The Carolina reaper experience

Everyone knows about the Carolina Reaper. The world's hottest pepper, Satan's testicles, all names for this absolute atrocity. These bad bitches smell like dog food and taste half as good, and god damn you're a fool if you wanna try one of these. You can buy a pack of these for about 7 dollars on the internet.

So me and some buddies bought some, and decided to try them out. I'll tell you right now, even ghost peppers don't come close to what this fucker does. Grab some jugs of milk and get ready to have your body tell you to get this shit out of your system, because this is hell from start to finish.

(Shit quality I know) when you first start chewing, it tastes exactly how dog food smells. The heat doesn't kick in for a good couple of seconds, but when it hits you, hoo boy. The pain isn't something that's easy to describe, but it left my tongue and the roof of my mouth raw.

Now, everybody reacts differently to heat. However, all four of us reacted the same. We broke out into a sweat, our noses started running, and our faces turned red. Our eyes watered, our ears popped, and some of us threw it back up.

But nothing could prepare us for the lava-shit that took place later that evening. I'm no stranger to taking off my shirt when a shit gets intense, but I damn near undressed myself. It felt like I was giving birth to the antichrist.

5/7 would recommend.