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Someone is waving at you.
FP edit: You can send me weird dildos, if you want! Thank you everyone!
May 29, 2019 4:05 AM
PimpEastwood
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FP edit: You can send me weird dildos, if you want! Thank you everyone!
fox3hound
rugby33whiskey
Oh there it is!
whiskeemedic
Oh lawd he comin....
ImADildo
dweb619
iboredom
Can you call it promiscuous? You know cause its been places.
BruteSquad
nevernotsure
Someone's vacation is a little less fun.
Sheldonian
Thanks traveling dildo, have a great journey
PenguinHat1998
Thanks traveling dildo
PimpEastwood
You're welcum
metalfoto
He's goin places
AtsaMattaForMe
kamehameahahahaha
It's company policy to never imply possession. It's always 'a' dildo, or 'the' dildo. Never 'your' dildo.
BruteSquad
Someone is looking to give a flying fuck?
destinychopsticks
Someone should have stuck it base first to the thing so it stood upright.
Kresstro
You’re not allowed two carry-on sacks!!! What a dick!
PimpEastwood
That should be a top comment.
BootsNCatsNBootsNCatsN
Some kids grew up that day
Thefunpagecorporation
"Mike Pence please come to lost and found"
gerschmann
He calls it "Father".
funkhousermarty
duckshooter
Travelling dildo or a flying fucker.
WhatTheDormouseSaid
Nine times out of ten, it's an electric razor...
SouperScott
But every once in a while...
yogurtgoblin
I do actually follow a travelling dildo on Instagram....
yogurtgoblin
For anyone curious: https://instagram.com/dixiedoesitall
27yoUGLYvirgin
Just when you thought you had seen everything.
MrWobblyHead
"Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo." 1/2
MrWobblyHead
"We have to use the indefinite article, a dildo, never your dildo." 2/2
overcookedchickennugget
Destination ? Uranus.
PhailRaptor
It's only gently used
DoseOfFragmatism
notbuttstuffbutstuff
I wish the traveling dildo safe travels.
blenn
I'd love to see someone picking it up, totally unconcerned. Looking back at others like "What? You have a problem with me and my love life?"
Myothercarisadelorean
Legend has it, it's still on that carousel waiting for its mistress/master
Zyrixion
Everyone:
StrangePoster
https://youtu.be/0tttxTe0VjY
kristofferactive
It looks kinda sad
27yoUGLYvirgin
Well it's not being used, wouldn't you be sad? Go and use it. Please.
ChodeChodington
HD2composer
Brutal edit
BlueSpaceLizard
Witnessed, I guess
MyNameIsReallyLame
Lucky guy
merelyadequategooglymoogly
I think she may have put that in his pooper.
fredsneed
Better than the alternative.
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
Jesus
KawaiiKirei
In this case? Even he's not helping you out
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Not even a reach around?
BenGoodal
We suspect he’s into this kinda thing anyway.
hipifreq
What's the source on THAT bit of revenge sodomy?
Vesane
Män som hatar kvinnor - "Men who hate women" i.e. Girl with the dragon tattoo
TodayIDidNothing
They forgot the kick, if I remember correctly
MilDravin
that was in the US release...completely different movie iirc
Jherden
I distinctly remember the hint of the kick
Jherden
Because my butthole puckered into Oblivion during that scene
Slattefors
The girl with the dragon tatoo. Original, Swedish version.
pancreas
I see they toned it down for the american release. Still loved the movie.
valks1912
The only version that should exist.
cleetdog101
Fact! Netflix has the full 9 hour extravaganza last I knew.
somethingawesomeandgreat
Män som hatar kvinnor?
hmzzz
Si
ynkfish
Ølé