Imgur need more samurai jack facial expressions

When you're at the bar and your drunk friends starts boasting about themselves.

When you've been sitting for to long and you get that tingly/stingy feeling in one of your feet.

Seeing that fine booty in front of you walking up the stairs.

When you find good content on Imgur.

When you family tells you what a handsome boy you are.

Universal wars tax

Help me with some funny captions for these pics.