mom's perks 

Jan 2, 2019 5:15 AM

Addicted2Groove

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Gonna call my mother.

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Nice!!!!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#4 is the reason movie theaters should serve elotes.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Aww... They're all good moms, Bront.

7 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 5

Your mom's not crazy, the pizza won't 'play' for me either. So there's that. (Yes I know ir's not supposed to ;)

7 years ago | Likes 247 Dislikes 8

USA. Characters welcome.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Awesome post, mums are so cute! Sorry to do this...but it should be "my mum made me and my cat" not my cat and I". (1/2)

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

(2/2) Use the same article as you would use if the sentence was just about you. You would say "my mum made me" not "made I". Sorry again!

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Favorited for Mother's Day.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#11 She knows what she does...

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I mean she had sex at least once.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Unless you where adopted, then this part was outsourced, too.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually someone pointed out they’re superheroes, and they are though very dinosaur shaped

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

no joke, my dumbass wouldve confused the box support table for a play button too

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

I did confuse it at first

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#11 IT'S *flips table* CALLED *smashes window* CROCHET! *throws laptop*

7 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

That laptop was expensive!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please do knit destroy your stuff(ing).

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The outburst I had at Joann fabrics is not reflective of who I am.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Moms are the best...but Dads own the joke game

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Your mom epitomizes (thank you spell check, for once, you duck) what every mom should aspire to be, clueless, but well meaning.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I think this is my favorite dump of all time

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You talk to the cat, of course you do.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I miss my mom:(

7 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 2

Same thing here

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Me too :-( Fuck cancer.

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

I miss my best friend also fuck cancer

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

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7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Call her? Unless she's dead. Seance?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mom is gone :'/ and I'm not paying someone to pretend they can talk to her, besides don't you have to hold hands for for seance? No thanks

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just a joke they're for sure not real.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No worries, I got the joke thanks for making me smile, keep being awesome

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yo that pigachu cake looks unreal. Also could just rolled with it being Spoink.

7 years ago | Likes 697 Dislikes 4

*piglet

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know right, the uncultured “swine”

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Anything beyond 2nd gen is just a bunch of nonsense.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 15

Spongebobmokinglyrepeatingthesentence.jpg

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

There is a gen 1 Pokemon that is literally a bunch of eggs.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So if they can't travel through time, they aren't good enough for your tastes?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

And a tangled garden hose.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But he's not moving, so he'd be a very dead Spoink

7 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

It'd be "Pigachu's" head, he'd be pretty dead too.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well at least this way when they cut into him he doesnt have to live with the murder of the Spoink.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Damn wrong person I replied to ment for the gen2 guy

7 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Spoink sounds like a verb.

7 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 1

Scrogging is the sound of fucking a skinnier person Spoinking is the moped.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Spoink sounds like a central logging solution

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Don't threaten me with a good time

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rusty Brown's Ring Donuts.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That's how you spoink

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lol, seems like a pretty good mom!

7 years ago | Likes 605 Dislikes 6

That couch did look mucho comfy tho

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If all of these were the same mom she would be the Alpha Mom!

7 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 1

You are correct

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

For short people maybe....

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Remember kids, your mom has probably been good to you. Be good to her.

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

I'd love the dinosaur sheets

7 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 0

Did they expect her to go out and buy grown up looking ones? She probably had those laying around. It's just sheets.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You mean the superhero sheets from last pic? I'd not have a problem with that either!

7 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

Thanks, you're right! Idk why you were downvoted. Disappointment? Anger? Whim?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I would’ve use those in my 20s

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was a truck driver for a while in my 20s. I put wwe sheets in the sleeper.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#14 What a depressingly decorated room.

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Looks a lot like my first apartment.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lack of boobs too

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Beautiful christmas star

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Is that Shrek?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The top of the star is actually a picture of her son! He was my best friend throughout high school. It's wild that this pic is still around

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, I saw the little things coming out the side and thought were Shrek's ears. My bad!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Completely valid assumption, honestly! Haha

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aww these moms are cool wtf why they trying to hate

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I agree-they’re cute and sweet

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 is what my mom uses as a case too. The box is thicker than a normal case is, therefore easier on her arthritis.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Makes sense to me

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Granted most of the time it is sitting in the box and on a lap pillow so she doesn't have to hold it at all.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Those bedsheets are bitchin'. I'm in my 40s.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Who take a picture in the theater, WITH THE FUCKING FLASH ON

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

But she's eating corn on the cob!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

MILH - Mom I like to hug

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ooohhh

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sweet

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Never too old for dinosaur sheets!

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Apparently they’re superheroes, I had to recheck too

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

awww. All of them are incredibly cute. This makes me miss my mum. Go and hug yours while you can.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Those of us who didn’t have sweet moms like looking at these

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep, that's right. My mum was a cool mum, unfortunately cancer took her way too early when I was a teen.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sorry that happened, glad she was cool

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

cheers

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love my mom so much. She’s the most amazing human I’ve ever met. Always told me to do the right thing no matter how hard. I’m glad I 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Woke up and stopped being such a prideful and messed up child. She did right by me. 2/2

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

I’m glad you appreciate her

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That’s great! Can I ask, when did you “wake up”? I’m looking after a very difficult 16year old and hoping for that moment!

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I remember 16. It's not a nice age to be. They'll come around once they leave the house and find out what independence really entails.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was a little shit until around 20, went off to college and had to do everything for myself. That really made me appreciate all mom did

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I was around 19 or 20 when I started to come around. She was always patient and caring even when I wasn’t. I had to go through some hard 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Ships but she was always there for me. I think I really changed when I realized she was suffering with me. That I wasn’t alone.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Superman pen looks dope tho

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Ye, freshman might think "wow so childish" but a senior would love to get those pens. I think at least.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah I think those pens are great for senior year of college

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Not like anyone cares then anyway, most students would be glad not to spend the money.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good point, plus sort of by staff something fun for senior year

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My mother routinely lies and if you call her on a blatant falsehood, she withdraws her affection and stops talking to you.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Then you are so right to refer to her as your "mother". A biological definition. She isn't a proper 'mum/mom'

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Are we related? You could be my long lost brother/sister, with a mom like that.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lol high five!

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It’s the worst and I spend a lot of time wishing both my parents had been sterile, but sure.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was just thinking that I hope folks know how good they have it. My mother hated me as long as I could remember and she let me know it.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Sorry it was that way for you. I recently saw a psychic and the first thing she Said was that my mother hated me-and I

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Had no evidence to the contrary

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wow that's rough

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Yeah, that whole mothers can do no wrong thing is bs.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Totally correct take him to some of the most Damaging wrong there is

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wanna share mine? She's a pretty good cook, does Discworld cosplay and posts shit on fb that usersub would raise an eyebrow for.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She's on long-term sick leave for chronic migraines and could probably use more visitors.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0