Stuff imma laughing at later.

Oct 18, 2017 12:53 AM

somewhatvaguelywitty

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#1 evolution would say otherwise

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

#14 still makes more sense than South Detroit.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 Well that's a dull afterlife

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If Mexican Bowman would cause any damage to a Wall, destroy it at the end of combat.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same goes for lady boners generated.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Plus one for the Dads recipe one alone. Damn.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Halkaas ayaan kuu noqon doonaa

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

marka roobku bilaabo inuu ku shub

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why would you throw away a whole avocado!?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

They waited a minute too long. Went past ripe at the snap of a finger.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What's the problem?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That first dude could probably get laid if he wasn't such a religious cunt. Attitude prevents sex, virginity creates attitude. Catch 22

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Both are choices

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure "why can't you?" means "why can you not?"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#15 - And then they all, f...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't get #8.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you don't "Load 55 more images", and still read the comments they are so random and context-free. It makes them funnier.

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

In this economy?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not since the accident.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guy only brought the sign with him to spring break to hide his erection.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't want the kingdom of God. I want the kingdom of me.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Buy a remote island in the South Pacific. You can be King O Da Coconuts!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where can I get that mouse pad tho?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why would she not simply unwrap the crotch portion first, so Dave's Viagra does not wear off?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Sex Ed in Utah is equally bad. I asked what I condom was and I got sent home for “using such profanity”

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

What year was that?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4-5 years ago

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure if I said "I, condom." I'd be sent home too...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A wise teacher would have answered, "Ketchup, mustard, relish, pickles, etc"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's condom mints. They're delicious.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That guy's face is a cross between judgmental asshole and a fool questioning what he is doing. I hope the fool wins.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The white see-through stockings make it classy!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TIL Mozart invented "chicken head"

8 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 0

i'd be more worried about the dog eating the chocolate than the weed in the brownie

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Need me a freak like mai

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yessssss the Mexican bow

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

heavy works, sometimes like me

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do gay guys send unsolicited dick pics too or just straight guys?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a straight guy with a bunch of gay friends, I'm happy I haven't gotten any dick pics. Idk if they send them to each other though.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've gotten dick pics from a gay guy. Which is confusing because I'm a girl.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes, some do. Usually on dating/pickup sites I'd imagine so they know they're talking to other gay dudes?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're not making the kingdom of god sound like a particularly attractive place to be in.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 4

"In heaven you can have anything and everything you want" "Not that. Not that either. Definitely not that."

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That you equate heaven with utter indulgence and debauchery is kind of telling. (I'm non-superstitious/religious.)

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

What's the payoff for living a repressed and obedient life supposed to be if not that?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You are broadcasting a rather frightening level of diseased sociopathy.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Sweet

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Props to the weirdo religious nutter who made the sign in #1 for spelling deceived properly. That whole i e c shit is tricky.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I like the color shift, too. Nice touch.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Somali translation is actually "Halkaas ayaan kuu noqon doonaa" but that gave me some chortles

8 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

I went to and it just said the same in english. But if you hit the play button the voice says it and it's hilarious!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I translated "Ooga booga shooka muh trigger pull" and it translated to "Please tune the guitar."... Something's fucking broken, I love it.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I’m glad you checked because I was about to have a new phrase

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah... I looked too...

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeah but it will detect it as Somali as the incorrect version

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because a couple of the words are Somalian.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Funny thing is I translated "ooga booga nigga nigga" and got "I've been in my niece". I'm not sure how I feel.

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Warm?

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Weird. For me, it didn't translate it at all. Just repeated it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know, I translated it too. I think that the Somali language just might be a tad fucked up...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I heard some folks at 4chan are sabotaging Google translate somehow.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Weaponised autism at its finest...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mozart WAS a naughty little shit, and a pervert, too. Watch the movie Amadeus.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, to be fair, I think mozart was a bit more characterized in the film. Still plenty of evidence for his wicked sense of humor 1/

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In his letters though.

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