the floor is java

Jun 17, 2017 7:10 AM

muzakirano

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Meanwhile this is 2 away showing how feet and floors are supposed to look.

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Those feet belong to Java Man.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

nice shadow quality bro

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dam son. tell your mom to get you some bigger shoes.

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The spacing is killing me :(

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Javacodegeeks , java basics , for loop. Did op even try??

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Op has a foot fetish

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

But does it comp'tile' without error?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seems like he's got some supination of the feet. Or maybe he's sitting on the crapper

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For some reason I am suspicious towards people with toes bigger than the feet thumb

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Sign of virility on Mars.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That looks like c# or some other form of C

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No it's definitely shitty java

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I'd rather just stand in lava to be honest.

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I had to count the toes. Seemed like there were too many.

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they were already too many at one

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But i wanted to play pythons and ladders

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

love it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

source please

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The good thing is this guy could lose his hand thumbs and he's got replacements growing under him

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My husband the programmer saw this and said, "neeerrrds" and then said, "wait let me look at that" just to check if it was really java.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man...fuck feet

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Only upvoted to bring from 999 to 1000. You are welcome OP.!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The text looks blurry. Maybe if we switched from Java to .NET, we could see sharp.

8 years ago | Likes 273 Dislikes 3

Bloody Hell. This line wins everything. Bless you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh no you didn't.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can I favorite comments?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

((Comment)this).Point++; //I would *=2 if I could

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Only if the floor was made by Microsoft, and *nix users were banned from walking on it.

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And yes, mono is a thing, but that's not the point.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Mono is not from microsoft. .Net core is, and I can't wait until it beats Mono. I am a Windows lover but I use Linux daily.

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I had scrolled two posts away but had to come back to upvote your shitty pun +1

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

NICE!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Underrated.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That was brilliant

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Get out.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Sudo you get out

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

comment++

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Error CS1002: ; expected.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You da real MVC

8 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

A prime example of a model imgurian

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You both just made my week.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

<3

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Lol! Underrated comment

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those are some jacked up monkey feet.

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I bet he can write with them.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The pinky toe is huge lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...and that is why i dont wear shoes when i dont need to. Keep them alive bro...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

thatsracist.gif

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what?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

now lick it

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could be worse

8 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

He said feet, not hands

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That CAN'T be real.

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what the fuck is this shit? burn them with fire!!

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Just like lava, java is a language you want to avoid.

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a void... I'll C my self.out()

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kotlin or C# or Python fan?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm a .NET/C# developer. I learned Java, and the basic syntax is pretty much the same. The real difference comes with the libraries and 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

the framework. And I don't know about Java, but the .NET framework has some AMAZING stuff.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I love Visual Studio and intellisense. It sometimes feels like the IDE is writing the code. But I am still a Python guy due to ML stuff.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's really all about not re-inventing the wheel. Frameworks and libraries take care of all the low-level, repetitive stuff so I can 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

C#, python can only get you so far, and never heard of kotlin.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Kotlin is a new language on JVM and works with Android. There is speculation it will compete with Java.

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So then what do you like? Or you just want to complain about the basic language all the plebes know cuz you're smarter than everyone?

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If I was trying to show my ego, someone who can code in assembly or basic, would easily scoff at me. And lets not bring the punch card guy.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Assembly and BASIC are very simple in comparison to OO languages

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Python has heavy use in Machine Learning. Then there is Django and Flask frameworks for web. I like C# for web related stuff and Unity.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean there are places where c# or python are used heavily. Same with ruby (though it's kind of fading a tad). What is a language (1/2)

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That you think would take you "far"? C++? java? C? Fortran? Assembly? (2/2)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you know how to write software, language is little more than a detail. C++/C#/Java/Python are all good choices, depending on taste.

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