Canada is king of dad jokes

Jun 21, 2016 9:10 PM

JackRyan80

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That pun doe

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That's aye material right there.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You wouldn't want to RACK up another speeding ticket

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D'oe!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This should be a dump. I need more, @OP.

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Can't see the Deer coming because of the stupid sign.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh deer.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Bet the aftermath cost more than a...BUCK.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sorry.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The only thing worse is driving under the influence of...elkohol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

all i could think of when i saw that http://imgur.com/kRDM4eH

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those signs give me a warm feeling of being home

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We just call them jokes....

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That deer dough. Driver probably

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I live in Canada and we have commercials that go "slow down & save a buck" and "there's moose on the loose"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw a billboard saying Drink Canada Dry, and I'm up for the challenge.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Should be a picture of a moose. They really fuck up your day.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Omg lol. But for real though I work in the middle of nowhere in northern alberta...all forest and deer come outta nowhere in an instant

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Watched an idiot hit a deer over the weekend. Everyone was slowing down except for him. It obviously wanted to cross. Wham. Pay attention!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe he was paying attention. Maybe he was on the phone with his meat guy, talking about what kind of jerky to sausage to steak ratio he 1/

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

wanted from the deer he was about to bring in 2/2

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Were I going five miles over 75 one day I would've hit a dumbass deer head on. Missed him by inches and he didn't give two shits.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh buck it, do what you want Canada!

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We just changed our anthem to be gender neutral.

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Changed our anthem *back to be gender neutral. It was original gender neutral and was changed 1913 under the assumption only men would 1/

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Be serving in WW1. So yeah it was changed for a sign of respect but that ended up being misplace cause every type of person served in WW1

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Use the horn or get the horns

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Unless its a moose. Moose ain't afraid of nobody

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And Buffalo, Buffaloes won't move unless you make them

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well hopefully you'll have lots of time to see them on the road, considering that they're plains animals.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

as someone who lives in Los Angeles, wouldn't the deer run when it saw your headlights coming?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God damn I love my country ????????

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

!!!!!!!! Ive reverted to hieroglyphs because I can't express myself :0 !!!!!!?? ;) :f

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I honestly didn't even realize I put question marks there

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Shit happens lol

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The audacity of that pun is STAGgering!

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Deer

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This comments worth a million bucks.

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You know what your doeing

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

All those dead animals, so doepressing

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Okay, the buck stops here with all these puns

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

This post is amazing and your comment is like eye hole sex.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We will have to buck the trend

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When is it going to ant-lers?

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Really? I'm quite FAWNd of it!

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You belong on 9STAG

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Something, something, antlers...huh, seems my pun game is in a rut

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Don't worry, I got your back fam

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You know where the door is

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All hail top comment.

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Womp womp

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This comment doe.

9 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 1

QUIT FAWNING ALL OVER HIS COMMENTS!

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Wouldn't that be called red nosing?

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That's my country!!!

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Mine.

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Username checks out

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And mine, province too...

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I'll alert the media!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too !

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Mine's the one with an orange racist trying to become god-king... I like yours better.

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Haha. Racist God-King... but you did take a jab at the orange people.

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Like the Apples and Lemons are sooo much better. You make me sick

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And my province!

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Mine too!

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Where abouts are these signs?? I just drove from Edmonton to Toronto and back and only saw the "Moose on the Loose!" signs.

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Good things grooow in Ontario.

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I feel like a bad Canadian cause I can't figure out which province it is.

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Me too. I feel like I've let you all down. But I'm gonna guess....Saskatchewan.

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Ontario!

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I live in Ontario!!!

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You down wit OPP?

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Ya you know me!!

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And my sword!

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And my ax!

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And my balls!

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This has been a wild ride.

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Ruining a thread is my job. Got it, bucko?

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