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Pizza delivery man of the year
Mar 15, 2018 10:24 PM
HarryPotterandtheReallyLongUsername
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StockGregOption
So help me if someone hasn't gone out of their way to do something for this guy.
StarBug
Not all heroes wear capes.
SpankyButtSniff
Wise man say, "forgiveness is devine, but never pay full price for late pizza."
strukef
My thumb hurts from upvoting this guy everytime someone reposts it.
metaphordog
Hiro Protagonist gets the job or Uncle Ezio will have his nuts.
Gandankf
mburicao
Pizza it's "importanter"...
nanyatenyaa
Or mayyyybbeee he s already fucking there and what else is he going to do? He has to wait for cops anyways, may as well sit inside.
Winstitutionalized
Also, the 30 minutes or free campaign ended in 1993 I believe.
pdhackley
Better be one Hell of a tip!
DadJokesAreAlwaysFunny
Yeah cool, but I am guessing no delivery no pay...yay capitalism!
todernst
Snow Crash
zrav
There's only four things we do better than anyone else: music movies microcode (software) high-speed pizza delivery
rabbitinahatonacat
MVPizza delivery guy
onecowboytoo
Gets ticket for leaving the scene of an accident.
innes15
This isn't admirable, this is sad. There's no way he's doing this because he wants to deliver, his income is probably on the line.
smittycoco
*Customer complains the pizza is too cold*
AManWhoWasntThere
I would put that pizza down their throats, with the pizza inside the box!!
twocatsgluedbacktobacktodefyphysics
Where's my diet Dr. Kelp?
CardboredBox1
#shamelessrepost
mcrump929000
Nope, he's a slut. Like Kenny when Jesus told him that he was a slut. He just doing something anyone could do, but normally wouldn't
nombre11
He probably didn't get a tip still. Poor guy
IJustLikeToArgue
1/2 Something, something, tipping is a stupid thing only people in the US do to keep delivery drivers poor. All driver's deserve the exact
IJustLikeToArgue
2/2 same pay regardless of whether they actually make attempts at providing excellent service or not.
BillyMaysHereWithOxiClean
Even if tipping wasn't a common practice, wouldn't it be appropriate in this particularity instance?
yarow12
I feel like this has less to do with work ethic and more to do with job security.
MAINBUSUNDERVOLT
It's Hiro Protagonist from Snow Crash...
lifeisahobby
Delivering it? He said fuck this day, and took it home!
FutileHumility
Miklik119
At the very least, his car is not the one shown. His footprints walk past it, not from it.
SteakJesus
Could be someone else? Driver side is on the other side of foot prints
HodgeNPodge
Either that or dude's job is on the line because boss would fire him if he didnt deliver on time.
quicksilver1
Yes
timtams
sadly that's probably the most likely to be true. unless the house is like, just there.
makkael
Some other dude crashed the car, it was in the way so pizza dude parked and walked up the street to deliver. Look at the footprints.
WhereDidILoseMyPants
Nice forensics! lol I didn't see that
iamthatoneguy
Ya, theres no topper on the crashed car either, but as a delivery driver I've been told to put my topper away in a crash for car insurance
Enternety
This. Also, if the destination house was up the hill, why would his delivery car be pointing the opposite direction
Chiefinspector
Looks like he wont risk the slippery slope with all them crashed cars either
aleybe
As a driver for dominos asking not to delivery because of unsafe weather can lead to termination easily. Ive seen people fired for less.
HodgeNPodge
Fucked up yo. I'm sorry.
Kkenn
If I crash my car delivering, the last thing I want to pay is the pizza
kevlarburrito
I applaud his effort but this is just ridiculous. He wrecks his car and trudges through the snow for what will inevitably be pocket change..
tko89
It’s either that or not be able to pay rent/eat. Ain’t life grand? So glad my parents signed me up for this shit.
EternalSunshineOfTheSpotlessMind
Except he didn't wreck the car. You can see his footprints walking past it. Probably just couldn't drive around.
kevlarburrito
he wrecks and then gets the stuff out of his car...screen cap reading "wrecks his car" was done by the person filming
ThisCommentisaTideAd
If he doesn't get a raise or at least a hefty tip, I'ma be mad.
TheAdventuresofStealy
I think this is just a desparate dude, I feel bad for him.
kevlarburrito
I know the feeling. I don't so much snub his actions as I do the situation that put him there.
Taalii
It's not 30 minutes or free. People died trying to make that happen. Your hunger is not worth their lives. Make a damn sandwich.
IJustLikeToArgue
One person died after a Domino's truck was involved in an accident. Road conditions were just as likely the cause as poor driving.
Taalii
And that one person is more than enough. Can you say how many people have been injured trying to make that deadline? Safety > impatience.
acuteavocado7
check his username, you're gettin trolled. but you're right. i work for domino's, and we actually have the exact opposite policy in effect
acuteavocado7
they'd rather you take a very long time to deliver the food than get hurt delivering it
Taalii
After all this time lurking and reading usernames...suddenly I fail to do so. And yeah, I work for one too.
aMessageFromTheActionMan
capitalism is a disease
JAC0BY
Fuck off commie bastard.
aMessageFromTheActionMan
A system that motivates someone to continue work under these circumstances is broken. For what? for $10/hr? to afford health insurance?
JAC0BY
Yeah I agree our healthcare is super fucked. Do you have a better option?
thesmelge
In recent extreme weather in Scotland, advice was not to travel, risk to life. People are getting disciplined by their employers for it.
thesmelge
Even some places where the work was closed for the weather, people got their wages docked for it. It's broken as fuck.
acuteavocado7
$8/hr
dobroweigh
A plate of rice/day is not any better... But yes.
SDC333
I've got respect for a strong work ethic, so will upvote this pizza guy.
jenw
He could also be in shock
bigblindguy
He has no choice: you don't seem to understand what working for Dominos is like, but he isn't going cause he wants to.
VectorCross
Except he's fleeing the scene hit and....walk
AkoSuminoe
Pizza delivery guy here, only reason I didn't deliver the pizza when I was in a wreck is cause it got squished and my car was undrivable
grassloaf
I read this comment in Ron Swanson’s voice.
TheRicM
This is not just strong, this is extra credit-level work ethic
iGotWurmz
Damn straight.
kevlarburrito
There's strong work ethic, and there's being ridiculous. This is the latter... it's fucking pizza...
uberleet
If that it's what the pizza is for, so the more important it gets delivered hot and fresh!
bloxcox
Id do the same thing if that happened and would be absolutely livid if they stiffed me.
nanyatenyaa
Or he needed to call some one, had no where else to go, and the logical long hanging fruit is to just deliver the pizza.
JayEnfield
But the upvotes go to the lazy reposter.
IWantACleverUsernameToo
or like cant afford to lose his job from a douche boss especially since he just crashed his car
GregoryMegatron
This ... 30 minutes or it comes outta your paycheck
FullyFunctioningSociopath
Agree, is he on imgur?
MadeThisAccountToCorrectSomeone
Agreed*
beaker15
Checks out...
SDC333
I hope so.
bunnyrut
but he also left the scene of an accident. so he might be in trouble
MaeMei
Don’t be that guy.
makkael
his footprints walk past the car which would imply he parked and walked because the crashed car was in the way.
bunnyrut
ah, so the text is misleading
RexErection
There’s a special place in hell for people who order delivery with this kind of weather...
boevis
If you live on a hill like this, yes.
SixtyEightKilo
I ordered pizza in this kind of weather. Was middle of Winter in Ft Campbell and I didn't want to eat the MREs they had in our barracks.
nj23dublin
If I order in bad weather (would never order in weather i wouldn’t feel comfortable driving in) I tip them very well
PiGiSpi
Oh please. It's open, I'll order if I want to. Sure leave a nice tip but I won't feel bad for ordering food.
Kaurakexi
Okay, sure. Let me hop in my car when I'm still intoxicated from the night before...
TheRakshaw
Correction, there is a special place in hell for people who order in this weather and don't tip well.
AmirGarib
In my country we normally do not tip at all unless you know the weather is bad and or its getting late and you ordered near closing time
Ruhig
...that's the whole point of delivery though? If it's really not safe, it's up to their employer to stop offering delivery that day.
foxfire1112
isn't this why you deliver...
PiGiSpi
Nah, apparently we're supposed to make sure to order only when it's convenient for the business
randomusergnome
What if it’s the only kind of weather? #Canada
craque
as a former motorbike food delivery guy, don't get me started... those were trying times for sure...
nanyatenyaa
Why the fuck would you use a bike of any kind in snow?
craque
it was my job, i enjoyed it and i was damn good at it, even in adverse weather :) so the company stays alive and people get their food
nanyatenyaa
This is usually the best time to order delivery... and if this is your job... snow tires. This weather isn't even that bad.
dogmatix
I have never seen weather this bad. Weather so hot the tires start melting on the other hand...
nanyatenyaa
The road is clear... thus weather isn't even bad. At all.
ASquare
It's pizza delivery. They drive whatever they have. It's not a career to invest in their personal vehicle.
nanyatenyaa
It's their safety and snow tires in a snowy area make sense and you can deduct transport related expenses.
tankmayvin
Why? They are a for profit business. They can refuse a sale if the conditions are unsafe to conduct business under, using their judgement.
thesmelge
Why would they refuse a sale? The boss doesn't go out, just the poorly paid grunts.
tankmayvin
Because workers have a right to refuse unsafe working conditions in most sane places?
thesmelge
Plenty of businesses in Scotland are handing out Disciplinaries because staff refused to come through a "Do Not Drive" alert.
thesmelge
So maybe someone needs to mention this to the businesses that punish staff for not working in unsafe conditions.
tankmayvin
Just because a company does something, doesn't mean they are allowed to do it.
StephanSegull
If they're open, fair game. I make sure to leave a fat tip because obviously the reason I got delivery is because I don't want to drive
thesmelge
Yeah, but just cos the boss wants to o0pen doesn't mean it's safe for staff to deliver. Don't get delivery if you wouldn't drive in it.
StephanSegull
(2) to warm up, and drive out doesn't mean I can't pay someone to do it for me
StephanSegull
(1)I would/do drive in pretty much every kind of weather. Just because I don't want to shovel off my car, bundle up, wait 10 minutes for if
bluejegus
Yeah but you're the minority. Most people willing to order in a snow storm are inconsiderate asshats who won't tip
TheRicM
Did you work as a delivery driver or something
bluejegus
Yep I'm currently working for Dominos pizza delivering.
TheRicM
Thank you for providing a much needed service in spite of the non-tippers!
iforgotmypasswordtomylastaccount
I did too and its the truth. One I remember that said "keep the change" when it was just 17 cents....
DaeChylder
I have. I can relate. Drive 17 miles on ice, deliver pizza, no tip. Fuckers.
TheRicM
Dang
ShamanOfHigh
Tipping culture is weird. -aussie