Fresh Friday morning dump

Feb 1, 2019 2:41 PM

chimrichaldsphd

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#1 to answer your question, yea every now and then.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#10 Men’s War Horse

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When did they start vaccinating against chickenpox?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Once you start shitting you never stop shitting, there is just a longer interval between shits.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you little kitty. You're so right. ❤

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, at least that Wikipedia guy will be immortalised as a god through memes.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OMG! How stupid is our president? Why is he even allowed to speak in public

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 Actually, Ferb was already born when the parents met.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 looks like frozen steak until you see that it's held between two fingers.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

That was what I saw at first too.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love you too.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Trumperware

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2: *shortens litre with a capital L. Me: ”What’s that?”

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just want you tell that you?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m lindana and I wanna have fun fun fun

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#43 just makes me think of Cyanide on Womble's streams

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're the person trying to plug a block charger into the top outlet, you can fuck off too

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Well shucks, ain't that cute

7 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 4

BUT IT'S WRONG!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

To be honest some are soo good they deserve to be printed out, framed and hung on the wall. Memes are ART!!

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Because their IQ is higher than their age.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#14 whoever has a block like that and uses the top outlet and blocks the bottom one is a monster.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

THANK YOU!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

the unit of measurement argument hits home for me when I’m working with tools that are a little off because of metric vs. correct units.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

#40

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 literally never. Y'all are sick. You probably don't peel back the napkin wrapping your sandwich all the way either, do you?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#6 that's not a rabbit, that's a pigeon!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Once when I was extra hungry, I ate about a quarter of the McChicken wrapper. It started by accident, but then I just kept going.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Congratulations Cops. You played yourself.

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

That’s Detroit for you.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just imagine being the only one there who isn’t a undercover cop...

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'd just claim to be from the Cocaine Importing Agency and if anyone would ask too many questions i'd have say "It's classified."

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"I spent two weeks growing this stupid mustache, who's going for coffee?"

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You interrupted my enjoyment of dump to say I love you? What are you, a nice person? Well guess what? I love you too man, keep it up.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#1 um actually Ferb was from the dad's previous marriage

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm also like 99% on board with the theory that doof is Candace & Phineas biological father.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#3*

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whoopsie

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 why is Clamps from Futurama in there but the other robot is just some rando?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

you want i should give him tHE CLAMPS!??!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He looks like a version of a bending unit.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh god ^THIS!!! Seriously!!

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 5

I like Fahrenheit, it's range is really cold to really hot, Celsius's range is kinda cold to dead.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As an American mechanical engineer

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yep, sometimes we contracted pieces from the US and doing plans for both units was a PITA.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We need to invent a new version of kelvin, with 0 at absolute zero and a rate of change of +1 kelvin = +1 farenheit.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

or just use Celsius :o

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

… but WHY? >_>

7 years ago | Likes 120 Dislikes 2

Couldn't they at least have it like a "battery chain" that charges the pods while you use them?

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Newer iPhones have no headphone jack, so bluetooth is the only option. Airpods are good wireless earphones sold in the same stores. (1/2)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Between brand loyalty, convenience & quality, iPhone users get them & want these. But connected pairs are smarter and much cheaper. (2/2)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To milk people with more money than sense.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Money

7 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

No Jedi ordered a clone army. He checked before going there.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Cuz apple buying money cows. Thats why

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

so that they don't get lost. now when i was young i though man wireless earbuds world be lit, but you'd need to strap them together 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2/2 to avoid losing them and that is just annoying and stupid. but i guess the wires won't break, but batteries. nah whole idea is stupid

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

so they dont fall off

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

it's not connected to your phone so its still noce

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

You can buy Bluetooth headphones, that are practically the same as airpods+strap, for $30. With apple, that won't even buy you the cord.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It’s apple what did you expect :D

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To confirm, the entire point of airbuds is to be wireless and discreet right?

7 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 1

Their sole purpose is to flaunt how rich you are.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

When does Apple ever do "discreet"?

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Once upon a time their main design concern was sleek and discrete, they were the ones toting all in one pcs for example

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Discreet? They are like 5 inches sticking out of the ear that are unnecessary just because it was cheaper to use the same plastic mold

7 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 3

Don't think the mold has anything to do with it. Apple wants people to see people using their products.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It's the same plastic that the wired ones used even if it's for show it just saved money same mold.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago (deleted Mar 12, 2019 3:19 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Trust me, everybody knows they’re just a way for more money but they are actually good products

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well i never claimed they were good at it

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it really unnecessary? I thought there'd be some component in there

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You can make them small enough to fit wholly inside the ear no problems. It's completely unnecessary

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Actually, you kind of need to point the microphone at the mouth.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0