These are the reason why my kids hate me

May 19, 2018 4:45 PM

fdevillamil

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Fp edit: send dunes (dyslexics have more fnu)

That soy milk one is new to me. I love it.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I'm using the soy milk one

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

#7 is amazing

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

how to bead ad

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That last one is gold!

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Oh perfect. Now I have some jokes to tell at dinner.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

O

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dad jokes are just puns!!!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

But...they're puns that have ascended beyond merely horrible.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was asking for someone to make a hole in my wall for ventilation. My dad said ‘get a madman’..

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Totally thought #7 was referring to this!

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#10 I love this one.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cracks me up how stupid people are trying to make a dyslexic joke. At least be correct and make me laugh.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 a better version: /a/OzEzAPq

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 10

god i hate this entire style of memeing

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh god r/deepfriedmemes is leaking again

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#2 - tell parents i'm gay. parents: "we've known since you were a kid. pass the salt."

7 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

Damn you musta been super gay lol.

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Nah, parents are just super observant

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Confirmation bias is bizarrely common in things like that. As a kid, everyone knew my brother was gay... he's not.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

maybe he just doesnt know it yet. maybe he needs some help finding out ;0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

(As a dude) If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was gay I could have financed my weeding last June, to my wife.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

imgur is so obsessed with dads... it’s gone from fun and endearing to somewhat concerning.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe a lot of them wish they could have had dads like this. I know I do.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

maybe. that would be sad though. i prefer to be cynical.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jokes so old, they’re Granddad jokes by now.

7 years ago | Likes 339 Dislikes 7

7 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

FLEENSTONES?

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

AUUUGH

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Dad jokes are immune to the ravages of time. They continually renew themselves through the æons.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I will forever be haunted by that damnable prose, echoing throughout the infinite flatness of space and time. Hi hungry, how are you?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That is humanity's legacy. Long after we're gone, dad jokes will survive in the void.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0