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Mans Best Friend
mans best friend
FuckingHellCarl
#8 Truly a man's best friend
cuntwrapsupreme
I get it, #11. Pineapples ARE weird.
TheFlashSloth
I had to log in to give you an UPVOTE...
thedonnerparty
and thats why you always have a flat hand when feeding animals
funnyasianshirts
definitely mans best friend on this one
NachoManTX
Can confirm, I have 3 Bostons and they'll bite water until they drown if you let them.
txGrizzly
https://media3.giphy.com/media/1c4ahcjuugk9y/200.gif
Alighierian
and he just keeps throwing... when will he understand that the dog doesn't bloody care?
txGrizzly
https://media1.giphy.com/media/ORqwbWpHxjUEo/200.gif
MichealMeyer
I always upvote Corgis!
TherealNickyboy
Each one dumber than a box of rocks. Except that little guy on the beach. He's doing God's work!
docweird
#8 *is* the Man's (dude's) best friend!
proc89
#8 was obviously trained to do that. I approve
52william
#8 dog knows whats up
hdevries
Let me translate #16 for you guys. "What are you looking you big round BLARBRARBRBABARBARBBARAAABBABRBABARBABRABABRA"
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WARRRRRRRRGARRRRRRRRRBL
UpVoteSanta
#8 mans best friend indeed
MannyaCa
@InboxMeYourGermanShepherds
InboxMeYourGermanShepherds
Poor puppy attacked by that vicious kitty.
txGrizzly
https://media2.giphy.com/media/CuAQkGszcOGY0/200.gif
CyderMayker
Smooth as fuck.
moontemptress
what is this?!
DarthGrizzly
#16 always gets me
Kmpapples
saw this post about 6 hours ago, came back to save #16...i've been very disruptive in the library
Brambones
Dogs are the best type of people.
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
#8 Man's best friend.
ZACKATTACK
#14 cutting out the middle man.
admiralawesome4213
Men love dogs for a simple reason. They are the only Animas questionably dumber than us...also they're adorable chicken magnets
seeet
#8 That explain why they're called "men's best friend"
thesarahpowellexperience
I'm a die-hard cat person and this is how I love enjoying dogs. The highlights without the dog breath and ruff fur
tendthekine
because cat's breath is like fresh roses
thesarahpowellexperience
Isn't it though!
randawg
I feel the same way about OP's mom.
thesarahpowellexperience
Oh dang...
Sporadictopcomment
Of all the things that belong on the FP and not in usersub this is the best
CosmicMetal
It will never see FP lol
JDTHOMPSON21
You got this from a video on facebook...
Smantha
You so wrong!
luuk076
Yes you will
notmyfirstchoiceofusername
Welp, here you are!
CommonSenze
Reverse psychology
DesertAndDessert
aProudCurmudgeon
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CosmicMetal
Just like every post I upload
IAmSoOldItHurts
#8 that is definitely man's best friend
lsteamer
Who's a good boy? who's a good boy?
InsanityCrab
The Bro Hound.
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
Well, shit. I just posted this same comment. Then I scrolled down and saw yours.
RogerInVegas
Why do I instantly know that it's the one with the dog pulling the swimsuit top off, without having to scroll up
IAmSoOldItHurts
probably because you thought the same thing when you saw it =)
RogerInVegas
You seem to be right
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aHumbleVaudevillianVeteran
^of the internet's biggest selling points.
sugarstalker
oh when it's a puppy it's cute, but when I do it I'm a "pervert" and should be "arrested"
TheQuackin
Well it helps that she was over 18 as well
Tatelina
+1 for Boston Terrier chomping on a hand with a raspberry...haha!
Tatelina
*+1 for black Pug chomping on a hand with a raspberry...haha!
broodletoodle
its a pug! which means its probably pretty toothless, luckily! mine only had 1,
cr3mee
I lost it at the pug. Hilarious.
EmeraldElement
ThtDAmbWhiteGuy
Replying so I can dl later
CosmicMetal
nice lol
Markieh
Mlem
slappy11
Imagine your windshield wipers squeaking across your windshield, set at the highest speed they go. That's how I sounded laughing at this
Lrrrrker
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
AstartesLibrarius
My pibble mix will chase shadows and reflections across the ground biting at them the whole time. Aside from her collar you hear her jaws 1/
AstartesLibrarius
/2 clacking together as she chomps on the air just above the ground. She also chases laser pointer dots.
slappy11
Imagine your windshield wipers squeaking across your windshield, set at the highest speed they go. That's how I sounded laughing at this
Catumi
DAFUQisaLOMMY
did anybody else watch this and think it got a little creepy during slow-motion? like the dog became creepy guy with his dick in his hand?
DAFUQisaLOMMY
...and after browsing imgur today, I'm very upset I didn't use "Poor Donald Trump" instead of "creepy guy with his dick in his hand"
CosmicMetal
yes
TheMightyElk
Ya like dags?
lDoNotThinkltMeansWhatYouThinkltMeans
database availability groups... that reminds me... work.
MrAsianGuy90
http://imgur.com/jXFwbPW
Namrof
Not as much as me Ma
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
We gon chase rabbit
ArtMadeofYourComment
...two lurches - they're dogs, before you ask....
jahsteeles
It was two minutes five minutes ago!
bumholiday
Dags?
arbsbuhpuh
oohhh, dOgs. Yeh, I like dags. But I like caravans more.
fennec3x5
Periwinkle blue....s'for me mah
saharadesert
To paraphrase, I fackin' love fackin' dogs
nanoo2
*Degs
launchingships
Im in Missouri and my bff is in South Korea and this is one of our favourite movies quotes ever and we send it to each other all the time 1/
launchingships
To feel closer while she's in the army. I almost cried when I saw this was top comment.
gallopingwanker
Im so high I literally clapped at the last one
flickerframe
Yes! This! Yes!
GoodBoyDaisy
I'm relevant
icanmakeitfit
Yaddafighta-arnchaboi?
saimaaringedseal
Caravan. Fo me ma.
CaptainFuckNugget
Nothing's wrong with this reference, Tommy. It's tip top.
WeAllFapToTheRhythmOfTheBoogieTheBeat
I'm just not sure about the color.
CaptainFuckNugget
Periwinkle blue. Me ma's quite partial to it.
usernamesaregayboy
Hahaha yes
terrytheplatypus
Ze Germanz.
KotteTheHalfling
Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags.
ThinkFurther
*doooogs
Daerc
Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more.
Circumbetic
You're very welcome
AIistairHennessey
Tommy, you've got a fuckin' gun in your trousers
Deanismyfutureexhusband
Periwinkle Blue please.
iratepirate
no problem
x505
a what?
CosmicMetal
Ye
sirkha
Ye
macandcheese21
Ye
RicoDanglesHa
Up Voted for all of them but especially the pineapple one idk why it cracked me up
ToxicPineapple
I have that effect on dogs. I dunno why.
RicoDanglesHa
Hahaha
remembergoliad
I was laughing so much that I was told to use my " inside voice."
mehmehgerd
Me too haha
ReggieWedgies
"this pineapple triggers me!!!" dog probably
JulesQJones
I liked the dust pan with a face in the background
GoPoundSand
Ya made me look! :-)
ondaheightsofdespair
Pineapple (and pretty much every citrus fruit, apples and so on) smell very bad for dogs. That's why he's barking at it.
Theonewholaughsinappropriately
Apple cores are poison to dogs. Seeds contain cyanide.
schmassbinder123
apples aren't citrus fruits
ondaheightsofdespair
You don't say...
ondaheightsofdespair
The fucking onions. My flaatmate's pitksky went mad whenever I was cutting onions.
instantmashedpotatoes
My dogs LOVE pineapple. Are they weird?
MyDogsAreBobbieAndBruno
My dog loves pineapples too! But hates apples! Opposite of every other dog I've met!
Gamecube762
Yes. Pineapples are weird.
CosmicMetal
My doggy likes to bark at random things too lol
4forReagan
Mine has a thing about reflected light
StaleGale
Salad tongs get mine going
CosmicMetal
She used to run away barking when I would pick up her empty food bowl.
RicoDanglesHa
NOT THE TONGS lol
iwouldprefernot2
Anyone know the breed of the pineapple one? Beautiful dog
RicoDanglesHa
was wondering the same thing
BewbAge
Probably some type of pitbull? American Staffordshire Terrier?
iwouldprefernot2
Yeah the markings look like pitbull for sure, the shape of the head is kind of throwing me seems a bit narrow.