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fuck your medics (/u/nwdomo13)
fuck your buildings (/u/nwdomo13)
fuck your life (/u/nwdomo13)
fuck my death (/u/nwdomo13)
fuck my flamethrower (/u/nwdomo13)
fuck your pool party (/u/nwdomo13)
fuck your jumping (/u/Xersha_)
fuck your sniping (/u/malignousThaumaturge)
fuck your projectiles (/u/Killerrabitz)
fuck your skill (/u/therealKx3D)
fuck my medic (/u/cheesepuff3d)
fuck your mom, sister, and girlfriend all in .75 seconds (/u/leacountlele)
fuck your conga (/u/mobott)
fuck gravity (/u/Bruss48)
fuck your pyro (/u/Spyrocentury, as well as /u/Axin13 and /u/DragonFlamez)
fuck your aliens (/u/TheCyberGlitch)
fuck your reality (/u/Iron_Katzchen and /u/kahbn)
fuck airblast (/u/DragonFlamez)
fuck your stickies (/u/3athompson)
make sure your reality is fucked (/u/admiraljustin)
fuck your snail mail (/u/nwdomo13)
fuck me (/u/TheTweets)
Exyth
+1 for TF2, +2 for making kids rage :D
ThatOneGuyWhoDidThatOneThingAtThatOnePlaceThatOneTime
I main medic. This is so accurate it hurts
BlueScience
You mean: Why I love playing Pyro
popebarry
TF2 got to the front page. Sweet.
Bristolian
Fuck your pixels.
Harmonex
This is the Pyro. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhOnX8qt3I
otakudan
Damn I love team fortress 2. it is the only FPS that I can play without getting motion sickness.
kindsoberandfullydressed
I knew what this was and still watched it, I love it so much.
graehall
Everything's got a counter - that's why it's designed by career professionals not armchair generals ;)
ManGettingHitByAFootballInTheGroin
Fuck your post
PoptartPounder
fuck yo couch
0xFFF1
fuck yo toaster
ButtsPlease
Pyro just wants to spread his joy!
iamanapatosaurus
I think you mean mphh mphh mmph
4chansbboard
MMPH MMPH MPHH!
HeeHeeHeeHoHoHoHaHaHaHaHa
Wat
RandomPopcultureReference
MMPH MMPH MPHH!
Alvinyork
Fuck your Fuck
SomethingMoreOrLessOriginalThanOtherNames
http://img.pandawhale.com/post-16331-mulan-mushu-dishonor-gif-tumbl-v2JU.gif
possiblyacat
i am reddit op, confirmed. downvote me as you wish for burdening you with this tf2 stuff
brachyuran
I was very happy to see a TF2 post! And yeah, I also hate Pyros. Giving the Pyro the Reserve Shooter was just... why. It's free minicrits.
HC1474
"Mmph mphna mprh"
BreakingBonk
Degreaser + Flare gun + Powerjack 4 lyfe.
stereotypicalTF2playerYOUAUTISTICFUCKsorryitslipped
TIL the people of Imgur that play TF2 truly have no idea how the game functions balance wise.
Procrasturbating
fuck your opinions!
EnvokumGigantusInMyPantus
Its Team Fortress for those who didnt get it.
indref
What I don't get, is Team Fortress.
ChaosLegionnaire
What about those who still don't get it? Just in case ya know
Panda12
Those are all weapons a pyro has, and each description says who those weapons fuck over the most
rwidebrant
I know that but I still don't get it.
EnvokumGigantusInMyPantus
The pyro has a number of very annoying weapons.
ilb7
the pyro is annoying*
boredomboredomboredom
I main pyro...I have to agree...it's had so many updates it's got a set for everything
Kielbosa
DONT YOU DARE TALK THAT WAY ABOUT CONGA!
NCC1701theEnterprise
You mean why everyone loves Pyro. Am I right....
Misker
People dont like pyro because pyro doesn't take skill
MunusCatticusTheThird
#12 me irl
CinnamonBunny
PYRO IS OP! PSIIT HAX!
Rexli78
#2 should be fuck your sappers.
Phischstaebchen
I stopped playing after understanding how that RPG mechanics work. It felt like every player oneshotkilled me :P
irishnovember
I feel like I don't get this joke? Is this a video game thing?
opheleon
This is about how everything (i. e., weapons) about the Pyro class in TF2 is about wrecking someone's stuff.
emes360
Yes. A Team Fortress 2 thing.
EnvokumGigantusInMyPantus
Team Fortress 2. Made by Valve. Praise GabeN!
irishnovember
I feel extremely nubish. I own TF2....I should have known this. I'll sit here and feel bad
Mirage009
Where is fuck your couch?
MommaTrout
http://imgur.com/BCQfXTz
LimuLimvy
The only class I really don't like is Soldier. Pyro takes strategy to be good.
Harmonex
Pyro and Heavy take the least amount of starting skill to do decently in the game, but are tricky to master.
DragonOnSteroids
3rd easiest: Gunslinger engi... *blood pressure rises massively*
Harmonex
Combat Engie is actually tricky to play well. But dropping and running? Easy mode.
DragonOnSteroids
its tricky to play well, but easy to play adequately, and way too easy to infuriate everyone else on the other team
Harmonex
No doubt about it. I was just in Doomsday -trying- to acquaint myself with Degreaser/RS, but there were 2-3 gunslingers at any one time.
Enosss
This post is about team fortress 2. Easily the best multiplayer game
Harmonex
Explanation. #1 damages everyone in a heal chain. If a medic is healing another medic healing a player, all take damage from one swing.
Harmonex
#19 fires a flare that knocks back players, and can also destroy sticky bombs which are a type of remote-detonated mine. (1/2)
Harmonex
Destroying sticky bombs isn't particularly unique as #7, #14 and #15 can do the same thing. (2/2)
Harmonex
#3 does boosted damage to players that are on fire, and Pyros primarily use a flamethrower so nearby players are always on fire.
Harmonex
#20 works similar to #17 in that it looks like a regular axe unless a player is wearing Pyrovision Goggles. See video in nested comment.
Harmonex
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhOnX8qt3I
Harmonex
#15 is a regular shotgun. Since Pyros cannot be ignited by other Pyros' flamethrowers, the shotgun is the best weapon to use against them.
Harmonex
#14 fires flares that also explode. A Pyro can use the knockback to boost jumps and go places that normal players can't.
Harmonex
#18 can extinguish burning players. Normally this would be done using a flamethrower's airblast. Pairs with #10 which can't airblast at all.
vbird
I applaud you sir. I would never have the patience to write a comment for every weapon. You da real mvp.
EnvokumGigantusInMyPantus
Youdarealmvp.jpg
wutnold124
YOU RUINED IT
Harmonex
#21 is a mailbox, which should be self-explanatory. It has the same effect as #3.
kuzvo240
Cool! good to know!
CaptainSassBlast
I miss when TF2 had no unlockable weapons. It was kind of perfect in its simplicity
Hurry
That's exactly why I stopped playing, it got needlessly complex.
Bombideer
You should make a post with these as descriptions for each picture. So much easier to read...
Harmonex
Bonus #24 (no image). The names listed next to each weapon are crediting people on Reddit that suggested the captions to OP.
Skulldemon
TRUE! Check out NISLT's video about it!
icyanddicey
Thanks, man :)
Harmonex
#9 is the default flamethrower and right-clicking blasts air which can reflect rockets and other large projectiles back to the attacker.
zalan26
Have all the upbotes for dedication
Harmonex
I actually just really really like the game and love talking about it whenever I get a chance.
Harmonex
#2 does boosted damage against buildings made by an engineer, which are normally a pain to kill with other classes.
Joltarn
barely anyone actually uses it to kill enemy engi buildings, though. the flamethrower's still more efficient for that.
Johnnyapplesseed
Also destroys sappers on building
Harmonex
Sigh...I'm "aleisterharmon" on Steam. I'm not as good as this comment thread suggests.
supermegasonic
hey, you might not be good, but someone that knows which weapons to use in a situation is someone i can trust with on my team.
WhatABeautifulDuwang
Hell, you got our upvotes for every post from myself and many others. You're as close to an expert as we can find.
PictureUnrelated
You are TF2 god now
Harmonex
I'm not even in the top percentage of TF2 gods. I don't know what I'm going to do.
rooble
You will be doing well from this
Harmonex
My "top comments" have been completely devastated by these.
Harmonex
#16 is part of a set referencing the Alien series. Completing the set will do bonus damage to people dressed in the Alien costume.
Harmonex
#17 looks like a normal flamethrower unless a player is wearing Pyrovision Goggles that distort reality. See video in the nested comment.
Harmonex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhOnX8qt3I
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Harmonex
Wow, that's hilarious.
Harmonex
Deleted because OP updated the album! Check below for more.
Diezen
Fun fact: if the medic is using an amputator taunt to heal everyone, anyone you hit with the third degree will hit everyone in that aoe.
DragonOnSteroids
If its a crit EVERYONE dies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B6mR9m7jwk&list=UUd534c_ehOvrLVL2v7Nl61w
Harmonex
#4 makes you run faster so you can escape when you're about to get killed. It also makes dead players drop health packs.
captainhowel
Wait, makes you run faster? Are you sure? That must be new, it's never done that before AFAIK
Mistruths
While holding it; it used to be the full set's bonus, it was moved to the melee.
captainhowel
Ah yes, that I remember. At first it also required you to have the hat that goes with the set, but that was stupid so they changed it.
HavocXphere
Its like 15% faster I think...very useful
Harmonex
#13 does critical damage from behind. Conga is a fun non-combat emote where players can line up and dance. Interrupting is frowned upon.
JPBStory
So much so that I once saw a match of dustbowl won by a conga line of blu.
TaurusB
Haaaaahaha
iamireland
Fucking amazing, this is why the TF2 community is best.
Harmonex
#5 acts like a mini-flamethrower. Players hit with it will be ignited.
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Harmonex
The one time I like to use it is if I'm partnering with a Scout using Sun-on-a-Stick. Then I don't have to worry about running out of ammo.
captainhowel
To those who think this sounds useless: it was made specifically for use in Medieval Mode, where only melee weapons are allowed.
Struggleofthebusvariety
I was more upset than I should have been that since these were not upvoted in equal amounts the ordering is wrong...
Harmonex
A lot are upvoted correctly but the comments responding to them skew the "best" order.
Harmonex
#22 is the default axe which has no pros or cons. #1 is inherently better, and most other axes are more useful for most situations.
Harmonex
#12 boosts weapon-switch speed. You can airblast someone off the ground, then quickly switch to #7 and instantly kill them.
astamurti
For people who aren't immune to fire (read: most of them) the crits from #8 work better, and #3 was just appalling (before they nerfed it).
Harmonex
Yeah, but you lose the quick-switch.
astamurti
The quick switch from the reserve shooter is minor compared to what you get off the degreaser.
Harmonex
#10 slightly reduces damage output but gains a kind of super mode that fully heals the player and massively boosts damage for a few seconds.
Dusseldwarf
Also no airblasting, which I think is where the "fuck your skill" comes from.
Harmonex
"Fuck your killstreak" was also suggested on Reddit.
Harmonex
#6 does bonus damage against players that are wet. Either from recently being in water, or having a liquid tossed at them.
PETTdavids
"liquid" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
d20critical
Haha, a "liquid". Jarate!!
Sauzels
Or Mad Milk.
Harmonex
#11 gets an increase in damage but makes your health restore slower when a medic on your team tries to heal you.
Porecomesis
It also increases the health gained from a medkit, don't forget, so Pyros become much more capable of self-healing.
Harmonex
Very true. I had interpreted the joke as being annoying for the medic (it's very annoying), but not needing a medic at all makes more sense.
Porecomesis
I hate it when I'm the Medic and I'm trying to heal a Soldier but then they take out the Equaliser and I'm like "WHAT IS YOUR DEEEEEEEEAL?!"
Harmonex
Bonus #23 (no image). Spies can disguise as enemy players but Pyros can ignite them making them extremely visible and easy to kill.
Harmonex
Spies can actually disguise as any player on any team, but disguising as an enemy is more relevant to the what the post is describing.
Harmonex
If a Spy is paper, then a Pyro is scissors and lizard.
Harmonex
#7 crits players that are in the air and also makes weapon-switching faster which is relevant to #12.
astamurti
Mini-crits*
Harmonex
I actually intended to not use the word "crit" at all since I was writing as if the reader doesn't play games. Missed this one.
Siyo
Ah the Reserve shooter. My first non standard weapon. Followed by the frying pan. Or as I like to call it: Never used.
Harmonex
#8 fires a flare over a long distance which ignites players that it hits.
Enteyex367
so many snipers raged at me for popping them with it when they scoped me in and lit them up
Harmonex
With any flare gun (there are three kinds), hitting a player that's already on fire will do critical damage.
herc18
I don't think the Scorch Shot does actually.
Harmonex
You are correct.
TaurusB
Isn't that default-flare exclusive?
Harmonex
You make a good point. I'll check in a bit and update. The damage is done with my first comment, though.
astamurti
Yes. Normal flare crits, scorch shot doesn't, and the other one mini-crits.
Harmonex
I have checked the Wiki. Flare Gun crits, Detonator mini-crits, and the Scorch Shot gets no boost.
Harmonex
I can see that @astamurti got to it first.
captainhowel
Flare Gun used to just mini-crit IIRC.
TaurusB
Cool, thanks for the info :3