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Dec 28, 2016 6:39 AM
SoCalConnerr
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SubtleOrc
Don't tell me how to eat pizza
Blahmeistah
I really, really hope I´ve won the biggest poo three days ago. My after-Christmas eve dump was amazing
dragonthc
The first woman to ever have twins? Twins have been a thing since before humans.
dixieRedhead
All the dogs...
eldorel
I've played "Parkour tag" in a trampoline gym with a bunch of people from a local parkour gym. They called the outdoor version "splat"...
imminentloudness
You're not in traffic, you are traffic.
NeedtofavouritetheseWallpapers
I'd like to imagine farting being contagious.
NicholasLeptich
That last one is also false. United Airlines would kill you first
forResearchPurposesOnly
Haven’t heard about acid rain because world governments enacted restrictions on certain chemicals in the 90’s. They been largely successful.
Urumii
#1 happened. Look up "Storror Chase Off".
greenking13
BenSnow97
Don't worry, you all would forget 99% of it (with the remaining 1% being the most embarrassing)
BenSnow97
#16 It's called incognito mode
PhailRaptor
#18 IDK, depends on the porn...
IsolemnlyswearIamuptonogoodstartedmakintroubleinmyneighbourhood
#2: Neighbours named their kid the same as our dog. Then told us to stop calling him because their kid got confused. Well duh
AwesomeWelles
Actually, I was fully and painfully aware it was the biggest.
RealAgentSRK
#2 Happened to me, and it really pissed me off.
HighFunctioningSociopath221B
#18 Jesus, how true!
thornamyte
I would say vomiting can be contagious.
Blanch528
I procrastinate the side quests too though..
andrewtater
If my deuce is bigger than normal, I think it could be the biggest one of the day, so I'm guessing the actual person has a suspicion
MTBadgers
#1 ooh, do i have news for you... https://youtu.be/A3_Ieginod4
Zombeavers
#4 why is this so true???
HurricaneShade
I always shoot for the biggest poo of the day.
ItsyaboyGunny
What if orgasms were contagious?
CreasedDenim
Dr Doom is the good guy. https://m.reddit.com/r/comicbooks/comments/2ktuee/doom_explains_his_vision_for_the_world_to_the/?compact=true
Jaspek
#22 is due to the significant reduction in acid rain, it's caused by specific pollutants. The EPA has done a great job regulating emissions.
DaisukeAramaki
The hero we needed. +1
BenSnow97
#2 No, we call the monkey Jack
houtaku
Not true. Source: I pooed to biggest poo and I knew it.
superupload
#4 Malena Morgan
alphanumerikk
You're doing the Lord's work my son.
Odicium
I’ve come from the future to bless you with this new and improved dot. Behold: ⚫️
MoJoCreatior
I'm a girl, and as soon as I saw #4, i immediately remembered her from porn
ringadingdingbaby
If we are supposed to be 'Noahs Ark' we really fucked that one up.
funkmaster40
If we were the best, like so good it was the only thing they saved, imagine how fucked up the last place must have been!
ringadingdingbaby
Holy shit, never even thought of that.
Chalybos
Maybe we're the Australia of the galaxy.
Ummthatoneguy
I'm a parkour instructor and done parkour for 7 years. Would anyone be interested on watching parkourists play tag in first person??
SoCalConnerr
Ummm... YESS!!
etotheipiplus1
Absolutely!!
Batorules
fuck yes
vampyrita
I would!
shakkabraaaah
yep
hippybobby
.
qwerty4007
Yes, but closer to the ground. We can watch news regarding Syria if we want to see people dying.
Ummthatoneguy
Hahaha, I've actually never seriously hurt myself. I once broke my right forearm but that's it
qwerty4007
That's good news, but if we start making tournaments of high-speed, skyscraper tag, players are bound to topple to the ground eventually.
idontwantafunnyname
I doubt op will deliver, but yeah, I would love that!
Ummthatoneguy
Of course I would. All I need is a go pro now. So you're all gonna have to wait till I can buy or borrow one
AnagramName
To my fellow randos, he has not delivered
milfos
tag me when you upload it :D
Ummthatoneguy
I'll make sure to do so. Either I could make enough money to buy one or you guys will have to wait until I can borrow one from a friend
DanLim
please do!