Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me,(with big yawning) As plurdled gabbleblotchits, On a lurgid bee

Mar 29, 2018 1:56 PM

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That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles, grumbling
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and stipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,mashurbitries.
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!

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So long and thanks for all the fish.

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Not so bad... it's only "the third worst poetry in the Universe."

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Finally! A trump tweet that almost makes sense.

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One of them is an advocate for one of the most destructive forces in the universe with festering skin and odious stench. Other is a Vogon

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what.. the.. fuck

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Vogon poetry from Douglas Adams' "Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy". Required reading if you want to get out alive.

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Well.... "Ode To A Small Lump Of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning"

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Noooooooo! Someone strangle him with his small intestine!

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