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Girl shedding her skin.
Do I need to tell you this is makeup? anywho, @ghode found the source: https://www.instagram.com/laysemagalhaesm/
FP edit: totally nothing to do with this post, but would you kindly take a moment and respect my meat: https://imgur.com/gallery/ccnWa
Radiohen
Bitch WTF
fneee
As excruciating as this may be, this mermaid should do her best to avoid fentanyl, which is deadly to mermaids. Fentanyl.
EatMyAssImPoor
you should use some lotion your legs lookin scaley ;)
spLagger
"I told you not to eat the GMO tomatoes"
walnutgod
Wow
BurritoParty
Is that....to scale? #nobananaforscale
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
What the f- oh makeup, I had a genuine moment.
Lilithet
That looks pretty damn cool... would also work with electronics inside...
grootybooty
Totally thought your legs were a sofa with different material underneath. Took way too long to figure out
NerdiMeli
Someone was born in Innsmouth....
kirannm
meat
muwka
Do you remember the show "V" not the new one, the old '80's one? This looks like those aliens.
Akeemindeface
atamosk
literally looks like playdough
TheMentelgen
You've got that Innsmouth look.
RRenda
Actually this looks pretty damn cool.
Trexel
But would it be cool forever? Lol
lemonssquared
I KNEW THERE WERE LIZARD PEOPLE!!!!!!
goodjoboklinko
Did anyone else think it was a torn up leather chair from the thumbnail?
Clamblack
Did they reach their therteenth year?
freezemichaelscoon
This should be fucking top comment
Miridarna
NICE job!!
HelpMeBeFunnyAgain
is just me or do I see a mermaid in the making?
feor1300
"Do I need to tell you this is makeup?" That sounds *exactly* like something a lizard-person would say...
Venusflytripp
GoddammitMrNoodle
Oh hell yeah. Checked out your meat... will respect it all day long!
Ghode
@op not tattoos, body paint and makeup,..source https://www.instagram.com/p/BO9v-cIB42Z/
galpeener
how did u find this? I quit on 4th page of google because it was all twitter links and I could stand no more
Ghode
search image, chk results for earliest date, it was Jan 2 2017, narrow search to "custom range" Jan and Feb only, 4 results, easy from there
MojoJoeJoe2017
Hmmmm. Anyone remember the TV series "V" ?
galpeener
Your old as shit. Does your back hurt and your knees make funny noises?
MojoJoeJoe2017
And yes I make lots of funny noises. Just not from my knees.
natachan
*you 're
Promethianfire
I also remember this series. No funny noises, except for the ones I sometimes make getting out of an easy chair.
MojoJoeJoe2017
Do they not teach grammar any more? Oh darn, I just showed my age again.
Metallica93
The original or the reimagined one?
MojoJoeJoe2017
Unfortunately, my old self remembers both!
Metallica93
All good! :D I didn't even know either existed until I saw Joe Flanigan (actor) running around in one of the costumes.
ICraveStarDamage
V
SaintEventheOneth
Well I'm relieved. People treat me like I'm describing a fever dream when I talk about that show.
mailman7777777
You had to beat me to it?
Noyoudontknowmefromsomewhere
'e-lizard-breath'
FormerAOLerIDidntSendYouThoseCDsInThe90s
That gave me the creeps as a kid
EllenLRipley
That's why it was cool. I still hate Diana to this day.
napsmear
I wanna see her eat a rat
pfsar
Wrong skin tone for the scales bit apart from that detail, yes, very much V.
Promethianfire
Mousies!
BoredAccountant
Just what i was thinking
turfdraagster
Totally!
BigBenThisHeresRubberDuck
Someone please explain this comment for my Amish friend
Noyoudontknowmefromsomewhere
long gone tv show about aliens/lizards that had human facades.
C141Clay
https://media.giphy.com/media/9wExCZhT8E5Z6/giphy.gif
C141Clay
The visitors... "V" A bad sci-fi series - the remake of a bad sci-fi series.
Finrau
The fuk is this from?
NotTheTruck
Darling it's better down where it's wetter, under da' sea!!
CarbonNight
Well if the rest of her is that dry and pealing away i wont be going down there even if you paid me
KittenPuppy114
Take it from meeee!! Up on da shore dey work all day, out in da sun dey slave away!
gardenofsushi
MFuzzySmock
eddieeeeeee69
- Bill Cosby
NotTheTruck
I was going little mermaid, not "here, swallow this candy"
TINYRIIIIICK
Your uhhh... Epidermis is showing.....
ssyoda2
"And we are colored people who depend on a holy Grace"
Mxlespxles
evbrew
I said "Ha ha"
Mxlespxles
In Nelson's voice
IPlayForBread
CorgiCircus
Gross
yyak
That's what your mom said when I pulled my pants down..OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
yyak
Wait.
NirvanaNik
*Covers penis* "where?!"
michonnedisapproves
Thought it was upholstery on a sofa and got confused
thetonestarr
"...mister. I couldn't help but note your shade of melanin."
cyrusthevyrus
Glad I'm not the only one who got it!
DaddyDuck82
I tip my hat to the colourful arrangement
ToadallyOffTheWall
Cuz i see the beauty in the tones of our skin!
Imhonestlypartying
The part of the skin you meant to refer to is the subdermis. I'm fun at parties.
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Not the dermis?
WaywardSon1996
and underneath you'll find her.... nucleas
CaptainCinnabar
The mitochondrion is the powerhouse of the cell!
barbos007
Nucleass*
mommas
WaywardSon1996
nucleasss
realmdweller
HelpMeBeFunnyAgain
jack black fuck yeah
WaywardSon1996
i love you
noonehasthisoneyet
Epidermis means hair
TheRedThirst
so technically its true
noonehasthisoneyet
Only 90s kids will get that reference
ItCanOnlyBeANipple
My friend is a 90's kid and he doesn't get that reference...
NoLongerFoamingWolffo