Navreet1997
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Apr 11, 2017 3:12 PM
Navreet1997
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knotwhatiwant
If you fly faster than the speed of sound (around 800 mph), that's one way to shut up that bitch Jasmine for the whole trip.
CountBackwardsFrom10
So did they smash or what?
thatauzzieguy
The reason Sonali isn't replying is that she's speeding around to his house now in love!
thraxcres
Imperial thunderhalks hit 2200 km/h you ain't special
CeruleanK
Cairo with a dieresis? Is this misguided affectation his own, or from whoever put it into the phone dictionary?
nodakskip
Airwolf
shrugsy
I'm pretty sure that is not the correct usage of +-, they should have used ~
sketching
I think it's less that she doesn't understand Aladdin and more that she's not interested in you.
rjohndraws
I don't understand why the magic carpet didnt get you to Pound Town
Theunimaginativeone
Some times proving a point is more important then a gobby
ANIMEJESUS
pedunculated
Third city: China
Prometh3An
This is Usersub gold!
ZandaTheBigBluePanda
sorry about losing a possible date, have fake internet points instead.
bluepopsicles
Wife him
Jcup315
Sooo, did he win over the girl?
Navreet1997
Nope
HardRockAnal
No mercy - no respite
LittleKnownOne
"That's just a me" ... Mario?
ladydingus
I would love to see a speed accurate cartoon of Aladdin on carpet.
kittykat016
Not sure if the calculations are correct but I give kudos to him making the argument to make Disney real
anim8rjb
'Bagdad'...ugh
dohcohv
All I've ever seen police helicopters do is explode, and I have seen a lot of movies.
Lobuttomize
If you're illegally flying in American airspace they'll probably send something that can fly that fast easy
TallLightnHandsome
This made me smile.
JuisSloshJuis
Did he follow the last message with "Bitch". I hope so. For dramatic effect. Like Jesse Pinkman style.
Navreet1997
I was steaming.
PolarHailStorm
You really made me laugh here m8
QuincyEndicott
Laundry day eh?
wulfcastle
I always wanted to visit the city of China
heRapesButHeSaves
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/voiceacting/images/d/dd/China%2C_IL.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150608014239
davecoulierssuperfullhousefanclub
And the ancient city of Athene
FusYoDah
Also, Olympus and Athene are not the same
BananaForScaIe
They have nipples right @ISeeNipple ???
Mycologics
I went to China once. Lovely small neighbourhood called Beijing.
ElPoloDiablo
Isn't it the capital of the country of Africa?
ElPoloDiablo
Capitol*
MajesticBasil
MajesticBasil
I noticed imgur has removed the "trump" reaction gifs??? Had this in my fav's
ZandaTheBigBluePanda
most people say its the biggest city in the world.
bugsduggan
You're thinking of Dublin...
bugsduggan
... It keeps Dublin and Dublin and Dublin
EonRose
Are you from Ireland?
EonRose
Cause my penis is Dublin in size.
EonRose
It is more a whopping .2 inches!
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
"Math makes me so wet" --no woman ever
Jupman
Take a girl to any that stimulates a partb of her brain that does not fire often and boom panties wet.
sticksosteel
Not true. 1st date took her to a weird scanner hunt thing called "trapped." Had to do a bunch of mental arithmetic for this clue. She dug it
Beepity
Pfft, their loss. The harder math gets, the harder I get.
Vested
As a Sapiosexual lady, it does actually. Then to see just how very wrong you were, google sapiosexual. So, how does it feel to be WRONG? ;)
page117
"Math makes me so wet" --this woman
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
Here I stand, corrected
somenerandom
Intelligence is generally attractive AF,as long as you've something else going for you as well to save you from the stereotypical nerd image
ProgeriaProstitutes
I dont see any correlation between intelligence and popularity with women in my friend circle. I know a few Kelso's...
Meisterburn
Modesty to go with it helps also
bibbidybobiddyboo
This. So much this.
Falsie
Math is interesting. Going off and tossing a bunch of numbers out in an onslaught when you Were just flirting lightly... Is the mood killer
Falsie
OP fucked up his own game
TheyHunger
My wife would've loved it
Falsie
Your wife knows you enough to be in on the joke/ is the type of person to shoot math back because same humor. A stranger? Not so much.
TheyHunger
Nah, wacky stuff like that is how I landed her in the first place
slumshoes
+- 8 hours??? They sang for like 3 minutes while travelling those places. So 5968 miles (minus China-Bagdad) in just 3 minutes. FYI
TheBritishAreComing
I will show you the world
Luxuz
its a montage, showing the event of an entire night
MobileUserGundam
Musical traveling montage, yo.
LukeKitchen
So they sang for eight hours? Christ.
AndreKroon
Don't some movies with singing have it start one day and end another day?
bibbidybobiddyboo
Remember the Lion King? I know they age differently but dude went from cub to king in a the space of a few hakuna matatas.