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He's not wrong
May 27, 2017 10:45 AM
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Oryx91
The trout spinners
Promethianfire
Karl never finished school. He has none of the benefits of education, but also none of the consequences.
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
Head like an orange
Briicareful
Karl Pilkington is my spirit animal.
unityz
Karl Pilkington - Ironmanc - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mEa7IZ_1q0
iamkarlpilkington
Karl Pilkington ALWAYS has a fucking point! He's a genius
Risqie
I love how poetic he gets about complaining, and nothing else.
KoreanAmericanGunslinger
Gravybutt
I miss this so much.
coyote907
Head like a fucking orange.
jweenypwee
I hiked 4 days to Machu Picchu only to see that you could take a bus in less than an hour.
katwi
But treks are more interesting :D
Stupidasssmile
It's accessible if you're not a lazy asshat like I am. I couldn't even hike 4 miles to the waterfalls at Big Tree.
ConvertsToBananas
4.0 miles is approx. 36,205.71 Bananas. (beep boop ima bot)
Cac2008
... thats only a 1 hour walk. Dude?
trapinch
https://youtu.be/L4-PzvULkAE?t=12 The one FUNNIEST moment of Karl Pilkington for me (Body Transplant!)
MCBAIN4
totally agree. hook a head to a bunch of wires and say look what we can do with science.
IronicUsername
I would enjoy this show so much more without Gervais being in it.
tfmechanic
Agreed. I tried watching the first episode but couldn't stand the deliberate fucking with karl
JoeyLock
I wouldn't mind him being in it if he didn't use it as a platform for his own views and what he thinks is right. Like in the original (1/2)
JoeyLock
radio shows and podcasts, he'll ask Karl something and then interrupt with his own opinion and then proceed to insult until Karl gives up.
Mentallyhorsestable
Loved this show
PhilEeno
WHAT SHOW IS IT JERRY?
ItzGent
Dot
Mentallyhorsestable
Oh God, now I'm the idiot Abroad
chrizyo
I'm on Pilkington withdrawl right now - I saw an Idiot abroad, Moaning of Life, Ricky Gervais show and Derek - what next? :(
Adamedwardsfx
You have HOURS of content with the podcasts/radio shows, goddamn brilliant.
Somethingwittyandamusing
Download the podcasts and Karl pilkington xfm years, Where it all started, Brilliantly funny
chrizyo
Thanks, will do - I actually already downloaded them, but for now just put it off in hope of something I might have missed on tv.
107636776
It has been said that Karl is what you get if you maxed out wisdom on a character while leaving intelligence at zero.
kellogleo
That makes as much sense as it doesn't...+1
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
Yep. I think Ricky Gervais said he had the mind of a genius and the brain of an idiot.
Hurlerontheditch10
Wait ... that makes sense ... carry on.
DickMercenary
And has a head like a fuckin orange.
ThunderChief00
Like how priests offer words of wisdom but don't believe in science...
OptimusPantry
There have been many scientist priests actually. If I'm not mistaken the big bang theory was first proposes by a priest.
DoxIxHAVExTo
This is fucking perfect description.
toystory2wasok4
If you're fat and ugly at least you can look around and see beautiful people everywhere
MrZiddz
It's better to live in the hole, looking at the palace.
LookingForWorkInColorado
HorseMcFucker
That stat combination Is that of someone that doesn't study, doesn't *care* to study and Isn't a fast learner, but has 1000% Common sense.
SjyiN
But he is capable of a lot. Not rockets ince of course. But don't let him get started about weird and the obscure. He loves a lot of weird
pixelsnader
Who does know rockets ince, though?
HorseMcFucker
I haven't even watched the film. That's just my knowledge from D&D - High wis low Int Is somsone with great instincts and great common sense
SjyiN
It's not a movie but series of genius humor and hardcore truths xD
NoeCarrier
A bit like an idiot savant. Is the only one able to activate an ancient machine because it instinctively makes sense. Not study/luck/etc
PowwerOrb13
Like "I just pushed the button that looked big and important to turn it on" while everyone is discussing power buttons placements elsewhere.
DreadPirateJaceMangrove
Well, not zero... Any creature with zero intelligence is essentially comatose.
fastlaserjockey
I think intelligence is learned facts/social behavior but not innate/instinctual drives. So 0 INT would be like a feral wolf-boy.
Allrighty
An actual wolf has 3 INT though.
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
nobody is going to end up feeling happy in this debate
TacticalSpoon
In most D&D rulesets, a 0 in a mental stat will turn you into a veg, and a 0 in a physical stat will outright kill you.
beholder87
3.5 D&D: 0 Str = falls to ground helpless, 0 Dex = Paralysis, 0 Con = Dead, 0 Int/Wis/Cha = Unconscious.
Doctornotyep
What about 0 in charisma
ShaggieBear
Charisma is personal force, strength of personality. Zero Charisma would more less be depression. So unable to be yourself that you sleep
CongratsYouAreHereNow
it's the opposite. intelligence is the ability to comprehend, knowledge is facts. karl has plenty of intelligence
jofo97
Karl Pilkington surprisingly always has a point. Especially on An Idiot Abroad, what is where this is from.
insongwhang
Ok wall of china
LearningOnImgur
It's not even a great Wall. It's an alright wall. It's the alright wall of china.
weeataku
KARL THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
PapiJacko
Not an idiot at all... He's just really funny. Very english
hookerpenis
Carl has a logic about him but his premises are naive, immature and superstitious resulting in extremely funny, insane conclusions.
NotAnIroningBoard
Very scripted though. Helps when you have stephen merchant helping you too.
HashOnToast
Watch their podcast...you'll see how Karl is exactly like that if not even more so
tyranosaurrex
Which*
jofo97
correct
imeanitcouldhappen
It drove me nuts to watch, because Stephen said they were sending him out to broaden his horizons, and Karl really tried every place he +
imeanitcouldhappen
was sent. He really wanted to learn and experience, with a few restrictions. And Stephan and Ricky just delighted in making it terrible.
redwinepuddinpop
Yes, but this is the point of the show.
Iroques
They even say in the intro of every episode 'we want him to hate it'
Halbeard
Yeah but the rest of the show he just complains constantly about the beautiful exotic place he is in like its a chore
SmellOfMonkey
Partially because that's him, and he's also way out of his comfort zone. With the added issue of Steve and Ricky constantly fucking with him
Shockwaves
thats why its funny
iamkarlpilkington
You should check out the Moaning of Life. No Ricky Gervais winding him up. He travels around and actually has fun. So much better
merelyadequategooglymoogly
I had no idea this existed. Loved "An Idiot Abroad". Thank you!
therealVexed
Ricky and Karl is a strange relationship. Karl needed him but is better without him.
iamkarlpilkington
Ricky is a bully.. always has been even before he met Karl.
AsAHistorian
Good idea. I loved An Idiot Abroad, but it made Ricky seem like such an asshole.
TheCharacterLimitInUserNamesIsALargeNumberAndIWillAbuseThatFact
The bigger challenge would be making Ricky not seem like an asshole.
SmellOfMonkey
That's because, in part, he is. Bit they are also great friends.