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Artist: Sam
http://charminglyantiquated.tumblr.com/
Jun 10, 2017 12:57 AM
dEzero
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Artist: Sam
http://charminglyantiquated.tumblr.com/
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
"... kind fishy ..." -- the sailor going down on her girlfriend...
SlippitySlappityLovinLifeAndWife
But does she have a mervag?
ApexCactus
This made me think of This Mortal Coil's cover of Tim Buckley's "Song To The Siren" https://youtu.be/HFWKJ2FUiAQ
TheCreatorChaz
And that's how Starbucks was born
HelpForTheWicked
lesbian comic. how nice.
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
HAH. Fin.
MyCatsAreAttackingMyTV
I hoped she took him down to her world where they lived happily ever after.
ItsMeParker
Where'd the hat go?
BeeCups
Yay interspecies lesbians!
GiveMeYourDownSyndromeVotes
GAY!!!!!!
Fagouter
Yeah...fags
DailyDoseOfAwesomeSauce
@ISeeNipple you may enjoy this
imherenowitsok
And that's how Starbucks was formed
ItzRhino
That guy must really like Starbucks to get that tat.
BC2k2
STILL a better love story than Twilight.
ThereIsAReasonYouAreHere
House every weekend.
ilovetolaughHAHAHA
I was expecting the last panel to be some guy saying 'and thats the story of the Starbucks logo.'
Leaderfuzzy
That's actually really sweet
empmeiisbae
is he cheating on his wife?
SayWhatYouMeanMeanWhatYouSay
Oh good I'm not the only one who went there.
kojenk
the sailor is a lady, thats a former girlfriend
PostmodernSemanticQuagmire
Either way, tattooing someones bust on your bust isn't a great move.
W0lfMan26
That's not how you Freaking put a source. Link directly to the post. They posted this 2 years ago. Here's the direct link:
W0lfMan26
http://charminglyantiquated.tumblr.com/post/92698552078/a-little-love-story-about-mermaids-and-tattoos
FusRoDoodles
Thank you. Tumblr is big and scary.
CrazehCanuck
I was expecting a terrible ending so I read through it again to make sure I didn't somehow miss it
MrNlceGuy
I'd read a book about this. SOMEONE WRITE A BOOK NOW
Mockingbirb
Donnydangaaazone
Nope, just a dude and his fish lover
MKaiser
Nice artwork and story
SomebodyNeedaHug
Guys, it's a "fish-tail" braid
Alphonsevaher
See, I was expecting a Starbucks Logo at the end of this.
sweatyballs6389
As a former sbux barista, me too
yokya
rapemeokrobmoneyarenot
I kinda got lost not knowing when to go up and down or left to right. ...just like sex! Heyyo!
chandelier
Reminded me of:
Sureletsgowiththat
There's a song about this concept; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDhCgAoggX8
ChickensAreGoodPets
A at least I can talk to someone and hey at least theres there's a mouth.
DapperLordDestral
"FWAP FWAP" oh lord
MegaDeuce
They're just tits....
chandelier
ChickensAreGoodPets
FusRoDoodles
I thought they were both female? Somebody better at navigating the mess that is tumblr should investigate for me.
NortherWinslow5
This is why you don't assume gender in 2017.
sassaire
Author of the comic confirmed it's two women.
amglasgow
I think the story works equally well if the sailor is male or female (or whatever).
SEGSan
Mermaids are thought to drown men in the sea. She's a woman, maybe it's that?
IAmAwayInTheOcean
Yes they are :)
FusRoDoodles
Ah, imgur. Post about gender fluidity: "THERE'S ONLY TWO GENDERS!" Insinuation that these are lesbians: "WHY DOES IT MATTER"
glitchead
We don't hate gay people, we're just afraid of one of the four states of matter. Solid, gas, and plasma are fine.
GlassCannon570
We should elect an ambassador or explorer or something to go out and investigate stuff in Tumblr. First, any suggestions for the name?
MadDrDrillBit
i knew something was fishy here
SickOfThisCessPool
Besides the smell?
ChickenUnicorn
Take my upvote you magnificent basturd
lumoize
One of the tags in the tumblr post is nautical lesbians so yes female.
ishotjfktwice
What land loving monster would down vote this !!
FuckMeFuckYou
But..but....the mermaid was looking at the chest tattoo and his/her chest had no boobies. Where are the boobies??
TheMadALoon
https://imgur.com/Hpk9637 There actually is a small line indicating a breast. Although I'm not sure why the artist made it so hard to see.
PatadoX
I thought that was just pecs, but if the artist says dude's a lady dude's a lady.
SpaghettiHitsTheFloor
Probably to emphasise the tattoo? Small boobs as well, the way she's lying makes boobs flatten outward sometimes.
DazzlingCockroach
Does it really matter ?
fluhatinrapper
In the end, does anything really matter?
ishotjfktwice
I put my trust in you
FusRoDoodles
No, but I was curious. I'm a little confused as to why benign curiosity is being chided on a site obsessed with the "two gender" argument.
DazzlingCockroach
I don't see anything chiding in my comment. https://media.giphy.com/media/gPTTdOsD3lEQw/giphy.gif
FusRoDoodles
Well perhaps it matters because there's also comments on this referring to the fact the protagonist can't penetrate the mermaid.
DazzlingCockroach
That's not very inventive.
krapmyself
Pretty sure the human is just an effeminate guy.
derringermeryl
The author tagged it nautical lesbians.
FusRoDoodles
They have breasts in a few shots. It might just be the style of the shirt, but it it looks boob-like.
krapmyself
Idk, the humans shirt was wide open to show off that chest tattoo and there weren't any titties.
IZ42
You can see the curvature of them
IAmAwayInTheOcean
http://charminglyantiquated.tumblr.com/post/92698552078/a-little-love-story-about-mermaids-and-tattoos. Read the tags the author posted
HolyLemons
You don't know how titties behave without a bra do you
krapmyself
They spread apart and get tucked under the armpits? If that's the case, then in hindsight one should've worn a bra more often.
ZOMGNO
I'm a chick, and I thought that was a male chest.
liesuponlies
And then she drowned and ate him as mermaids are wont to do.
Zobaken
*her
ChickensAreGoodPets
MegaDeuce
*her
ZeldaFanNr1
https://youtu.be/ZiyXfcT4xEU
DiceyBusiness
*Her
NoIWillNotTellYouMyUsername
That's sirens, not mermaids
PandAnomoly
totally read that as "she drowned, then ate him..." and I got confused for a good hard minute...
onyxxaphrodite
the lad be a lady.
superanth
When I saw her teeth this is what I was thinking.
hypostatic
They're not mean; just hungry is all.
MermaidLeggings
AYE' SEA TURTLES
itsapirateslifeforme
Did he lash them together with hair from his back?
dumpsterjedi1
Fishy bitches
cyberpunxie
Harold, they're lesbians.
icelaw
Don't mermaids engage in mating with their victim before that, like some insects? For at least, he'd go out "with a bang"
szepasszony
*she
icelaw
No spelling error there, "splooge"
szepasszony
The artist says on their site this is a lesbian love story
icelaw
Ah, oh yeah didn't get that at first, *she went out with a "bang" then, unless the mermaid just "ate her out" What Whaaaat!
kONthePLACE
As is tradition.
Bastlady
Was hoping someone would go there!
HenneryTheManEatingWalrus
So is the pudding
Mechlai
...and then the wolves came
ZionHawk
Aye, and sometimes the other way around
LordStarkillerHimself
WhatShouldIUseForMyUsername
That dude is a lady
ANewBadlyDrawnReactionImageAsIMakeThem
of course it is, it's from tumblr. Heterosexuality is a sin there.
HalfwayHez
"Dude looks like a lady"
BonzerSafe123
YES took the words right out of my mouth
MrPredator
... so how would the clam-slam work exactly?
DidItForScience
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-09/23/5/enhanced/webdr08/anigif_enhanced-6208-1442999579-2.gif
tontoma
Meaning they have 2 fish
IGotLostNEndedUpHere
That should have been your username
sauerteig
greendogblue
@ThatDudeIsALady
Hungryhungryhippogriff
If you look at the panel where she shows the chest tattoo there is no boobs
CocaineOrRaisins
I think there is act. Not that it makes much diff. But there's a shadow lines under the side of the shirt indicating she's a lady.
pecc
Hey now small boobs are boobs too.
TheSublimelyMagnificentJechtUsernameMarkIII
"are won't to do"?
SkyrimForTheDragons
https://www.google.co.in/search?q=are+wont+to+do&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&gws_rd=cr&ei=h1w7Wb7RA8GNvQTb1qrYDg
TheSublimelyMagnificentJechtUsernameMarkIII
No wonder people struggle with english. Fuck sake.
glazedonutt1996
Thank you
IAmAwayInTheOcean
*her
Hungryhungryhippogriff
It's a guy. If you look at the panel where the chest tattoo is shown there's no boobs
Viennha
Yeah I thought in my mind they were androgynous! I feel like it makes it cuter
Leaderfuzzy
Fairly certain that's a guy..
sw77
Went back and read it again because of this, and it is indeed a woman!
IZ42
Nope, tits are almost fully visible in one panel.
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derringermeryl
Author says lesbians
slitlily
Look at the chest tat panel carefully. There's a tit. Plenty of women have a lotta space between, especially if they're small-breasted.
IAmAwayInTheOcean
Nope :)
Leaderfuzzy
Huh! Neat!
HOOMANGUY
DID YOU JUST ASSUME HIS GENDER??
TheMortiestMortyfromC137
Definitely a guy. Look at the chest
DoubleStashed
The chest with the boobs on it? Because that sailor has boobs. I have some of my own; I know them to see them.
TheLedgePusher
We're talking about the mermaid, right?
IAmAwayInTheOcean
http://charminglyantiquated.tumblr.com/post/92698552078/a-little-love-story-about-mermaids-and-tattoos. Look at the tags the author used
Thatguyunderthebridge
I thought woman weren't allowed on boats, bad luck and all
IAmAwayInTheOcean
There are mermaids in this? Pretty sure it's fantasy and historical accuracy has nothing to do with it.
PatadoX
I've heard the same before, but there are some pretty famous women pirates.