And away we go......

Feb 16, 2025 6:17 AM

I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok

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Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government…

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Always look on the bright side of life

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He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy.

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nudgenudgewinkwink say no more

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It's just a model.

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Have you --SHUT THAT BLINKING BAZOUKI OFF! (sic)

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Any Norwegian Jarlsberger?

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I Fart in your general direction.

I wave my private parts at your Aunties!

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...you stunned him just as he was waking up!

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This is brilliant !

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Spam spam spam

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Your arms off!

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tis just a scratch

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It could grip it by the husk.

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She's got huuuge...tracts o' land!

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He's pining for the fjords.

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Who are you? So wise in the ways of science?

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a duck !

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It's...

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And now for something completely different

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No. 1: The larch. The LARCH. ... THEE.. LARCH.

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No, it isn't.

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yes it is!

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Wicked wicked Zoot … she is a bad person and she must pay the penalty. And here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment … you must tie her down on a bed … and spank her.

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Is this the right room for an argument?

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Ni !

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I have a theory about that sketch and a hard r and it makes it kinda the same, kinda horrible.

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My hovercraft is full of eels.

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My nipples explode with delight!

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I won’t buy this record, it is scratched

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Pull down your pants sir Henry, i cannot wait til lunch time

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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

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I fart in your general direction

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Now go away, or I will taunt you a second time-ah!

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This basically translates into, your mother being a whore (breeds like a hamster) and your father being a wine-o/drunk (elderberry make a cheap wine/booze)

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Thank you for translating French..

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The only things the French are good for are Napolean and the Guillotine

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Aren't elderberries the main source for gin ?

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It can, during prohibition, gin was the easiest and possible the most "dangerous" booze to make. ( So I've been told) Ferment grains, wheat, barley, anything, later add a bunch of weird twigs and berry's mainly juniper but elderberry could be used if they had it available back then, then distill it. Some of those berry's and twigs could have nasty side effects. But back then people wanted booze.

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Now, there better and stricter rules about what can be used to be considered gin. No more random berries found in grandmas back yard that smell nice. You should look up the history of absinthe and the use of wormwood and "potential ' hallucinations.

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