"Get in. We're going baptizing" is actually a quote from the John the Baptist spinoff movie, but I prefer the scene where he goes "It's baptizin time!".
My car has that stupid lane keeping thing, which takes over your steering. We call it Jesus taking the wheel. Which has led to some outbursts of 'FUCK OFF JESUS' when it takes you by surprise, which can upset some passengers.
I mean seriously he can drive however he wants, even if he dies he will be back 3 days later, pity about all the people he killed doing it, like father like son I suppose!
No, that's an mn-12 mkviii. The mkvii was a fox body like the mustang, but the mn-12 got independent rear suspension years before the sn-95 mustangs came along. I had a 91 t-bird, IRS, and a 5.0 with a forged crank from the factory. Did an a9 ECU swap in it though so I could run tweecer RT, and also had a full manual valve body. Was fun.
That center console was wild the way it wrapped around. And all you had to do was pull a fuse to lower the car while simultaneously removing any ounce of suspension.
Had a MkVII in my twenties. Still had good air suspension, but the sunroof leaked and the windows didn't go down. Had a hole in one muffler and the ABS was on the fritz so it would take an extra half second to start braking. I miss that car every day.
Bloody hell, as someone from a country with mandatory safety inspections every two years, reading these kinds of stories is bewildering, to say the least.
My brother, dad and I all had Mark VII LSC's at the same time, and they all worked perfectly at the time, i twas so much fun to have all 3 going down the highway at the same time!
We ended up with 5 overall, we kept picking up supposedly unfixable ones and then fixing them! LOL 18 years later I still have mine, my brother's was eventually parted out as well as the 2 other parts cars and my dads got taken out by a stop sign blower while I was driving.
SmooveT63
One of my all time fav jams! (Yes; I am a boomer)
dalaiyoda
the way the steering wheel keeps switching sides is truly miraculous
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Oh my God its S A C R I L E G E
HitandRyan
He's on a mission from God
doobiedoobop
Jesus was way cool
LaronX
Not choosing dejavu as a song for this video should be a crime
greatn0rth
wow driving that Lincoln hard and getting that thang SIDEWAYS, I dig it
PicassoCT
Nailed it at the crossroad
unsneakyLurker
"Get in. We're going baptizing" is actually a quote from the John the Baptist spinoff movie, but I prefer the scene where he goes "It's baptizin time!".
fgh2000
That’s not Jesus, that’s just my friend Corby
REOJackwagon
"Jesus is my getaway driver"
Iaimtomisbehave
". . . I still remember how she said "Is this a Continental?" . . ."
zortroz
localsurfer
My car has that stupid lane keeping thing, which takes over your steering. We call it Jesus taking the wheel. Which has led to some outbursts of 'FUCK OFF JESUS' when it takes you by surprise, which can upset some passengers.
DdCno1
Why not turn Jesus off?
localsurfer
Well, that would solve so many problems worldwide if we could only find a method that works permanently.
RElGNMAN
Not too shabby for a dude born 1900yrs before the automobile.
warpfactor1
Kinda disappointed they didn't drive it on water, even if it was just a big puddle
coastalfoundhound
Good Lord, that's a sweet ride!
bourbonandbaddecisions
I expected him to drive across a body of water
varonicaED
I mean seriously he can drive however he wants, even if he dies he will be back 3 days later, pity about all the people he killed doing it, like father like son I suppose!
qcernie
Should be a Honda. Bible said he entered Jerusalem in his own Accord.
reichtwinglunatic
huffnpuff72
He used to race in a Triumph. Apparently he came forth in his triumph.
Ghlargh
*ON his own accord, the guy was ghost riding on the roof!
BillyM00n
Mxlespxles
RWD and a V8, few things better
baldbear
All wheel drive and sufficient ground clearance. Keep your little street car.
DdCno1
Rear engine, rear-wheel-drive is where it's at, on- and off-road.
firlefranz
Awmph
he's not bad. no wonder folks want him to take over
firlefranz
mjperk
Jesus isn't bad. It's just a vast majority of the folks who follow him.
E12IK
Need to recut this video to
Have cop cars chasing him and crashing all over to keep your post on theme.
thosearntpillows
Holy shit.
notifybay151
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bzNvb2xvaGxsMjV3MzVmanIwNmxnMDZ0eXdibGlpaDc2YWZ5djZpNiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/dVOcJu4Gn7DXy/200w.webp Just a Mustang in a fitted suit, nice
imgjim
No, that's an mn-12 mkviii. The mkvii was a fox body like the mustang, but the mn-12 got independent rear suspension years before the sn-95 mustangs came along. I had a 91 t-bird, IRS, and a 5.0 with a forged crank from the factory. Did an a9 ECU swap in it though so I could run tweecer RT, and also had a full manual valve body. Was fun.
jamesdking
That center console was wild the way it wrapped around. And all you had to do was pull a fuse to lower the car while simultaneously removing any ounce of suspension.
Mxlespxles
Had a MkVII in my twenties. Still had good air suspension, but the sunroof leaked and the windows didn't go down. Had a hole in one muffler and the ABS was on the fritz so it would take an extra half second to start braking. I miss that car every day.
DdCno1
Bloody hell, as someone from a country with mandatory safety inspections every two years, reading these kinds of stories is bewildering, to say the least.
QuanticChaos
My brother, dad and I all had Mark VII LSC's at the same time, and they all worked perfectly at the time, i twas so much fun to have all 3 going down the highway at the same time!
Mxlespxles
Aw that's so fuckin cool
QuanticChaos
We ended up with 5 overall, we kept picking up supposedly unfixable ones and then fixing them! LOL 18 years later I still have mine, my brother's was eventually parted out as well as the 2 other parts cars and my dads got taken out by a stop sign blower while I was driving.
firlefranz
SgtDefaultGN
Iirc correctly the Charger lost 11 hubcaps during that chase scene
DdCno1
Bullitt, my beloved.
firlefranz
The definition of Bad Ass.
BallsLikeWatermelonsPeckerLikeAThimble
Jesus will just resurrect himself after the crash. He doesn’t give a fuck.
ilikepot8os
Wonder if he can turn the alcohol in his blood to water....that could be useful in the right circumstances.
tentacularfleshscape
Reminded me of that classic shitty 80s movie, The Wraith
steelundecided
Boy that back memories. Cool cars and terrible acting. Gonna have to watch it again :) https://www.imcdb.org/movie_92240-The-Wraith.html