kelrisk1283
100465
1989
33
Yes be more realistic
May 5, 2021 4:55 AM
kelrisk1283
100465
1989
33
Yes be more realistic
SwedishFlopper
Yeah people that shave their long hair with a razor are doing it wrong. Like bro, hair clipper first and fine shave with razor
Bubbells
Or a bear, what type I'll let you choose. However there are several in Chicago that would probably volunteer.
GoNAVYNo1
... yet that is a fine pair of legs!
sf111
csmucpg
I never actually noticed that. Sh1t. Now that's going to annoy me...
Tricorder
Or a Wookiee...
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amp99
rainbowsnaildesign
No joke! An angry, PMS driven gorilla.
Ketheres
Pay me enough and I'll be your gorilla.
ChristopherHallett
Shaving freshly WAXED legs, even!
mrsdowneyjr
Billie
SwedishFlopper
I always ask my girlfriend if I should shave my legs. And she says she doesn't care. But if she did I'd shave my legs and armpits.
BlatantlyInconspicuous
I'm a guy that shaves my armpits and legs, highly recommend. Less odour from armpits. Find out if you and Mrs like how it feels
DomZombie
Feeling cute. Might shave later. idk
Fraggleish
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
Using this logic me and my dad's idea to have alcoholics advertise beer would work.. "Listen guys, i've road tested it. It's good"
2graves
I skipped while shaving in the shower today. Blood...
surroundedbytwits
RiverRoyal
Now follow up with a raw egg. I’ve never seen a mountain gorilla react to a TikTok prank before...
smidkid
If you shave a man's back he'll purr like a walrus
BlastingRopeToWaluigiHentai
They shaved a gorilla - and taught him how to wrestle. His name is Doc Gallows.
falconuruguay
I've said something similar regarding toilet paper...absorbing water is nothing...absorb a turd, now you have my attention!
FairweatherHobbyist
I enjoyed the one where they shaved in a shark cage a few years back.
kyzentun
"Okay, actress who has not been able to work for two months, time for the shaving scene. We gotta get this on the first take."
kyzentun
It's kinda dumb how women have to have already shaved legs to get a role for a shaving commercial.
StevieTheAussie
It’s so that when they wipe away the shaving cream with the “razor” you see a shaved leg and assume it’s because of their product.
bikergeek6249
I'm a crossdresser and I'm hairy as a Wookiee. I volunteer as a tribute.
dontrike
Men's razor commercials are the same. I think there's only one that actually shows a full beard being shaved.
RummageSaleBubbler
I'd settle for yak shaving.
jherazob
I do that frequently
SpringXChicken
illogicalphallusies
what they are trying to fake is "you dont know how much hair is under this cream, but its the exact same amount as you have"
smilefromaveil
Also, show people that look a bit out of shape advertising exercise equipment. Not fully buff people getting more buff
FunkyCake
And actual cream being spread out on the face in skin care commercials. Not creamless fingers rubbing a cheek
ToucanReflection
Yes and show all types of people enjoying a resort vacation - be real!
FunkyCake
Or people actually taking that bite of a Nutellla slice of bread
KapitanMarkovka
And show people who act normal when they're using a washing machine, and not smiling like a psycho.
ControversialLeftistLesbian
Smiling like a psycho is how I keep other people out of the laundromat* until I'm done.
ControversialLeftistLesbian
*pre-pandemic. Now it has a limit of two people at a time and distance markers.
LilyBellGiantess
And why is she only shaving her shin? Do her calf, ankle, and knee not get hairy?
BlacknCrimsonRose
I mean, my calf and knee dont get hairy. But, my hair grows so slow, light, & thin I only have to shave ankle to mid-shin every other month.
LilyBellGiantess
Due to chronic eczema, I shave my legs with a foil electric shaver. It's not as close, but I don't care.
sociallyawkwardintrovertthoughts
tbh, my calves and ankles don't, neither do the backs of my knees.
INeverWaitForIt
Honestly, the only area that would impress me on a razor would be the crotch area.
DakotaWolf
Sharp enough to glide and cut the hair without pulling, but not enough to seriously cut anything sensitive. Less pulling less bumpy skin ^.-
Bakerin0
Right? Even if its a "sex sells" thing, like, thighs?
Brandy321
show me a video of the first shave of spring. then i'll be impressed
mrsdowneyjr
Billie razors does
DarwinsWeasel
Here you go: https://www.facebook.com/uniladmag/videos/579710572770609/
NinjaCongo
Shedding the winter coat.
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Imakethingsweird
"What followed was illegal in 58 states and, oddly, half of the international space station"
JustAnotherVictimOfAmbientMorality
Fun fact: every module of the ISS is technically the jurisdiction of the manufacturing country.
TikkaMasalaBaby
The Russian half of the ISS?
TheInitiated
I like the humor. Is this an actual quote?
Imakethingsweird
Its from a bert-strip, something with a kisscam
JaromirAzarov
If it's too long, cut it down to .5mm with a hair clipper first. Makes your life much easier...
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
Exactly
PaleAsFuck
Who got trimmers and a razer? I just do a little bit at a time. And clean razer after every swipe
SerenePrincess013
I've got clippers & a razor, but only bc I used to shave the mats out of my cats' fur, before I got a better grooming kit for them.
Cammynewbs
I have trimmers and a razor. But i have a beard.
JaromirAzarov
Trimmers are very useful for styling pubes and beards...
Axianamos
I dont even use a razor anymore. I just use the trimmer to keep my beard managed.
DesperateDunn365
But never on the area itself. I made that mistake once when k was young and naive. Ballsack and trimmer do not go well together.
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Lampmonster
Hell, I cut my hair with them from time to time. Put on the guide, be very thorough.
JaromirAzarov
Well, yeah. I usually cut my son's hair and use it to get the rough work done before switching to scissors.
PaleAsFuck
I don't have a beard. Not able to grow one. Being a woman sucks.
jomi20806
And you will never have a beard with that attitude
VaardArk
You underestimate the power of testosterone supplements!
Thesaya
Nor pubes?