Jan 26, 2023 12:27 PM
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lowfunctioninggenius
I'm trying to think of some a$$hole CEO outthinking this guy....
VodkaReindeer
Looks s like it could be an inlet too.
NightOwlRally
You find out quick that the "oh I got this, I'm strong enough" mentality will wear you down faster than anything else.
evildadunit
We all float down here
CalvinMcFly
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
In a million years, I would have never thought of that.
frankj50007
But Ancient Aliens built the pyramids right?
guitarfourtysix
Dammit you guys always do this. It's taking the pipe out from under the middle of the slab when he's done that I wanna see.
newsguycraigevans
Smooth as silk
SirBobby98121
My luck, I'd kick the damn roller down the hole ...
zHurk777
Spanish pronunciation, for those who don't know: Trabajo is pronounced TRAH-buh-hoe. ha ha
YourFellowMan
trabaja inteligentemente y no duro
KittyKlimt6
Strength has always had this side effect that you don't have to figure out smart solutions. Ask women.
Giantmutantcrab
This dude fucks.
alcaray
poquito dinero
UpvoteBuddyJesus
This is not his first rodeo
sedwards68
Me vs 500 lb display cooler.
currst
That's how my son and I moved the safe in my house. Minus the pick
Akirabs10
This is amazing? This is the standard way to open any pit lids or utility covers... It's not the way we do it but they way we are trained...
Alurkerforcedtologin
"Work smarter, not harder" champ.
gboigbhoy
"Unskilled labour"
noReallyIamPrincessBob
Well acktually it just says ‘work smarter.’
Youhavinagiraffe
I'd going to continue to do neither, thank youu
WhyDontYouMakeMe
I read that wrong and thought you were correcting the title, he is indeed a champion
AimlessSavant
yo soy malo en el trabajo :v
Mandarinduckmama
I bet you could pose this problem to workers with machines, and they would not come up with a solution.
TossABabyYodaToYourWitcher
Machines bad
ryansmVillain
It’s got two lifting eyes in it already
servingmytimeinusersub
He is a worker with machines.
astrangehop
All three of them
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
https://google.com/search?tbm=isch&q=drain+cover+lifter
Alright, I see where you're going here.
Zaruzen
Why would you solve something thats fixes though? Isnt that the point of machines?
Arent machine our slaves to do our bidding and do our work for minimum effort?
Ps: I am a machine operator btw xD
RandAIFlagg
"Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world." - Archimedes
DoNotQuitYourDayJob
"...but only if your mom comes on my side of the fulcrum"
ClutterMonkey
Theories exist that this is how the pyramids were built with blocks quarried from hundreds of miles away.
Someshithead241
"But they couldn't do it, we can't even do it with modern technology! The angles are too perfect!"
Shpadoinkleman
If you're going to do it more than once, build a jig. People 4,000 years ago probably knew that, too.
Ouberos
Pretty clever but why is one man being asked to do a two man job in the first place? He should go back and say he couldn't lift it.
Tvini
The second guy is there. His job is filming this.
Herobrine155379
Man said to his colleague: "Hey, this two-man job we got... wanna film me soloing it?"
gablestout
For the same reason this isn't a 6-man job. Because of simple machines like the lever, the wheel... machines
YouAreTheOnesWhoAreTheBallLickers
Not sure why you're being down-voted. Good chance of spinal stenosis or a crushed limb injury eventually
Pretty much my point. Workers rights are normally good on the fake internet points round here. Bots gonna Bot I guess.
Nichols3
With the tools available to him, it's a one person job
One of those items is not a tool and the other one of them is not being used for the job it was designed for.
https://www.britannica.com/technology/simple-machine
itsallaboutthecones
Anything I'd a tool if you use it like one. Same can be said for weapons.
the standard tool for that is a hook - not much better from an ergonomics point of view
JarJarDrinks
Pennywise is down there.....
Sheldonian
Tell him to stop putting balloons and bodies in there, those things clog the sewers
PutItInNeutral
Nope, just some fiber optic conduit and gravel.
WienerFart
Nah, that's his brother, Nickelwise. His nickel was stolen so he became unwise and now all he wants is his Nickelback
Nacon
Yes, someone needed to come down there once a while and scream at him to keep him from going out when Pennywise get the craving for fears.
vegivamp
Can we put trump there or would that be considered cruel and unusual punishment?
Your heart is in the right place, but Pennywise would get too powerful. So, we don't want that.
Badprenup
I just finished reading IT a couple of days ago. Good book overall (bit overly wordy in places) but the ending sucked. And I'm not even 1/2
Talking about the train running thing, I just find the "battle of wills on an ethereal plane" thing pretty lame.
IDoPictureStuff
My boss blew my younger mind moving a construction garbage bin with a burke bar and some 4 inch pipe.
FluentPenguin
First 5 words of this had me real concerned
Almaadin
I'll show you a 4 inch pipe!
DarkSock
v
jzastrow
WrongUn
You holding 2 photos of your wang?
CrispyNougat
I'm waiting....
Don't rush him. It's chilly out.
HardcoreMango
He was in the pool!
JimboTCB
“Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world.”
WishboneThighs
France is Bacon
Gayforbae
Civ 5?
ideologist
Nimoy was the best quote reader
Sean bean does pretty good too
YourAverageCyberGuy
Archimedes on Imgur? Color me surprised!
juliovonmatterhorn
"It's ya buoy....ancy" - Archimedes probably
Pretty sure that's not Archimedes, just someone quoting him.
PineappleLoopsBroether
….. you don’t know
lowfunctioninggenius
I'm trying to think of some a$$hole CEO outthinking this guy....
VodkaReindeer
Looks s like it could be an inlet too.
NightOwlRally
You find out quick that the "oh I got this, I'm strong enough" mentality will wear you down faster than anything else.
evildadunit
We all float down here
CalvinMcFly
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
In a million years, I would have never thought of that.
frankj50007
But Ancient Aliens built the pyramids right?
guitarfourtysix
Dammit you guys always do this. It's taking the pipe out from under the middle of the slab when he's done that I wanna see.
newsguycraigevans
Smooth as silk
SirBobby98121
My luck, I'd kick the damn roller down the hole ...
zHurk777
Spanish pronunciation, for those who don't know: Trabajo is pronounced TRAH-buh-hoe. ha ha
YourFellowMan
trabaja inteligentemente y no duro
KittyKlimt6
Strength has always had this side effect that you don't have to figure out smart solutions. Ask women.
Giantmutantcrab
This dude fucks.
alcaray
poquito dinero
UpvoteBuddyJesus
This is not his first rodeo
sedwards68
Me vs 500 lb display cooler.
currst
That's how my son and I moved the safe in my house. Minus the pick
Akirabs10
This is amazing? This is the standard way to open any pit lids or utility covers... It's not the way we do it but they way we are trained...
Alurkerforcedtologin
"Work smarter, not harder" champ.
gboigbhoy
"Unskilled labour"
noReallyIamPrincessBob
Well acktually it just says ‘work smarter.’
Youhavinagiraffe
I'd going to continue to do neither, thank youu
Alurkerforcedtologin
WhyDontYouMakeMe
I read that wrong and thought you were correcting the title, he is indeed a champion
AimlessSavant
yo soy malo en el trabajo :v
Mandarinduckmama
I bet you could pose this problem to workers with machines, and they would not come up with a solution.
TossABabyYodaToYourWitcher
Machines bad
ryansmVillain
It’s got two lifting eyes in it already
servingmytimeinusersub
He is a worker with machines.
astrangehop
All three of them
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
https://google.com/search?tbm=isch&q=drain+cover+lifter
Mandarinduckmama
Alright, I see where you're going here.
Zaruzen
Why would you solve something thats fixes though? Isnt that the point of machines?
Zaruzen
Arent machine our slaves to do our bidding and do our work for minimum effort?
Zaruzen
Ps: I am a machine operator btw xD
RandAIFlagg
"Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world." - Archimedes
DoNotQuitYourDayJob
"...but only if your mom comes on my side of the fulcrum"
ClutterMonkey
Theories exist that this is how the pyramids were built with blocks quarried from hundreds of miles away.
Someshithead241
"But they couldn't do it, we can't even do it with modern technology! The angles are too perfect!"
Shpadoinkleman
If you're going to do it more than once, build a jig. People 4,000 years ago probably knew that, too.
Ouberos
Pretty clever but why is one man being asked to do a two man job in the first place? He should go back and say he couldn't lift it.
Tvini
The second guy is there. His job is filming this.
Herobrine155379
Man said to his colleague: "Hey, this two-man job we got... wanna film me soloing it?"
gablestout
For the same reason this isn't a 6-man job. Because of simple machines like the lever, the wheel... machines
YouAreTheOnesWhoAreTheBallLickers
Ouberos
Pretty much my point. Workers rights are normally good on the fake internet points round here. Bots gonna Bot I guess.
Nichols3
With the tools available to him, it's a one person job
Ouberos
One of those items is not a tool and the other one of them is not being used for the job it was designed for.
gablestout
https://www.britannica.com/technology/simple-machine
itsallaboutthecones
Anything I'd a tool if you use it like one. Same can be said for weapons.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
the standard tool for that is a hook - not much better from an ergonomics point of view
JarJarDrinks
Pennywise is down there.....
Sheldonian
Tell him to stop putting balloons and bodies in there, those things clog the sewers
PutItInNeutral
Nope, just some fiber optic conduit and gravel.
WienerFart
Nah, that's his brother, Nickelwise. His nickel was stolen so he became unwise and now all he wants is his Nickelback
Nacon
Yes, someone needed to come down there once a while and scream at him to keep him from going out when Pennywise get the craving for fears.
vegivamp
Can we put trump there or would that be considered cruel and unusual punishment?
Nacon
Your heart is in the right place, but Pennywise would get too powerful. So, we don't want that.
Badprenup
I just finished reading IT a couple of days ago. Good book overall (bit overly wordy in places) but the ending sucked. And I'm not even 1/2
Badprenup
Talking about the train running thing, I just find the "battle of wills on an ethereal plane" thing pretty lame.
IDoPictureStuff
My boss blew my younger mind moving a construction garbage bin with a burke bar and some 4 inch pipe.
FluentPenguin
First 5 words of this had me real concerned
Almaadin
I'll show you a 4 inch pipe!
DarkSock
jzastrow
WrongUn
You holding 2 photos of your wang?
CrispyNougat
I'm waiting....
IDoPictureStuff
Don't rush him. It's chilly out.
HardcoreMango
He was in the pool!
JimboTCB
“Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world.”
WishboneThighs
France is Bacon
Gayforbae
Civ 5?
ideologist
Nimoy was the best quote reader
Gayforbae
Sean bean does pretty good too
YourAverageCyberGuy
Archimedes on Imgur? Color me surprised!
juliovonmatterhorn
"It's ya buoy....ancy" - Archimedes probably
vegivamp
Pretty sure that's not Archimedes, just someone quoting him.
PineappleLoopsBroether
….. you don’t know