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The Wolverine
original post:
https://www.buzzfeed.com/adamellis/charts-that-perfectly-illustrate-how-to-properly-pet-anim?utm_term=.ciYZDXnZ1#.yn7j94aj6
TheElya
Sneks are the best !
hayser
At first, I thought they were butchering diagrams.. just like the ones for cows and pigs
ILaughUntilICry
The horse one bugs me a lot. As part of maintaining your horses health you must touch all the places.
Anyone00
#13 Someone wants unicorn mayo.
paintninja
no upvote because "ghost dogs" was not picture of Forest Whitaker
leperoutcastunclean
My mom's cat practically insists I scratch her belly. Just sees me, walks ahead of me, rolls over and meows. Anyone else tries, she bites.
alphaharmonic
My hedgehog doesn't mind belly rubs
FrightenedInmateNumberTwo
Based on this, I'm pretty sure my dog is actually a cat.
AwkwardOstrichGirl
Snakes love being pet!!! The more you play with them the friendlier they are :)
andergriff
tip of the tail is the only real no-no
TkMacintosh
...I wanna call bull on the butt part of the dog...What dog doesn't love to get it's butt scratched?
onomatopoiea42
False. Horses love butt scratchies.
Animerules
AtsaMattaForYou
#4 oh yeah? http://imgur.com/FyUA85M
DRLavacookies
thats not a goldfish
DRLavacookies
thats not a goldfish
AMartianPotato
Your snake one is wrong. http://2static4.fjcdn.com/comments/Gt+mfw+snoots+and+headboobs+_e93cd8a0aa8be931c3e09722e77911d9.jpg
WhyCannotWeBeFriends
My beta fish (My boy Blue) loves being pet!
DRLavacookies
i don't think fish can experience ''love''
TheOfficialBuzzKillington
Are you seriously pulling that "pure of heart" scam again? All the horns can do is glow, point to the nearest rainbow, and play rave music!
ZaphodBeeblebroxIsRusselBrand
The certain death one on the cat is my cats favourite place to be pet
sweatytelemarketer
At first I thought this was a meat edibleness chart.
tootscootinboogie
I think my cat is broken. He hates having his butt scratched. Bite guaranteed.
0lliecat
Mine too, anything past the shoulder blades in a no-go after 1-2 pets. She won't get mean, but she will slap her tail around & play slaps.
ThePerdplesCourt
First impression was that this was for the different cuts of these animals for eating. Im happy I was wrong.
dragonfliesfantasize
StillaBitStiff
xRocketman52x
Touching a hedgehog's face is a shortcut to getting bit. Also, disagree, I can pet my goldfish's head. And snakes.
DRLavacookies
what kind of demon are you if you're able to pet snakes?!
xRocketman52x
I dunno. There's a reptile show near home that I often visit. Couple people have really docile snakes that are cool with petting. Oddly cute
LannistersSendTheirRetards
I've never eaten dog breast before but I guess I can give it a try
dragonfliesfantasize
Haha good old smoked dog brisket
Visiblur
My cat loves belly rubs, except when it doesn't, then you'll get cut. There is no telling when it does, you just have to pray and try
BurpMacklinFBI
Kitty belly rubs are a sometimes treat.
blitherypoop
Mine either loves them or gets up and walks away. I even pet his belly w my feet.
BlueDsc
Maybe I'm just lucky, but every cat I've had in my life loooooooved belly scratches.
ImHonestonhowIseethings
Mine doesn't mind them but when he gets tired of them he'll just roll over.
OtterAvalanche
Both my cats often roll on their backs and expose their bellies in an attempt for me to pet them. They love when i do. No limit on pets.
Raven1138
My gfs horse loves to be scratched everywhere. He'll even lift his Hindleg so I gan give him a good scratch on the thighs. Cutest thing ever
whatbuttondoipush
You must train your horse to be touched everywhere or else the vet will get kick when trying to clean the bean on males and full arm exams
Raven1138
Yeah, but it is a difference between tolerating and loving :p
whatbuttondoipush
On mares. I've always adjusted the hoses I've train to trust me 100%, for the safety of the vet and greenhorns
whatbuttondoipush
And also for the safety of the farrier. Although we did most of the farrier work ourselves. The farm owner was a licensed farrier btw
Feralkyn
That "...maybe" on the last one got me, +1
NotAMeatPopsicle
Only if your name is "Jean" or "Rogue" or another mutant he doesn't view as a threat.
Sogeking
Touch his right foot, it's his weakspot
BeneGesseritConspiracyTheorist
5/7 would still try
greatgoatman
Nice pair of smooth criminals down there.
Arrowpuppet
Wait wolverine has TWO dicks?
TheGriffin
*down under
MarcoPoloOnPollo
*down undah
PGaugerizzle
Arrowpuppet
Mmm... I can jack off to this
Arrowpuppet
Orpheusko
So deadpool is pure of heart??
Arrowpuppet
No that's the mane, look at it again buddo
Orpheusko
His face and left arm are all over that mane
Arrowpuppet
Oh I just thought the whole focus of it was his stroking the unicorns nice hard horn
Arrowpuppet
and I didn't notice it at first so I just assumed you were meaning the horn
IrradiatedBec
#1 I think my cat is broken. She accepts all tummy rubs and doesn't chase the red dot. Where do I find the Reset to Factory Settings button?
tootscootinboogie
Mine too. Belly rubs all day, no butt scratches, and he's outsmarted the red dot. Also, he only eats cat food and only out of his dish.
DRLavacookies
here's the reset factory https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_920793&feature=iv&src_vid=wZZ7oFKsKzY&v=jI-kpVh6e1U
IrradiatedBec
I tried that and it hasn't worked. Should I try and get it fixed?
DRLavacookies
this is a good youtube channel to get it... ''fixed'' https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCE4MR5jV3MbKWMOUKXP6SKQ
IrradiatedBec
I fucking hate you.
DRLavacookies
sorry