Fastest slice in the East.

Jan 31, 2020 11:37 AM

maybeitstreason

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I love how she cracks herself up. My wife does that

6 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 3

I love that laugh so damned much!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you make them preposterously fast, you don't have to pay for all that expensive animation.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

damn cute

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s funny, when the vid is cropped to hide the TikTok logo, people love it!

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 4

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Oh hey I went to school there

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That smile is so cute..

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Noone: . Memes: *continues to use the 'noone' meme*

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Adorable

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I call fake, she didn't teleport behind it.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When did the Academy start wearing the prop and wings on the parade dress uniform?

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

When did the Air Force ever carry a sword into combat?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It was 2016, they brought it back in the name of heritage and tradition

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

At least not before 2015

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I was there in 2012, has to be a new thing. Looks good, but must be uncomfortable.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fast Neat Average

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That “Nobody:” line does nothing to help the joke. It isn’t necessary. Knock it off.

6 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 12

the only meme I currently dislike more is "the perfect ____ doesn't exist..."

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeah, how did that start? Was it appropriated from a tribe of people who didn't understand humor and thought it did help the joke somehow?

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Do you remember Bitstrips on Facebook about 5 years ago? It was my first realisation that most people I knew were awful at creating jokes.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

r/uselessnobody

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Adorable

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I love her smile and laugh.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nobody: _____ People who think they are funny: *Adds 'Nobody: ' to everything*

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

she's cute. i hope she doesn't mind my face mask

6 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 32

Is this a joke about.... sᴘᴇʀᴍ?

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

No, it's a joke about ???????????

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

That smile!

6 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 4

Super cute smile!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Agreed! The entire transition of stoic stare, to small grin, to sudden full face lighting up with joy and amusement is extremely endearing.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Right??? She's freaking adorable

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I dunno... seems fake..

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Wrath from FMA is looking pretty good

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Meanwhile I keep watching the little shining thing sticking up and it never moves from the top half as it slides. Made me think it's pulled.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kinda like a little needle sticking in it and a string of some kind. I dono, just cant unsee it now.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

fuck asians are gorgeous..

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where does one find a gorgeous fuck Asian?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well done sir. Lol

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 903 Dislikes 0

This is the only comment allowed

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Don't pay no attention to that alkie. He can't even hold a gun, much less shoot it.

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Well raise my rent.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, if it isn’t the Waco Kid

6 years ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 0

Steady as a rock. Ya, but I shoot with this hand.

6 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

The American iai, the quickdraw

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

HOw about a nice round of applause for the Waco Kid

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well don't just sit there, how about a round of applause for the Waco kid

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Blazin' Saddles. Funny movie.

6 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

. I need to watch that movie. Been putting it off for years. (Dear future self, WATCH THE GODDAMN MOVIE)

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Turd Fergusen, funny guy

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Is nobody asking why an air force (I'm assuming) needs a sabre?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Air pirates.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It’s part of the parade uniform for seniors. Ceremonial, I’ve had mine on my wall since graduation.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She is a flight commander and the saber is a traditional symbol of command in the military.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also. It's not like the armored divisions and the air force weren't born out of the cavalry. Traditions and symbols never die.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

So you can swing it at the enemy during the flybye

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fly BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ummm dress blues with a sword....

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Cuz they’re sweet

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fastest slice in the West. The US Air Force Academy is in Colorado.

6 years ago | Likes 485 Dislikes 4

WEast

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Of course that's one of the Big Three. Way too clever for the Citadel or Norwich.

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Haha we always had ways to deal with being stuck on the yard

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought the other two would be West Point and the Naval Academy? Or did I miss the joke...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

West Point, Annapolis, and the Air Force Academy are the Big Three, but there are other private Military Academies that are... different.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yeah, but Colorado is east of Japan...? Nevermind, shutting up now.

6 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 1

Everything is east, if you go long enough.

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Don't tell that to the flat earthers, they wouldn't know what to do with that nugget

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Its also west.

6 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Since the earth is flat now are the cardinal directions nonexistent then?

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

You are east of yourself.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hubwards, rimwards, turnwise and widdershins. Works like a charm.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Spinward and widdershins works too

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

v

6 years ago | Likes 740 Dislikes 5

Obviously not real, he throws it to the side.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

would be hilarious if completely different types of meat fell down afterwards

6 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 0

Am I a joke to you?

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Reminds of old Mortal Kombat when a fatality gibs a guy and 10 skulls, 5 rib cages, and 20 femurs fall to the ground.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or like a bird that was in half.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fukken zatoichi right there

6 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 2

That was a beautiful movie

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Watch the original tv series. Even better.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've yet to get my hands on it but I hear it's amazing

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can probably torrent a few. There are 26 films and 4 Seasons of TV series, 26 episodes each. You’ve got your work cut out.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Beat Takashi acting legend right there

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Video is funny, "Nobody:" caption kind of ruins it.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 8

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I'm not trying to show off that I don't like it. It's just stupid and makes no fucking sense. It belongs on r/comedyhomicide.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Wow, you mean a popular cultural meme isn't to everyone's taste or sense of humour? Whoever heard of such a remarkable thing?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm sure I'd love to argue the point, but seriously. You've sent that to 5 other people. Is this really the hill you must die on?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Hmm... it's almost like complaining about the meme is as annoying as you say the meme itself is...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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6 years ago | Likes 993 Dislikes 5

Cute

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's one of my favorites.

6 years ago | Likes 157 Dislikes 0

I’m glad y’all are commenting on how good she is, because it made me watch it again. I just thought she missed on the first swing.

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I'm scaroused by this

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm scareroused

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Chicks with swords, always adorable.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

She's so good. For those who have tried this, you know just how impressive this is

6 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 1

Even if you just know about swords its impressive. The edge and strike so much needs to be in top form to work.

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I could easily do this. It's not that hard. You just slicey slicey, right? Here, hold my beer.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dat edge alignment tho. fuck she's good

6 years ago | Likes 118 Dislikes 1

Fun fact: the sturdy construction of the katana blade gives it great degree of self-alignment (not saying it wasn’t impressive)

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

yes, i was aware of the katanas ability to align itself due to the curve. thank you for pointing it out tho, not many people know that

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Japanese swords were not very good compared to other swords in that era though

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That might not be true. Could be actually pretty even. https://youtu.be/5djVkOgu8vs

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They had their uses. Much like other swords. One thing to consider is that the main use of the katana was initially cutting down peasants.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was under the impression that's largely thanks to the curvature (which is created because of how the katana is made)

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That’s one and the same. It’s due to how back heavy the blade is, and the quenching process, that it’s so distinct

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Glorious Nippon steel

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

*Laughs in European crucible steel*

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

*laughs in cold-rolled modern structural steel*

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0