fury / Samuel L. Jackson.
PirateFroglet
Bruce Banner / Hulk / Mark Ruffalo (was Ed Norton and Eric Bana).
Equinox13
I meant the current iteration of Hulk, which includes the Edward Norton movie. I think Eric Bana's was a separate version. If I tried to 1/
Equinox13
Bucky Barnes / The Winter Soldier / Sebastian Stan. Steve Rogers / Captain America / Chris Evans. Tony Stark / Iron Man / Robert Downey Jr.
Equinox13
Also Bucky is "White Wolf" post-Winter-Soldier time. Yeah, okay, I'm starting to understand your frustrations.