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Far cry 5
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DiddyMao20XX
I think roughly 1/2 of the civilians I've saved from fanatical cultists have been summarily mauled by mountain lions.
Wrathlayer
Canadian geese were too busy, they sent a cousin.
Exemlot
That not a fix, it's an acknowledgement.
CasualBrit
I like "Female Tieflings can now blink again". WHAT changed since last patch to break this? Neverwinter in like 2016
Maahes0
Likely they released a new item and someone was working on modeling it, and may have disabled the blinking while testing, and forgot.
CivilRationality
Bit of an understatement really.
Toofwess
Not even a flamethrower can stop the turkey. Now we know what to do when Elon fulfills his destiny and becomes a supervillian.
trazen
LMG all the way, kills wolves with like 3 shots
LightStriker
Descendant of the Assassin Turkey.
My personnal contribution to Assassin's Creed 3 ;)
Pachydyptes
I saw one take on several peggies and win. They should've kept them overpowered, it was hilarious.
Devinnar
Youre walking along a deserted road having just killed a turkey with a flamethrower when from far behind you, you hear a turkey gobble.
Devinnar
You look behind you and see nothing, so you keep walking. Minutes pass and you hear it again, slightly closer. You get nervous.
Devinnar
After a few minutes pass you dont hear anything so you look behind you again only to see a flaming turkey aiming for your face!
Prowler2142
How bout the patch note from dwarf fort where they fixed the cats dying of alcohol poisoning.
ProCheeseburger
I just started playing last night... I don’t really like how many dogs I’ve had to kill and the turkeys are way over powered.
Smg1121
It's South Park all over again
ChrisThrasher
I wouldve left the turkey op for the lulz.
paladindansesgirlfriend
Turkey is still too powerful
Ameatyloaf
How about when I go to loot a body and I end up throwing my gun on the floor for their garbage. Even though the action is "loot X"
theBEARDEDarchaeologist
Well stop using an xbox... Never have that problem on PS4
Qualtagh
Dwarf Fortress has the greatest patch notes. A sampler: Stopped aerial births. Vampire accuses baby of killing victim. 1/?
Qualtagh
Dwarf children die from embarrassment at not being dressed at age 2. Cats dying for no reason - alcohol poisoning? 2/3
Qualtagh
Incorrect use of "whom" in elf.txt. Giraffe is trainable for war. 3/3
AgamemnonsMemes
The first time i went up against the turkey, it entirely explained why americans need assault rifles for hunting that thing is a beast
WillyXIII
Yup. As an avid Turkey hunter, I have always needed armor piercing rounds on them.
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
lol to be fair these were the first animals I encountered, and I ignored them. They fucked my shit up. I mean at least partially it was >
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
>because I was laughing so hard, but still.
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
took me a full 15 seconds to calm myself down enough to go "okay, this is a problem, I need to deal with it."
plainoldfool
I seriously want to play this game but I'm not sure I want to pay $60 (Steam).
itsChuckles
i usually wait for a sale, or the GOTY edition.
Virunuss
I think about if I'm gonna get long-term use out of video game before buying these days. If it's not something I can see myself playing >>
Virunuss
>> for more than a few months I tend to avoid it until it goes on at -least- a 50% stale on steam or whatever. [for AAA $60 games anyway]
Virunuss
(sale*)
ScootinNtootin
It's a very decent game considering all the crap that has come put in the last year. Maybe one of the only ones worth $60
plainoldfool
I'm not saying it's not worth the price. I'm just saying I can't justify spending $60 on a game
theBEARDEDarchaeologist
Get a dehumidifier
Neerpus
Jesus Christ
theBEARDEDarchaeologist
I'm sorry
SarminBandit
Aw damnit. I wanted this to become the FC5 hallmark
ScootinNtootin
Like Ghandi being a nuclear war monger in civ
SarminBandit
Hell, in Civ revolutn he was the first and only one to declare war on me. I tell you, that boy ain't right
TheDarkNerd
Extreme pacifism will do that to you. Accept democracy, everyone expects you to be even more peaceful. That will push you over the edge.
Frogthebountyhunter
That and that cunt Genghis Khan. Fuck that traitor.
SarminBandit
Have you even seen Gorgo? I kill an entire civ and she calls me a pussy for not being at war with someone. I KILLED EVERYONE
emtlynn15
Have you seen the fucking wolverines? I watched one merc a whole farm of people!
theBEARDEDarchaeologist
They'll bite your dick off
rickythewolfie
is a little annoying, arrow to the head of human enemy, instant kill. Arrow to head of turkey just pisses it off
ved79a
Because you miss the brain every time.
theBEARDEDarchaeologist
There's a video on YouTube of a guy killing two turkeys with one arrow (in real life). It's gnarly.
angrybook
Is that the one with the special arrow tip that slices their heads clean off?
theBEARDEDarchaeologist
Yeah razors in a + shape basically
kythorn
ExOneOneSeven
AtsaMattaForYou
spaceasaurus
Benjamin Franklin wanted the turkey to be the national bird of the US
theBEARDEDarchaeologist
It is a majestic motherfucker
Shamorza
True, also interesting to know: Kemal Ataturk wanted America to become Turkey's national bird... too bad there's no bird called America.
MarkOfTheCovenant
It still is in my heart. Idk why you got downvoted because that is true.
kuba913
2 downvotes isnt enough to comment ehy someone has been downvoted
MarkOfTheCovenant
Says who. Show me the rules stating this. Pretty sure I can comment how ever the fuck I want.
PuppermintJerryJr
Some people just like to downvote.
WarPatron
Actually that’s untrue. He was arguing that it was a better choice than the eagle as a way to sway opinion away from choosing the eagle.
pinkcatmakeupbag
What did he want then?
WarPatron
Not the eagle. He argued that it is a scavenging bird, that isn't/shouldn't be a symbol of strength.
spaceasaurus
Ben Franklin suggested (gasp) the TURKEY instead of the bald eagle
adriedupoldprune
More french prostitutes probably. Dude was wild.
Mrphy28
Best comment ever!
pyrrhlis
Eyyy
Iankill
This is something you let become a meme before patching it out like carp in dwarf fortress
gmnbln
What was wrong with the carp?
Iankill
It had a bite attack which caused a fight whenever a dwarf tried to fish it which often resulted in them falling into the river drowning
rauche
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/692326476201529344/lA56j2C4_400x400.png
ZircZZ
The mighty Turkey. Slayer of Heroes, Conquerer of Worlds.
ThefluteCaptainPicardplayedfirstinhisimaginationtheninreallife
Virginia Tech says: https://giphy.com/gifs/3KZuZEDsLvESk/html5
davemymindisgoingicanfeelit
I Am Become Turkey, Destroyer of Worlds.
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
theyre descended from velociraptors
thelostcarrot
Gobble gobble mother fucker.
Jagzzon
They are indeed terrifying. But when did this patch drop? Haven’t got it yet on PS4 (Living in Sweden).
WolfRexV3
Sounds like a match against the ravenous wattlegobbler
Thomk114
Dinner during christmas
Koffeinmannen
Only because they allow it!
ArgyleNate
Cuz they said "Fuck Thanksgiving".
HEdblHockeysticks
Fucksgiving? Horrible holiday. It’s always a pain in the ass and I’ve nothing to give.
Koffeinmannen
And Dad has so much. It's not fair!
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YiAt4yt0sE There was a reason
Lazarillo
That's like something out of the Terminator. Turkeynator?
Mimsey
"Oh look, a bull."
saturos01
Bison
Mimsey
Bye, son.
Norwaymc
Basically all the animals were too powerful. 2 shots to the head with a shotgun does not kill a wolf?
hammersquirrel
The eagles on the crop circle mission...
Homek
I've gone over to machine gun hunting. Get the M60 and nothing withstands more than a longer salvo.
shhep
Animals straight from Karol May novels. Empty two revolvers into puma's eyes? Puma don't care.
RepostFromLastWeek
I only hunt with dynamite and RPG's. I learned it after I got killed by a skunk or some other small bastard.
LIamanator
A .50 cal will do the trick against everything. It's a bit costly, though.
TheHermanCrab
4 magazines into a bear and it still slaps me silly
sinbinrugger
The honey badgers in 4 were fucking idiotically strong too.
ThePunisherJB3
I mean, I know a guy who shot a grizzly bear 37 times with a nitro express and it still kept coming. So, it might not be as wrong as you say
TrumpRapesChildren
Jesus.. We're they 37 blank cartridges?
Mahanos
While I agree, they have to be careful not to make them pushovers, also. Game Design > Realism sometimes. It's why the wingsuit is awesome.
Norwaymc
Yeah of course, farcry games have often revolved around the the danger of walking outside of a car and this, it is just annoying when 1/2
Norwaymc
A skunk can kill a dude that just took down two outposts alone
Mahanos
I feel you. Two shotgun blasts to a wolf's face, even in a Far Cry game... Probably should be dead.
TangoIndiaTangoSierra
In Far Cry, weapons have 'damage' not 'lethality' :|
Jubelix
Yeah, i think the game would be extremely stale if it only took one shot to takedown animals/humans
RepostFromLastWeek
Rifle head shot from not too far kills the 'normal' cult members.
TangoIndiaTangoSierra
I like realism, i mean even +200% health they kill you in two shots/hits
TangoIndiaTangoSierra
*shrugs*
Jubelix
Yeah same, i think they should balance it out so it wouldnt take a magdump to kill but also it shouldnt kill in one to two shots
Jubelix
Should kill on 1-2 shots when its a headshot
atkinsongl
I've learned the best way to hunt: With a truck
IDontActuallyHaveUsername
Fuck trucks. You can get helicopter with miniguns AND rockets under 4k iirc
Norwaymc
Yes, weird part is that normal enimies goes down fine, often one shot with pistol to head, but a wolf? Five shotgun slugs
RanchWilder
Y'all should try spearing everything with the shovel. Beat most of the game with only that.
VanBrewton
Thank you for the laugh, my girlfriend has killed more deer with her car than her dad has with anything.
Satherian
Explosives man. Damaged, but dead
theBEARDEDarchaeologist
I've started just using the .50 Cal to hunt everything. Including helicopters.
MattMcC980
Just got the semi auto .50 everything shall die
theBEARDEDarchaeologist
Me too, I just had the bolt action before, and the SA50 is much, much more fun.
MyBucketOfScapulas
I got sprayed by a skunk, passed out, and woke up captured by the cult. I like to think the skunk turned me in for the bounty.
iamspartan1262
It could have been a hallucination from that faith bitch. She keeps popping up disguised as a wolverine and turns into a pissed off bear
ArtemisFolly
Still better than John's region. I can defend myself from the hallucinations. Not so much two or three trucks worth of peggies at once
iamspartan1262
I've been using a sniper with a silencer, you can usually pick them off as they're driving toawrd you
theBEARDEDarchaeologist
The Henbane is trippy dude
theclassiest
Basically my only complaint about the game. Half a magazine into a mountain lion and that bitch still gonna come at me like he's on PCP
IAmJustHereToCommentAndLaugh
Try the bow. An arrow to the head kills a wolf. While he is charging you can't miss the head.
RearAdmiralObvious
Meanwhile peaches get killed it one guy flanks her
Wrextasy
I mean they’re on drugs. Bliss specifically.
bbirbb
Mountain lions are actually known for being insanely tough.
Tythagoras
I know many people who have hunted them and no one has said they are tough. 9mm takes them down easily, and that caliber only tickles bears
TangoIndiaTangoSierra
Why don't you fight a Moose. No, no, I wouldn't make you do that
doubledoubleanimalstyle
Hey would I need to play the previous Far Cry before I play this one? Like in order to understand anything?
BladeMcCloud
Nope. All standalone, but with similar gameplay mechanics.
JewAndMe4Ever
Nah but you should play Far Cry 3. Great game
likechocolateforchocolate
Probably not each one is a different setting. Island. Crazy people. You have guns. Pew pew.
TheRubberoboGang
To be fair all the animals are on bliss in the game soo...
diehardlance
I’m getting sick of animals turning into meth heads
ARSONlST
Bears take 2 body shots from a 50cal
TheBlizzardWizard
But what about a bear on cocaine?
CasualWaterboarding
I’ve heard of black bears running hundreds of yards after being double lunged with a 300 magnum.
ComeJoinTheMurder
Yeah but a 50cal to the vitals and there's really going to be nothing left. To imagine that it runs away is a bit crazy
Wernerr
I hate it when a small deer doesn't die from a rifle headshot and then i have to run for 2 mpnths to catch it
LookAtMYFancyUsername
.50cal solves all your problems
Chettbrosley
I hunt with the silenced m60, and just run full speed at animals and spray them. Bow hunting is almost impossible
KnightWang
I've been hunting only with the bow and it's easier than you think, especially with upgrades. It is dumb that it takes 2-3 headshots though.
Chettbrosley
I killed a single pronghorn with a headshot, while it was laying down. Yet hitting most cultists anywhere will kill them immediately
Norwaymc
Yeah same, I have almost only played the game since it came out, and that is currently my only complain as well
dingofdong
Whereas I mostly played it before it came out, not since
Thundernuts123
There is such thing as a beta tester.....
ThemHardNutz
Your a beta!