CeeSquared574
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me irl
Aug 3, 2016 2:30 AM
CeeSquared574
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hunglikehodor
I feel like if you don't occasionally have suicidal thoughts, you're not paying close enough attention.
Dexidus
More.
CeeSquared574
I'm not a bot for those that keep saying that
IllusionsPlay
#7 But the joke's on me. I don't own a car.
Surgas
Wonder how many ignored the dump from #2 and downwards to go comment on #1?
Framperton
None of this shit was funny, downvoting faggot OP as programmed.
CeeSquared574
SpaceKitties
Are you okay?
CeeSquared574
Ehh, been better.
SpaceKitties
Need to talk about it?
QuixoticelixirMama
As a married woman on birth control, #1 is probably in the top 5 most yuck feelings.
DiddyDollar
I've never had this problem with girls, they seem to want it! But I agree with you, I never understood why they loved it so much.
Snotty128
Not saying theres anything at all wrong with the way you feel, but some girls dont like it, some are ok with it, and some absolutely need it
ListenHereYouLittleShirt
Weird, literally every girl I have ever been with has been super into it. Even when it was like "lol no, I'm not an idiot".
Writeacomment
remember the community rules
UnhelpfulAnswers
Holy shit OP, you okay?
4chanAllahu
px04
A+ username
PolaroidPuffin
OP, who hurt you?
22ndCenturyTransient
life
CeeSquared574
PolaroidPuffin
Sadman
palaeastur
Drake's exgirlfriends.
PolaroidPuffin
https://1833.fm/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/artworks-000056264417-f9059w-t500x500.jpg
BourbonAndBeethoven
Last one: phrasing.
IAmSlightlyBelowAverage
buttercupbutt18
Lol one of my friends says this all the time. I didn't realize it was a common phrase. Unless... Goon?
uhhhphrasing
You rang?
Muffinman41
I've never had a chicken that didn't know you came in her
Muffinman41
chicken? damn autocorrect
TemetNosce000
WardStradlater
Op, you okay bud? I feel like you're reaching out to us.
ShhhhhNobodySeesMe
Is it a requirement for #11 to be in EVERY dump??
julsiescoolsies
Shut up Richard
ShhhhhNobodySeesMe
Who's Richard...?
Sansaismyspiritanimal
#1 is how I ended up prego..
lupinic
That's just stupid on their behalf. Do it. Lie. And then tell them when you're out of slapping range.
ListenHereYouLittleShirt
I feel like that's how most people end up preggo.
Sansaismyspiritanimal
Probablly
NipplesOfTheNorth
Holy shit that's P0J0. On the front page?!
CeeSquared574
He is a wise man
NipplesOfTheNorth
are you a witness?
CeeSquared574
i am, are you?
NipplesOfTheNorth
holy shit yeah message me
ButtAmbassador
#1 is why you always specify exactly where you want him to cum *before* you start having sex
BourbonAndBeethoven
Name says it all.
KaliDogs
In your professional opinion, what would the name "Molly" imply?
CheeseEatingMonkey
In the butt ?
Chickenlicker
Why is it her responsibility? If it happens, guy and girl need to both get ready to accept parenthood, it's both their fault.
UltraBooster
"Dont wear your seat belt, the other drivers should know better than to hit you"
Chickenlicker
ButtAmbassador's analogy as 'the other driver': "The damage to your car is your fault, you didn't tell me where to hit you when I crashed.
FatalMerlin
Ladyboo87
I dunno, seems a little awkward to me. Before we do this, I just want you to know, cum on my tits.
lupinic
"Anywhere but inside me" is a common one.
IMadeThisAccountToDownVoteStuff
That's how you get it in the face.
lupinic
Some people really like that.
Ladyboo87
I'll admit to using that one lol.
lupinic
And has @IMadeThisAccountToDownvoteStuff 's comment below held true?
lupinic
That said... one time I told someone to get "Any beer but Becks" and they brought Becks... sooo...
thatoneguywhoyouthoughtwasryanrenaldssexclamation
In the butt?
nightsider
In the butt.
ButtAmbassador
Always in the butt.
YouAreMyFetish
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
hilhas1
What what
Azasloth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3y5AaAx_PwQ
queenoflurking
In the butt.
liability638
I said, what what
TheLoneCourier
In the butt
MichaeIJCaboose
IN MY PIT OF NO RETURN