Some greater mind can explain this..

May 8, 2017 1:14 AM

CristhianIR

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We must go beyond.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted May 8, 2017 7:47 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

tagged as "puppy" and "nostalgia" for that extra bait-and-switch cred

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

But that just sounds like fish with extra steps.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've been reading about killer whale evolution an hour after reading this. I should be working.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But does that explain

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Hey, those mammal lungs are a big part of why they're so effective.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, the whales can get oxygen from the air, so they have a lot more oxygen available to run their muscles than the fish do. It worked out.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

not to mention that big brain too

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Dang dry-backs. They took our jerbs!" - Fish

9 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 1

*actual rooster noises *

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Dude, that's just killer

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#nostalgia hmmmmmmmm

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Funnily enough, bony fish aren't actually less intelligent than mammals

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And killer whales are probably one of the most dangerous fuckers in the ocean so looks like it is another point to the mammals.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Not in 140 characters they can't.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's hilarious to me that people think macro evolution similar to what this meme is on about, actually happened, lol. It's quite the myth.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First one of these I've liked. Good post, OP.

9 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 4

I completely forgot that the word like doesn't intrinsically = the facebook like. What a world

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Turtles too!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whales are fucking stupid

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 17

They're doomed anyways

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

So.... They're fucking you?

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

Your mother is not the benchmark for whale-intelligence

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

If only I could favorite a comment.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 300 Dislikes 4

Grrrrrt

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He's a semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This should have been its own post!

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Eh, I'm checking out for the night. All yours, mate.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

On it

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Nice

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is this how it happened?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeah, one day a panda decided to go swimming and it just didn't stop until it became a sea monster.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes. Having the super-powered bone structure and muscle tissue required for life on land was a huge boon in the sea.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Of course not. The illuminati created them on a cloning plant orbiting Neptune. Get woke.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yep. Including it's land ancestor looking like a deer (and, possibly, its closest living relative is the hippo)

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well, I'd say the land ancestors of whales looked more like dog-otters, at least, that's how most reconstructions look.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0