Mini Phone Dump

Apr 27, 2021 6:51 PM

Rorysaurus

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"Wake the F*** up, samurai. We have a city to burn."

Mrs. Doubtscience?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like some of these are missing their “Nobody: “ formats.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Live long and prosper cat

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pelicans should have been aborted by God, what a bunch of abominations.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 I don't see a difference, is the left one the new hi-res mod?

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

#13 did he use a teddy bear for the hair?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#8 is this worse than the sonic curry

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#26 his name is Lloyd Christmas.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mrs Doubt-Hire

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cat looks like Oliver tree

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 can anyone stop him? I thought he would run out of ideas like 4 years ago.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 Hannibal Lecter's cat

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gah, no! Get that thing away! And don't give it any ideas. It's stupid enough to try them out.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ha, we're safe. You won't catch Trump even pretending to do work.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#8 Japan?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#6 yoink

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 Hey Look, it's Mrs. Dumpsterfire!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

bowl haircut fack smol deck skinneh cunt eet more wankur

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#12 That mouth needs a bigger hole.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can has edgy boy scritches?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The one on the left is a shoebill stork, not a pelican.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

That was bothering me as well, so thank you internet stranger

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#16 the rare double punchline... Take your +1.

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Oh, beautiful. I didn't get the second punchline on first scroll.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why does your cat have a bowl cut?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:41 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Your cat is adorable.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#5 Mrs Wronghire.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

if that cats name isn’t pjotr op better stops shitposting

4 years ago | Likes 171 Dislikes 1

bruce catinson

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's Sminem

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yvgeni

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i’d be fine with this one too

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Björn

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

AND John?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, björner

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What?

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

cat tax clearly is of russian origin

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

The cat isn't wearing an Adidas tracksuit, though, so you can't be sure.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

looks like she’s squatting tho

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#26 that's the most russian/slav cat I've ever seen! Give it an Adidas dress and a motel vodka bottle for finishing touch

4 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

I just see Isaac Hempstead Wright.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't determine if motel vodka is actually a thing or if your phone went nuts autocorrecting molotov cocktail

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You know those 2 dl small extremely low budget vodka bottles in a cheap motel. кошка ссать водку 0,2 литра. Or is this a eastern Euro thing?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm honestly unsure. I've never been in a super cheap motel, I think they only have Bibles here in US though

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's the vodka you find at a motel. Just try not to think about the quality.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If you're drinking vodka at a motel, I don't think vintage is what's on your mind.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Or whatever the vodka analogue of vintage is. Does terroir work?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0