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May 11, 2021 12:30 AM

adohira

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I only hope that someone upvotes this lol

Safe word?

Floss O' Nine Tails is a nice touch

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My safe word is a slap. You can't say a word when you get floss

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

B R Ü S H

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You know I aimed to hail the Little Shop of Horrors references as heroes, but you are now who I bow to.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who dares summon me?

4 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 2

Nice.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/YoWom0CCRKM You'll be a dentist!

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

There it is

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My safe word is "keep going."

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Lol the floss flogger

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If my dentist looked and dressed like that at work I would def go more often.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I must be going to the wrong dentist.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Who is she talking to?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want to go to THAT dentist.

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Never in my life have I flossed. Never had a dentist recommend it. Getting ultrasound cleaning once a year, not very pleasant but meh...

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ask next time. If they don't tell you to floss, consider a different dentist.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Meh, I'm 35 years old, never had caries or bad teeth. I only go once a year for check up and ultrasound plaque cleaning.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shit I need to get to the dentist

4 years ago | Likes 479 Dislikes 3

I just forgot to floss.... what's floss?

4 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

I believe it's the base of the cat-o-nine-tails on the cabinet in the background...

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

v

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I already known my dance moves are fire

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pineapple

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And I’m already scared of my own dentist... v

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

There's no way my dental plan is going to cover this, is there?

4 years ago | Likes 397 Dislikes 1

At 50% rate after your $500 deductible, to a maximum of $1000.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm never going to financially recover from this

4 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Lisa needs braces!

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Dental plan

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You got dental?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah. Still worth it!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just went today and they wanna do $25k of work because of an infection from a bad root canal years back, among other things.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Similar story. The dentist sees me, and I see a new boat in their eyes.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dentists have done me more harm than good

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yea, the wrong dentist can really fuck up your teeth....

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

After bad experiences with dentists, it took me 2 years of daily toothache to finally get back to see 1. But now I have a very good dentist!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When is the best time to schedule a dentist appointment? Tooth hurty.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Toothly if my dentist looked like that I would go more often

4 years ago | Likes 1478 Dislikes 8

I'd brush with epoxy before I went in.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m gonna guuummm

4 years ago | Likes 118 Dislikes 1

underrated comment of the day

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

I am a female and I also choose this man's dentist

4 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

If my dominatrix was a dentist, I would see them more often

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

would still cost about the same...200-400 per cleaning, 1k for cavity filling.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Your insurance sucks. I'm getting 2 veneer replacements for $700 all together

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

that's with no insurance...In Canada, where the dentist doesn't use lead-based fillings. My last filing was 150 same dentist.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And in preparation for it, never floss

4 years ago | Likes 173 Dislikes 0

Oh yes. The safe word is "macaroni" since it's one of the few things that doesn't belong in bed play

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seriously, what's floss?

4 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

I think they are referring to butt floss, my favorite kind of floss.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That cringy Fortfight dance

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's what her stockings are made out of, you know that stringy stuff.

4 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Short hair?

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

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4 years ago (deleted May 11, 2021 3:18 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I had a GP who was hot, wore amazing heels, nosering and headscarf. She paid attention and cared. And I remembered to renew my prescriptions

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Arg! You missed the perfect chance to use toothfully! XD

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ngl I've had some cute hygienists before.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

when she lean into your mouth her boobs spikes will stick you in the face

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Good.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Are you saying that like it's a bad thing?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

no, I had a dental assistant with huge boobs as a teen & she would smother me while cleaning my teeth

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Obstetric forceps go in the other end.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

what's the point of a safeword? you can't speak clearly anyhow. better to give them a squeaky toy to squeeze when its too much.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Just make your safe word "harglghragh!"

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you try to speak then the dom has to check. If they ignore it then they're a shite dom and should be blacklisted.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

My safe word is harder. It's not working out as well as planned.

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Mine is "Snausages", as there is no other good reason for anyone to remember or say this

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“Meatloaf.” Because I’d do anything for love, but I won’t do that.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You glorious bastard I'm gonna have to steal that

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is a horrible safe word. It should be something that would never views during normal play, oh now I get it.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I'm guessing it's working exactly as planned

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pineapple juice

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The fuck is this?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Little Shop of Horrors.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Little Shop of Horrors!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mines "Meatloaf" I'll do anything for love but I won't... you know the rest.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mine is “fluffernutter”

4 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Reading the Columbus Day series are we?

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Hillary 2024

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I got a dentist appointment in eight hours.

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I had one earlier today, half my face is numb right now.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

?

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I have one tomorrow. Or technically she's a dental hygienist, not a dentist.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congrats on the sex!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you floss?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm out of dental floss sadly. I pick my teeth with a knife though, so It's not completely RIP.

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I can hear this GIF

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I loved this scene, patient's a masochist, the dentist is a sadist, but only gets off to unwilling patients so he's so sad about this guy

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wtduck is this from?

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

The scene preceding this is Steve Martin singing https://youtu.be/bOtMizMQ6oM

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not sure but I‘m going with Little Shop Of Horrors.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

This is Bill Murray right?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Correct Seymour

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Say Aaah

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