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Vikings used the bones of slain animals when smithing new weapons believing this would enchant the weapon with the animals spirit. This actually made the weapons stronger because the carbon in the bones coupled with the iron made a primitive version of steel.
Human beings only use one nostril at a time. Each nostril takes a turn at being dormant (about five minutes), as the other nostril does all the work. The process is then reversed and the resting nostril takes over. Confirmed this with an ENT doc.
Humans are the best endurance runners on the planet, able to outrun ANY species given enough distance/time.
Chupa Chups logo was designed by Salvador Dalí.
Pablo Picasso died in 1973, and Salvador Dalí died in 1989. People usually think they lived centuries ago.
The wingspan of a 747 is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.
cashew nuts grow like this
Shaq hit almost 12,000 baskets in his career. Exactly 1 of them was a 3-pointer.
In a 2008 survey, 58% of British teens thought Sherlock Holmes was a real guy, while 20% thought Winston Churchill was not
All of the planets could fit inbetween the earth and the moon
In Japan more paper is used to make manga than toilet paper.
There are more permutations of a standard deck of 52 cards than there are seconds since the Big Bang.
There are more trees on Earth than stars in the Milky Way.
The measurement of time, the second, is called that because it's the second division of the hour.
People who are too fat for the conventional MRI at the hospital are taken to the zoo.
More french soldiers died during WW1 than american soldiers during the entire US military history, including both sides of the civil war. The same can be said for Germany, Russia and Austria-Hungary.
There was a bear enlisted in the polish army who made it to the rank of Corporal. He also smoked, drank and carried weapons to the front during battles. His name was Wojtek.
90% of the population on Earth lives in the Northern Hemisphere.
Ohio is the only state that doesn't share a letter with the word "mackerel".
From when it was discovered to when it was declassified as a planet, Pluto did not make a full orbit around the sun.
If you lined up elephants from the Earth all the way to the moon they would die
A lot of cities used to close all the bars on election day. They wouldn't open until the polls closed. Political corruption used to be more retail. You could buy people drinks, and thus buy their votes.
Mainland China has a population in excess of one billion people... while less than one million are foreigners. This gives China the lowest score in the world for migrant percentage of total population - less than North Korea.
If it were brighter, the Andromeda Galaxy would appear six times bigger than a full moon.
Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4lmm61/what_is_a_fun_fact_that_always_blows_peoples_minds/?sort=confidence
circlebreaker
firasmasri
Derwyd
I'm just here to upvote Mount & Blade artwork.
tarWHOdis
Never knew the elephant one. +1 for teaching me.
basiecally
No, both nostrils are working at the same time but flow is reduced in the "dormant" one. It's called the "nasal cycle". /med student
PGTipsMonkeh
Bullshit, I have sniffed through my right nostril for 12 years now.
RoamingEast
Number 1 is BS. Vikings used pattern welding. THAT was what was introducing carbon and strengthening their steel.
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
#1 "I VILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL!"
MatWud
*citations needed*
rezpawner
You say manga AND toiletpaper, as if they aren't the same thing.
MyCatIsCalledWinston
booo
moxymox
"People usually think they lived centuries ago." wut
FrisianDude
Fun fact, and this one is actually true, The picture used for 'vikings' was made by Ganbat Badhamkand for Mount & blade Warband, for Nords.
ThiagoFigueroaAltier
Fun Fact, #1 Picture is From Mount And Blade Warband
GrundleFondler
#16 should be more recognized. Here in Germany, we have a lot of jokes about angsty French soldiers, but deep down I know they're all bulls#
Trimule
So many died it's hard to find pictures of them. That must be why the picture is of Canadian soldiers
savattack
Great now I'm breathing weird thanks @OP
sleepynotsleazy
So why can't minutes be called firsts?
pancreas
That one actually blew my mind. I never made the connection between 'second' the time measurement and 'second' as in 2nd.
Icujle
Me too. It actually means that the word second (2nd) really only has a single meaning, not two. So weird.
akuxd
Some of these are fake news
Fluffycorn
no, he was just presenting alternative facts !
seaturtle666
While I enjoyed these, I took special time out to imagine the elephants dying if lined all the way to the moon
toddscat
They're in a better place now, killing their trainers under that big-top in the sky.
imblackityblackyall
I sincerely don't get that one
imblackityblackyall
I sincerely don't get that one
itsdotcom
I enjoy that by "taken to the zoo" could mean as an exhibit of fat people, and not just they got an MRI at the zoo.
itsdotcom
Or maybe as a treat to visit the zoo in case they feel bad for being too fat for the MRI machine.
FrederickThunderbitchJohnson
Ohio and mackerel. Damn. Mind blown.
Thekindofkindlyman
I'm glad I got that question answered. Now I can finally sleep at night.
letstalkaboutpie
False Indiana
pgaulrapp
Indiana has an A, which is also in Mackeral. However, Illinois.
letstalkaboutpie
Nope L...God damnit
pgaulrapp
Dammit, I didn't even notice the L!
anonymoose6
#13
Fleecemaster
But you can literally google the numbers?
TheBlackWindHowls
According to Google: 100 billion stars in the Milky Way, three trillion trees on Earth.
SingularPing
Not for long...
toddscat
I have trees in my house, nobody counted them.
randompotayhtoah
its impossible to line elephants to the moon cuz the moon is moving
toddscat
Do we have enough elephants to try? I think we need more elephants.
Odballl
But the elephants would remember where it was so the distance would still be the same.
SenatorHillaryIAmStillInTheRaceClinton
#2 ain't true. My man Dave can use both nostrils at once. It's his party trick.
oopplesandboonoonoos
But Doctor Treebeard confirmed it.
tarataqa
As a Dave, this is 100% true.
Bogastyle
I mean who counted the stars and the trees? I have a few questions for he or she or whatever inanimate fucking object they identify as.
BlueDragon7849
https://pics.onsizzle.com/sexually-identify-as-an-i-apache-attack-helicopter-3406905.png
ChilledOutEntertainer
No-one literally counts them, but it's easy to make very good estimates.
Bogastyle
How? When we don't even know how many galaxies there are.
ChilledOutEntertainer
Galaxies in the observable universe. Take the Hubble Deep Field. Count how many galaxies are contained within that area, assume that area
ChilledOutEntertainer
Is a representative sample, and multiple by the number of areas contained on the surface of the imaginary sphere of the visual field.
ChilledOutEntertainer
Think the original point was about stars in the galaxy, Not galaxies in the universe. Bit anyway you can easily estimate the number of
Brickule
Now I'm sad that Andromeda isn't brighter.
malbec
I never knew how much I need Andromeda to be brighter
greyspears
Yeah but if the moon was six times bigger it would be the same size as the Andromeda Galaxy if it was brighter.
SonsOfMoog
WhoNeedsToiletPaperAnywayEh
Well, it will be http://www.businessinsider.com/milky-way-andromeda-galaxy-collision-space-nasa-hubble-2016-1?IR=T
IAmAGoodPerson
The day I will be waiting for
SergeantSalsa
Yeah, wait for it...
malbec
SWEET BABY JESUS WTF ARE WE GONNA DO?!? Starts frantically digging a bomb shelter
crashmcleroy
I can't wait!
KrKy1000
Soon
drenix
Aww man, says it will be the same day they release Half-Life 3
TGIBallsWorth
Oshawartist
Oh shit... I gotta put that in my calander
ChibiYui
I'm just waiting for it to get here already, the 21st is too long.
planetfinder
Like hell am I paying EA $5 more for 3 days early either.
sykoticflaw
RIGHT?!
WellEducatedPornEnthusiast
it got delayed to the 23rd in europe :(
ITYPEINCAPSCOSEVERYTHINGEXCITESME
WHAT DID
ITYPEINCAPSCOSEVERYTHINGEXCITESME
THE GAME?
WellEducatedPornEnthusiast
yes
BangForTheBuck
//Picasso died in 1973, and Salvador Dalí died in 1989. People usually think they lived centuries ago// Never met anyone who thought that
tumoore
I have. Not so much dali, but people are usually surprised to hear Picasso was alive in the 70s.
Juicytoast
Honestly I thought that until like 8th grade. Also I lived in an area where I didn't have internet unti 8th grade.
thissitestealswhatcouldvebeenmyproductivity
Maybe people just don't know what a century is, YO!
lcortesg
It seems a lot of Americans think that
TheBasementNerd
I always thought that. Never got corrected. Never knew when their pieces were created either though, so that might have helped out
DVSBSTrD
If it wasn't for Picasso's paintings of the Spanish Civil War, I never would have realized he lived in the 1900s.
JewishMonk
It wasn't that I thought THEY specifically live centuries ago, but Past Me just figured that any famous artist was from the Renaissance.
JewishMonk
Obviously I have picked up a book since then.
zeethenomad
To be honest, I always thought of Picasso as late 1800s/ turn of the century.
keepguessingusernames
I still think that, run into people daily that swear by it, there's a whole reddit subgroup dedicated to that, an island in new guinea that
metzershmit
An island in new Guinea that what?!
75PercentSith
Yes.
mjjonesesq2718
Murcans
samsonguy920
Because in school Dali and Picasso are listed among the classic artists like Van Gogh, Michelangelo, and Da Vinci. Without further >
samsonguy920
> clarification, folks have no reason to think otherwise.
Zahnradfee
Well, I didn't think CENTURIES ago, but I assumed both had died around '45.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
This is one of those 'people r so dumb!' facts where the survey was multiple choice and people would rather guess than admit they don't know
TheGhostofElizabethShue
see also "was Winston Churchill a real person?" type questions. It's not that people are dumb, they just don't consider that shit important.
ICantThinkOfAU
I definitely thought that Picaso died in the 1800's until I was about 13 and started learning about the Bombing of Guernica and all that 1/2
ICantThinkOfAU
Never met anybody that thought Salvador Dali was anything other than 20th century though. Though I have met some who didn't know of him. 2/2
Barney841
This Stegosaurus/T-Rex fact makes a mockery of my childhood games and their arrangements!
tarataqa
RIP childhood
SingularPing
Ark Survival Evolved ;)
pancreas
We will rule this land and we will call it...This Land.
mormacil
How about this?
DingusMajoris
Curse their sudden but inevitable betrayal.
delpharseven
Here's another one then: dinosaurs never went extinct. The smaller feathery ones survived. We call them birds.
samsonguy920
And they were actually the dominant species on the planet between the time of the dinosaurs and when mammals finally got big enough.
Barney841
Thus undoing the entire business model of Jurassic Park in one comment.
astrangehop
They make a big deal about this in the book and the movie. It literally ends with Grant staring at birds.
LoTRFanatic42
What about crocodiles and alligators? Aren't they dinosaurs too?
delpharseven
No. Very simplified vertebrate family tree: https://imgur.com/4QdWBgQ
delpharseven
(I know it says reptile, the original point of the image was how ambiguous the term reptile is now.)
Irreal
Relatives, but not dinosaurs
zoidburgerandfries
Well, yes they are technically extinct. However, some types did also evolve into some species of birds. Plus Godzilla...
delpharseven
The current consensus is that birds (Aves) are the last extant members of the Dinosauria clade.
ironlemonade
that's like saying there's still sabertooth tigers because tigers still exist. the ones around now prolly aren't the same species.
delpharseven
That's not how it works at all. https://imgur.com/p5jHZmV As you can see, Smilodon is extinct, but Felidae lives on. Likewise, 1/
Bovisstercus
That is not the same at all. 1) Tigers are not descendants of sabre-tooths and 2) Clades are not species.
zoidburgerandfries
Notice how he talks like represents the scientific community but then doesn't address Godzilla. Pffff....go back to Big Palaeontology buddy
delpharseven
All the peer-reviewed studies on Godzilla are in Japanese. I can't even understand the charts because parts of them are pixelated.
nobodyaskedme
+1 for Mount and Blade...
BerkyJeef
I'm gonna break your legs. Nice and slow.
HereIGoLurkingAgain
I will drink from your skull!
ItalianSteak
I'd like to take a look at your perrrsonal belongings
nobodyaskedme
See, I always thought it was "purse and your belongings"... now I'll have to go get jumped by some forest bandit fodder.
CrazyCatLad
Did you see the new screens for Bannerlord? In PC Gamer Link >>>
CrazyCatLad
http://www.pcgamer.com/mount-blade-2-bannerlord-teases-its-gorgeous-calradian-empire-in-new-screens/
nobodyaskedme
ItalianSteak
I think i came
nobodyaskedme
I think I saw
CrazyCatLad
http://theexpiredmeter.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/kleenex.jpg
ItalianSteak
Thank you
Jasko1111
Great game ;0
blackobluna
I just started it up again, and Viking Conquest is the absolute worst. I can't make any sort of headway before I get slain like a Frisian
Trekker47
Despite all the improvements I definitely prefer Native to VC. Glad they said bannerlord would be more like native!
HereIGoLurkingAgain
It is. Favorite weapon(s)? Elite Scimitar Iron Mace(2H) Morningstar
silvirus
I'm a fan of the War Scythe. Triple-digit damage all day every day.
nobodyaskedme
Usually a Great Bardiche or a 2H axe and a Masterwork bow.
Atalung
I'm more of a speed saber guy. Ride up fast and slash, barring that lances are nice
HereIGoLurkingAgain
Or heck just run people over.
restos
Heavy Cavalry+lance+one handed mace and shield is my favorite setup. I'm a Swadian Knight at heart.
DishonorablyDischargedGrammerNazi
That's why I clicked, thought it was an update on bannerlord......
Delta2Almanac
Same here. I was all disappointed when I saw it was real life.
Trekker47
PC Gamer just did an article on it a few days ago :)
code11
sauce?
CrazyCatLad
http://www.pcgamer.com/mount-blade-2-bannerlord-teases-its-gorgeous-calradian-empire-in-new-screens/
code11
Thanks!!
Trekker47
/a/ijdZg Someone typed the article up on reddit too I think but I can't recall where, sorry!
Steamarrow
Don't worry, it's coming out in [TO BE ANNOUNCED]
HighwayStar
lol. Our 1 annual update from Taleworlds about their most anticipated game that may never come out.
CrazyCatLad
http://www.pcgamer.com/mount-blade-2-bannerlord-teases-its-gorgeous-calradian-empire-in-new-screens/
DLSRGuy
Some of these seem pretty suspicious.
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OfficialJoeBiden
Yeah, my right nostril is a little weaker atm, but it's not dead.
nekrow
More trees on earth than stars in the milky way, fuck off
teeph
I'm pretty sure the elephant one is right though.
samsonguy920
At this point it is just a theory. It has not been tested.
CloudsdaleWeatherFactory
From seeing the trees/stars one I started to question this post. I'm not buying that one.
DeathByUngaBunga
Just googled it, its true, high estimates of stars 400 billion, trees 425 billion
AZRAELSBLADE
Most of these are pure weapons-grade bolognium
orangeisthenewbasic
If humans can outrun horses why have we ridden them for 1000s of years
Cadifohuli
Because they run at a faster speed
Rubks
We can't outrun them, we can outlast them. We ride them because they're faster.
ballzdeep
Because it is less work to sit on something than to run
override367
the humans speed one is correct, no animal on earth can outrun my 1997 ford taurus as long as it's running that day
IanTheRabbit
Are you guys just ignoring #22?
justsome
@OP lists reddit as a source... What did you expect?
JewishMonk
Reddit isn't a source. Reddit isn't a person!
DuctileBlowfish
The encyclopedia isn't a person
JewishMonk
Well, perhaps. I'd be more willing to accept it, though. At least it's been edited and reviewed.
DuctileBlowfish
Fair point.
redneckjep
Also wyoming has no letter sharing with the word mackerel
THEsquatch
WyoMing
redneckjep
turnedbadafterlindadeefiasco
redneckjep
Also, that's not how iron smithing works
IAmAGoodPerson
You can't put a bone in melted iron and then forge it into an axe or shield?
FatherMcLaser
I donno man I once rubbed a knife with cheetah blood and it made me run like crazy fast if I had it on me
TchallaVII
could you leave after images?
OlDickTwist
All planets in our solar system can fit between the earth and moon....? 4 real lull
samsonguy920
You can either prove or debunk that one yourself. Compare the added diameters of all the planets to the distance between the Earth and Moon.
BorkBorkasson
4879km + 12104km + 6779km + 142984km + 120536km + 50724km + 49244km = 387250km. Earth to moon: 384400km. So it’s about identical.
OlDickTwist
That's really cool
DLSRGuy
That one I believe is true. (I'm a big astronomy guy)
OlDickTwist
That's cray town! I won't be able to believe it until we do a practical exercise and squeeze all those suckers between us and the moon
Pirkale
As the moon's orbit is elliptical, the other planets won't actually fit on the "shorter side", it's that close.
OfficialJoeBiden
#15 is a lie lol. Asked my mom (used to be an ER doc) and she said it's obvious bullshit. Zoos wouldn't even have that equipment.
DubaiShort
They have open MRIs available commercially, but they are far less common. A zoo would not likely have an MRI unit unless it was a big/rich 1
OfficialJoeBiden
Actually, I stand corrected. Decades ago, they would send them to the zoo. Now they don't, because it's humiliating.
Pawnderlust
How big do you have to be to be sent to a zoo anyway
RecurringNightmare
american
OfficialJoeBiden
American kg
newsguycraigevans
I was going to say, I knew a man that was sent to the zoo for an MRI, but it was 15+ years ago. Also, all I have to go on was his word.
bambulina
Also, open MRI machines are now a thing. Fat people don't have to go in tubes anymore, they can just go someplace else.
OfficialJoeBiden
Yep, even if the hospital they're at doesn't have it, they can be referred to another hospital.
aarhusianer
Like to a bar?
bambulina
Exactly
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
i'm calling BS on humans being able to outrun any animal
TheBlackWindHowls
Outrun, yes. Outrace, no. In an actual speed test, animals have advantage; but humans have impressive stamina for distance.
JoneStonImg
hunters we can't outrun many animals in a flat race but we can outlast pretty much anything on the planet. A Cheeta would get away at 2/3
OdinsAsscheek
Not speed-wise but distance-wise. Name an animal that runs a marathon for fun.
JoneStonImg
But due to human's ability to track and our ability to simply function longer than any other animal we would track down and eat the cheetah
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
So the fact was that humans have better tracking skills than animals, instead of the stamina to run them down, alright that makes good sense
JohnnyWalkerTexas
There are african tribes that follow deer for days using tracking and then they simply walk up to the exhausted animal and carry it home.
PensWriteThings
I've heard it a couple times before. Since we have two legs we can sustain a pace for longer, but not as fast.
JoneStonImg
Nah that one actually is true just said weirdly. We obviously can't outrun a cheeta but we can hunt them down. Humans are endurance 1/2
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKYOOOOOOOOUUUU
It's actually true. Humans are phenomenal endurance runners, even used it to hunt. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persistence_hunting
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
"a combination of running, walking and tracking" so yes, humans were endurance trackers, but what the fact in the image stated was that 1/2
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
Humans could outrun any animal in one go, without stopping or anything.
LemonBunch
That one may be true, it said distance runner and animals cannot run for as long since they cannot expel heat as well as humans
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
I thought the question meant how far humans and animals could run in one go.
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DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
Wolves can run for days without stopping, i don't think humans can do that
LemonBunch
Humans sweat out heat while animals could overheat and die from exhaustion if they kept running, that's how many primitive hunters hunted
redneckjep
North American pronghorn are much better at long distance than the average human.
Agrobastacar
They have to stop to eat. It's a blood sugar thing. Of course it would have to be on perfectly flat plain where they would be in sight.
Disgruntled3lf
Yeah. I've always heard it as we're the best predators at long distance.
SuckaCockCraig
Actually wolves are also much better distance runners than us
ImAkuTheShapeShiftingMasterofDarkness
Humans can run for multiple days without rest. Wolves can't. Wolves Can run around 40 miles a run. While humans can for 100s of miles a run.
JohnnyWalkerTexas
Yes. But go long enough and the human would catch up and pass the wolf. Two legs use much less energy than 4, thats why we "outrun" animals.
Disgruntled3lf
Only in the cold. Make it hot and they'll die or stop running to pant. There's a record of marathon runners getting within 25ft of a
Disgruntled3lf
pronghorn. And this: https://dash.harvard.edu/bitstream/handle/1/3716644/Lieberman_Marathon.pdf?sequence=3
ImAkuTheShapeShiftingMasterofDarkness
The average person yeah. But one who trained their whole life like a wild animal does, can out run them. People can run for days nonstop.
newsguycraigevans
See Pete Kostelnick, he averaged 72 miles/day last year when he ran across the US. Took him just over 46 days.
TchallaVII
holy shit...how are his knees?
newsguycraigevans
That was my first thought too
ImAkuTheShapeShiftingMasterofDarkness
I was thinking more Dean Karnazes. He ran 350 miles nonstop in 80 hours.