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Nightcaste
The Clarkson Calendar, speedo edition
nextuk
Clarkson is trying to order a steak after the chief ha gone home...
llamallamadingd0ng
Clarkson writing an apology to Hammond for….well everything.
Freedumbed
This is why we called her meat curtains
yhellothargoodsir
Clarkson was correct.
The22ndDoctor
Hammond, take a look at what I'm going to say to the Grand Tour producer who has been pressuring us & didn't have any hot food ready.
TheoryofStringyStuff
And this is the plus sized, double length, XXXL butt plug you'll be having inserted.
ImGooder
Crossing gin off the grocery list.
Number1Sir
bolbis
Clarkson is writing down what the age of consent should be.
killymcmurder
The giant line of coke in the shape of a Fiat he's about to snort.
ScottishRoss
Clarksons just been informed there's no hot meals on set.
CarlPearce
Clarkson's other hand is on Hammond's thigh...
RickyIWannaGoFastBobby
Clarkson is drawing what he'd do to Oliver.
FlyingDestinyTitan
This comment is seriously underrated lmao
RickyIWannaGoFastBobby
Only true fans will know who Oliver is, and what it means to Hammond!
AlexanderElcazorro
No. No. Come on. Please, Oliver. OLIVEEERR!
rowJProw
His CO2 emission bill from his last Grand Tour
UncleRat
A nude of Matt LeBlanc.
Problemwoodchuck
Clarkson is calculating how much longer they'll have to wait for May to arrive before ordering.
AltF4EwingsSarcoma
Going to need you to crash again, we weren't filming.
TheTripleLindy
IchNicht1
Is it left before right in england?
Macetheace50
https://www.justlanded.com/english/United-Kingdom/Articles/Travel-Leisure/General-Road-Rules ...
Macetheace50
There’s no priority to the right (or left) on British roads (unlike, for example, the continental priority to the right).
Macetheace50
At all crossroads and junctions, there’s either an octagonal stop sign with a solid white line on road or a triangular give way sign
Macetheace50
(dotted white line on road), where a secondary road meets a major road. ‘Stop’ or ‘give way’ may also be painted on the road surface.
jollyjack
He's drawing a pie chart that shows how much of Hammon's brain is now, technically, vegetable.
pootpootriot
I laughed way too hard at this. +1
MrBeauregard
He's eating a whole cooked baby chicken from its shell.
ColClone54
He's eating a whole cooked baby from its shell.
arcgap
He's writing poetry
Pixelized117
And it’s good
arcgap
YouTubeRed
The idea of clarkson writing poetry is truly scary
OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
There once was a bloke from Nantucket
spaghetarian
Who saved all his mess in a bucket
LanceCorporalCarrotIronfoundersson
Clarkson does kinda look like a Vogon.
theanswertolifetheuniverseandeverything42
arcgap
PowerToAllThePeople
Deepfakes getting too good
MattHolmberg
Probbly a tweet about a teenage climate activist.
fuckpowerlevelsfucksupersaiyansandfuckyou
he really is an utter scumbag and idol of the worst boomer stereotypes. His popularity depresses me.
MattHolmberg
I loved him, but just fucking can’t.
SwankyPotato
Same
Vortality
"Look how sexy this G-Wiz looks when i give it a pair of tits and a mouth. my god is it sexy."
mercbrit
Curiously I read that in Clarksons voice!
Dracon27
Nah, Clarkson would say breasts, nit tits. And he'd annunciate the br too much.
Vortality
Fair enough
SometimesIBuildThings
The tabletop is transparent and Clarkson isn't wearing pants.
mormacil
He's tracing his penis with a marker on top
willpostanything
he is not getting a Badge..
RodgerRodger
Berry good
ballsoutflyer
LEAVE IT!
Mattd4ddy
He is getting a Badge
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
pocketpython
SenselessSentiments
"Think we got away with that one"
CypherMarz
Clarkson is drawing Mayes penis
Kazooski
Whays funny is this sounds true.
YouTubeRed
mcfuckstick
from memory
LordHosk
It clearly says "WRONG ANSWERS ONLY"
lnecrymm
"Hand me that other piece of paper, there is no room for the balls on this one"
Helveticus
"Clarkson is drawing ON May's penis" #there_i_fixed_it
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
*with
DarkwingDuc
And it’s disturbingly accurate
AdoraApplesauceMeowmeow
So Hammond knows too
NotInLimboAnymore
Clarkson is writing down ideas for an agricultural show for Amazon.
TrialByHeights
I loved watching him loose so much money, and develop an actual relationship with animals and land.
LordHosk
He didn't lose money he made like 20 pounds!
schmau
144£ if I remember correctly
itsallaboutthecones
I for one enjoyed it, besides his global warming denials.
NotInLimboAnymore
I did too. But imagine being Hammond and learning that Clarkson is going to be a farmer.
Hendlton
I agree with him. Racing around in a car isn't what's destroying the planet.
Fillask
Hrms, he wasn't (at all) being all "save the planet!", but I think he acknowledged the issue a couple times, particularly with the weather?
GhillieTrollAskold
He very much directly acknowledged it repeatedly.
swedeonamoose
not so much straight denial as in he is one of those that think the effects are blown out of proportion.
PballQhead
After getting stuck in the dry river in Cambodia and last year's farm season, he's even changed that tune. More an old Buffoon than evil.
swedeonamoose
ye i heard he even rides bikes now, completely unironic too :O
PballQhead
Yep. And yet he's still a cunt about it lol https://www.bikebiz.com/jeremy-clarkson-buys-bike-urges-normal-people-to-follow-his-example/amp/
Seethreepeeoh
Clarkson is writing to the producers for permission to strap hammond to a rocket car in a Wyle E Coyote costume
xyxyxyxy31
Jinxies
He'd get it
Cuntortionist
We said wrong answers only
ISnoggedMadamedePompadour
Clarkson is writing an apology letter to some scientist for causing global warming
HedonistBeard
We said wrong answers only
BlindGardener
Clarkson is explaining to Richard that he's going to ask for incorrect answers only