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silentwolf1999
Go on a diet everyone offers you free stuff
GreenNotTheColor
DentMachine
read girl at PANTERA... probably good you passed on it
somethinglikeausername
Its blasphemy to turn down free pastries when offered.
grunt11b126
Shmaagiy
I heard that when white people die, they respawn at the nearest panera
WhateverWhateverIDoWhatIWant
The same thing happened to me last week! They said I had a free cookie on my card and I said "no I'm good," and then I cried inside.
jdpt
ha!
IlluminaBlade
I rejected a free milkshake at Arbies because they made the wrong flavor for someone and I believe they thought I was possessed.
billybobnelson2718
Keep it up
TacoPrime
She was trying to flirt with you
Parablelost
YOU GET IT TO GO!!! T_T get it to go....
Ijustwantquiet
Did you remember to say Good Day?
Phatplat
I said that to a joint several times this weekend.
jdpt
Good job!
TheMossWillInheritTheEarth
mORE SELF CONTROL THAN I HAVE. YOU GOT THIS PERSON. \o/
poundingCode
I have just started fasting. Had done a 4 day and 3 day fast this month. You actually may find eating nothing easier. Do research. Good luck
jdpt
I tried intermittent fasting, I just get too hungry at times
poundingCode
Try again. Ease into it. Drink lemon water w/a dash of salt for breakfast, then lunch. 2-3 glasses instead of eating. Research 16 hour fast.
jdpt
I have my days when I can fast but then there are others where I'm like ah fuck it!! And end up pigging out but then get right back on the
jdpt
Sadddle. Like tonight I feel ok having my last meal at around 4pm. I plan on going to the gym and then calling it a night.
Rokfish
And you were so proud of yourself you celebrated with a large DQ Blizzard
jdpt
Extra hwhip cream.
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
*cheesequake
rix586
Hopefully with a blumpkin! Thats what the blizzards of pumpkin pie are called. Blumpkins. Don’t take my word for it. Order tour own.
Digitallah
As a Dairy Queen employee this is 100% what you should say
Oburous
2Scoops365
I read it as Pantera at first. I was confused by the presence of pastries at a concert.
jdpt
Lolo
halborski
I read it as "date" at first and was wondering what kind of jealous date would be mad at him talking to the bread girl.
jdpt
Ha!
ifteguy
Good job, fatty!
Gavener
ya hate that it is a hard enough fight as it is, starving at work dude is like want a slice of pizza or a burrito
Newthoenikker
Dieting is easy: don't eat anything you don't make from scratch. Sure as shit you won't be eating pizza or burritos if you stick to that
vipe650r
I applaud your life choice, if not your comma choice.
jdpt
Ha!
spaeth2005
You mean Bread Co?
NeneJPhilly
Congratulations! It’s the small victories.
BishopDonJeanDaQuan
You fool
Omeg4Sentinel
I am on a diet and went to out to get some big Macs for my in laws. Didn't but anything for myself! (Pets her head)
SecretG
No small feat
LloydWaldo
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
I know, i'd just have said "you too"
Laneskydoodlethe2nd
Good for you keep it up! But don't beat yourself up too much if you falter on occasion. Focus on the big picture!
jdpt
Thanks! I'm learning to embrace cheat meals every once in a while, but def not today!
OmgOptimized
And I find that faltering bc someone gives you something unhealthy is much better than buying it yourself. Some weird psychology.
Laneskydoodlethe2nd
For sure.
jdpt
Fo shizzle
magundi
I would have eaten the pastry and then continued with my diet.
jdpt
Lmao!!!!
romeo222
Its all the little things that count <3
battlepants
Out of curiosity, did they say why they were giving out pastries for free?
jdpt
They randomly do that at Panera. I suppose that try to get costumer feedback when they try to roll out new pastry.
BarryInTheStreetsOliverInTheSheets
Is this one of those times when a person missed an obvious flirt attempt?
whatmustido
Yeah, she might have been after the D, fam. Should have taken it and asked her to join you.
usersubbordercontrol
HoneyBunchesOfStoats
No it's not, panera regularly sends someone around with a basket of samples to everyone in the store.
BarryInTheStreetsOliverInTheSheets
Ok. I don't eat at Panera so i didn't know
jdpt
They're awesome, I think it's far superior than Starbucks.
BarryInTheStreetsOliverInTheSheets
don't eat there either XD Maybe i should start, it's where all the cool kids hang out