Today I learned...

Feb 15, 2016 1:29 AM

SuzandLucifer

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Today I Learned...

Things I learned on Valentine's Day 2016: an entire box of Macaroni and Cheese can fit in one of my bowls. Also, I can spend an entire day in my sweats watching The Office without anyone from the outside world noticing. So I guess you could say it's been a very productive day.

I did the same thing, but watched continuum! Introverts unite! But separately.

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Today I learned that I can lay on my living room floor with my cat for 2 hours without any of my 4 roommates noticing me... Its been a day.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Living the good life!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

square bowls? What kind of dark wizardry is this?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I also spent the day watching the office! Although missing the essential nutrients Mac and cheese provides

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That looks like my table, and I have the same carpet. Are you in my house?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's important to continually challenge yourself, both physically and mentally, as you go through life

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I read that at one of my bowels.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That too.

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*Checks bad comment section to see if there are any comments involving Edward, macaroni, and or forks

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I literally thought that's what this post was going to be.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Living life I see!

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Looks somewhat watery :( poor KD

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Noticed that too...

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I like trains

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

cue gif of Jim saying "I like turtles"

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I see you put in a little extra milk. I always do too! >:D

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You seem like good people.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you're a woman, you somehow checked off FIVE boxes on the possible girlfriend's list for me, just in one post. MIGHTY impressive

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a Canadian delicacy. In my people's language it is called "Kraft Dinner" which loosely translates to "cheesy goodness from a box"

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I have a mug, yes a mug, which fits a whole packet of Mac n Cheese in. I love my mug.

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I have also been binge watching the office i almost on season 9

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

:(

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Add a bit of Worcestershire sauce toe your mac and cheese for a taste revolution!

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I didn't know toes carried Worcestershire! I've been living my life in a lie!!!

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Yaaaa....phone app sucks...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I also spent the whole day in sweats watching the office. you are not alone.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As an English person, I need to introduce macaroni and cheese to my life.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn now I want mac and cheese, but REALLY don't want to put on pants

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Who says you have to ? Lol

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I don't have any Mac and cheese so I'd have to put on pants to buy some :( I could to long zipper up coat but I always feel like a flasher

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You're a tough situation.... I wouldn't go outside . Its too cold . Lol

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's in the 60s here, I think. Haven't been outside today, so can't say for sure. What's it like where you are?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's 20 degrees . East coast !

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I have those bowls. There green on the inside aren't they? Got mine from Walmart. Can confirm they hold that and half a box of cereal

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Well done OP, you won valentines day

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I watched the office all day too.... netflix asked me if I was still watching twice. Rude.

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Haha I have never commented before. But I have also never put an entire box of mac n cheese in a bowl..until earlier this afternoon. We rule

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I appreciate your comment! I am glad I'm not alone in this discovery.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My husband didn't get me a valentine and I wish I'd just done this instead of everything I planned for him. It's all good, I'm just :/

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

My bf ended up having to work late. I baked 2 types of cookies and made a "vday care package" for him. I put a lot of work into the package

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Heard that. My husband is on a 48 hr shift but Saturday didn't go so great for us :/ spent all day today feeling like shit

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Here's hoping our anniversaries go well. I am fake smiling as I convince myself V day is for unmarried folks. Right!?

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Lol we can dream :) does yours know there was disappointment? Mine does so... Fingers crossed.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Got a large bouquet today. Better than nothing. Thought that counts yadda yadda. Was very thankful and he seems proud of himself. Haha

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lol go him :) my husband still won't be home until tomorrow morning.

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Yeah. I still told him he could have made me a card out of construction paper. Anything. to get nothing is...:(. Now it's too late though

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Yep. Same discussion. I didn't even get sex :S great ending to the day. Especially when I won't see him til Tuesday.

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You took the whole pot of M&C and put it into a bowl? I just eat it out of the pot.

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Over the sink

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My wife hates that I still do this.

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A pot is like a giant coffee cup for one dish dinner.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Men. We are simpler

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you are my soul animal

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I misread bowl and thought it was bowels.

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well you aren't wrong

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*Kraft Dinner

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Hello, Canada.

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Sometimes you gotta be fancy for yourself. When I'm really down I use a bowl. Makes it seem more... Special

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Treat yo self

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What a nice line - "Sometimes you gotta be fancy for yourself." Like me wearing pants now even though I have no plans of going out today.

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Hey, that is solid adulting! Go you!

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Fuck it, just eat it right out the box without cooking it

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I'm not alone

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Next time you have a bowl of mac and cheese (hopefully w hot dog slices in it) think of me sweet lemonjes. We will be bonded together

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I just had a tooth pulled out.. now I'm even hungrier than ever. As soon as my mouth hole heals, we will be one.

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*sniff* until then my cheese bonded

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It tastes better if you only use half the noodles but all the "cheese."

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I throw in a cheese slice or two and melt them bitches up....or a spoonful of cheesewiz.

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I always add a couple slices of cheese to it too.

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add hard or slice cheese with the powder! Quantity and quality

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Or just use another packet of cheese.

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I add shredded pepper jack near the end and get it all melty

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or put a few chunks of velveeta to make it cheesier my grandma used to do this for us.

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Woah.. Totally trying that

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It tastes best if you cook it in milk instead of water and add extra butter and bacon and triple the cheese. Have a nice heart attack, guys!

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Use a little buttermilk and replace the milk with whole whipping cream...amazing

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I usually just use another cheese pack from a different box....then I end up with like 4 boxes of just noodles and idk what to do with them

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Sounds like it would be EVEN better if I use a whole box of noodles and a second box's cheese packet.

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My absolute favorite is 1/2 cups 2% milk and "1.5 biggish spoons of margarine" (according to my note)

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I find that putting buffalo sauce in your macaroni is heavenly.

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Commenting for remembering later. Thanks you good sir.

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I just don't add milk. Makes it more cheesy and goopy. Yum!

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that third of a cup of milk and a tablespoon of butter you mix into the cheese junk... melt it, mix it, then pour it over the noodles.

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I fry up bacon, replace the butter with the grease, sprinkle bacon on top, profit.

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Haven't changed my pants since Friday night. A good time.

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That's just dirty

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"The things I do for love."

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How the hell did I not think of this??? I import mine...

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You import Mac n cheese???

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Ja, from Canada... I live in London...

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Ahhhh... My dude lives in London!

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Send him some, he'll grow to love it

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Or you can play God by melting other cheeses into it..

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God, is that you? No, this is Cheesus

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I do that too! But I don't add milk. Extra butter though!

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Me too!!!!

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Same

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Go to a bulk food store and buy the powdered cheese. Add as much as you want. You're an adult. No one can stop you.

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My arteries can.

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I've never seen that for sale. That would be a total game changer. Right now I just throw away the extra noodles.

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Wait, I could get a SUBSCRIPTION of powdered cheese!? @_@ Where the fuck was this when I lived alone in my apartment!?

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Mo butter, mo cheese...and all the noodles!

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Yessss

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But only so much cheese comes in a packet :(

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I really wonder why Kraft doesn't just sell powdered cheese packets. They'd make a killing

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They sell boxes of the cheese powder on amazon. My lil sister is obsessed with it. She puts it on everything.

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They did for a minute.

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O_O

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

they should do it for like 30

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Spurred me to remember Muriel in that episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog: More cheese, less macaroni.

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I hate macaroni and cheese

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Just the boxed stuff? Or every recipe?

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