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Jan 2, 2019 5:15 AM
Addicted2Groove
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BraveSlayer
Gonna call my mother.
WisconsinHome
Nice!!!!
CaptainWolfsburg
#4 is the reason movie theaters should serve elotes.
abundantbadgers
Aww... They're all good moms, Bront.
WicKeR83
Your mom's not crazy, the pizza won't 'play' for me either. So there's that. (Yes I know ir's not supposed to ;)
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
USA. Characters welcome.
TheOriginalBobsonDugnutt
Awesome post, mums are so cute! Sorry to do this...but it should be "my mum made me and my cat" not my cat and I". (1/2)
TheOriginalBobsonDugnutt
(2/2) Use the same article as you would use if the sentence was just about you. You would say "my mum made me" not "made I". Sorry again!
YoungRascal
Favorited for Mother's Day.
tiikki
#11 She knows what she does...
mormacil
I mean she had sex at least once.
WhatzitTooya
Unless you where adopted, then this part was outsourced, too.
sundaymondayhippyday
PopeyeTheSailor
WisconsinHome
I did confuse it at first
goodisunpopular
#11 IT'S *flips table* CALLED *smashes window* CROCHET! *throws laptop*
REDS1X
That laptop was expensive!
IsThereALimitForTheLenghtOfTheUsernameYesItsSixtyThreeCharacter
Please do knit destroy your stuff(ing).
Kate62
The outburst I had at Joann fabrics is not reflective of who I am.
Antihero14
Moms are the best...but Dads own the joke game
CrypticRuin
Your mom epitomizes (thank you spell check, for once, you duck) what every mom should aspire to be, clueless, but well meaning.
jawscmouse
I think this is my favorite dump of all time
Aubreycat
You talk to the cat, of course you do.
Mapachito
I miss my mom:(
SAlmuhandis
Same thing here
AsparagusBuddha
Me too :-( Fuck cancer.
WisconsinHome
I miss my best friend also fuck cancer
sundaymondayhippyday
Mapachito
Sephority
Call her? Unless she's dead. Seance?
Mapachito
Mom is gone :'/ and I'm not paying someone to pretend they can talk to her, besides don't you have to hold hands for for seance? No thanks
Sephority
Just a joke they're for sure not real.
Mapachito
No worries, I got the joke thanks for making me smile, keep being awesome
Gianttesticlemonster
Yo that pigachu cake looks unreal. Also could just rolled with it being Spoink.
coloredgreyscale
*piglet
BygoneFlygon
I know right, the uncultured “swine”
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
Anything beyond 2nd gen is just a bunch of nonsense.
Pathologe
Spongebobmokinglyrepeatingthesentence.jpg
HummingCat
There is a gen 1 Pokemon that is literally a bunch of eggs.
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
So if they can't travel through time, they aren't good enough for your tastes?
Kiriae
And a tangled garden hose.
RaynWisp
But he's not moving, so he'd be a very dead Spoink
SeriousCloud
It'd be "Pigachu's" head, he'd be pretty dead too.
Bregon
Well at least this way when they cut into him he doesnt have to live with the murder of the Spoink.
Pathologe
Damn wrong person I replied to ment for the gen2 guy
Alkuam2
Spoink sounds like a verb.
dauntlessds
Scrogging is the sound of fucking a skinnier person Spoinking is the moped.
r000t
Spoink sounds like a central logging solution
KeyMasher
OptimusPantry
Don't threaten me with a good time
Alkuam2
Rusty Brown's Ring Donuts.
LuffyFett
gotchasucka
Lol, seems like a pretty good mom!
ForceAwakenWasLame
That couch did look mucho comfy tho
TippyMcSippy
If all of these were the same mom she would be the Alpha Mom!
WisconsinHome
You are correct
catmani2
For short people maybe....
WisconsinHome
?
aLilBlindKid
Remember kids, your mom has probably been good to you. Be good to her.
MissSpelledTattoo
I'd love the dinosaur sheets
MrHobbes14
Did they expect her to go out and buy grown up looking ones? She probably had those laying around. It's just sheets.
mondayaddams
You mean the superhero sheets from last pic? I'd not have a problem with that either!
MissSpelledTattoo
Thanks, you're right! Idk why you were downvoted. Disappointment? Anger? Whim?
WisconsinHome
I would’ve use those in my 20s
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
I was a truck driver for a while in my 20s. I put wwe sheets in the sleeper.
WisconsinHome
Nice
TheInfamousPenguin
#14 What a depressingly decorated room.
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
Looks a lot like my first apartment.
sundaymondayhippyday
Lack of boobs too
someguyyy
Beautiful christmas star
DiabloGrandeArts
Is that Shrek?
Peepsmoss
The top of the star is actually a picture of her son! He was my best friend throughout high school. It's wild that this pic is still around
DiabloGrandeArts
Ah, I saw the little things coming out the side and thought were Shrek's ears. My bad!
Peepsmoss
Completely valid assumption, honestly! Haha
jbilly90
Aww these moms are cool wtf why they trying to hate
WisconsinHome
I agree-they’re cute and sweet
ConsumingHate
#5 is what my mom uses as a case too. The box is thicker than a normal case is, therefore easier on her arthritis.
WisconsinHome
Makes sense to me
ConsumingHate
Granted most of the time it is sitting in the box and on a lap pillow so she doesn't have to hold it at all.
BrockEffingSamson
Those bedsheets are bitchin'. I'm in my 40s.
VPDbc
Who take a picture in the theater, WITH THE FUCKING FLASH ON
FatBastardVegetarian
But she's eating corn on the cob!
neutrik
MILH - Mom I like to hug
sundaymondayhippyday
Ooohhh
WisconsinHome
Sweet
CodeNeuro
Never too old for dinosaur sheets!
sundaymondayhippyday
Apparently they’re superheroes, I had to recheck too
incredibledgru
awww. All of them are incredibly cute. This makes me miss my mum. Go and hug yours while you can.
WisconsinHome
Those of us who didn’t have sweet moms like looking at these
incredibledgru
Yep, that's right. My mum was a cool mum, unfortunately cancer took her way too early when I was a teen.
WisconsinHome
Sorry that happened, glad she was cool
sundaymondayhippyday
incredibledgru
cheers
YouHadMeAtAsian
I love my mom so much. She’s the most amazing human I’ve ever met. Always told me to do the right thing no matter how hard. I’m glad I 1/2
YouHadMeAtAsian
Woke up and stopped being such a prideful and messed up child. She did right by me. 2/2
WisconsinHome
I’m glad you appreciate her
IAmRelevantToThis
That’s great! Can I ask, when did you “wake up”? I’m looking after a very difficult 16year old and hoping for that moment!
rainbowcoloredpoop
I remember 16. It's not a nice age to be. They'll come around once they leave the house and find out what independence really entails.
PossiblyYourMother
I was a little shit until around 20, went off to college and had to do everything for myself. That really made me appreciate all mom did
YouHadMeAtAsian
I was around 19 or 20 when I started to come around. She was always patient and caring even when I wasn’t. I had to go through some hard 1/2
YouHadMeAtAsian
Ships but she was always there for me. I think I really changed when I realized she was suffering with me. That I wasn’t alone.
PapiChuloNumeroUno
Superman pen looks dope tho
SirPoopyButtholeTheFirst
Ye, freshman might think "wow so childish" but a senior would love to get those pens. I think at least.
WisconsinHome
Yeah I think those pens are great for senior year of college
PapiChuloNumeroUno
Not like anyone cares then anyway, most students would be glad not to spend the money.
WisconsinHome
Good point, plus sort of by staff something fun for senior year
thisisausernameyeah
My mother routinely lies and if you call her on a blatant falsehood, she withdraws her affection and stops talking to you.
nanikaprofound
Then you are so right to refer to her as your "mother". A biological definition. She isn't a proper 'mum/mom'
Trinerella
Are we related? You could be my long lost brother/sister, with a mom like that.
Agent95217
Lol high five!
thisisausernameyeah
It’s the worst and I spend a lot of time wishing both my parents had been sterile, but sure.
Lordenki40
I was just thinking that I hope folks know how good they have it. My mother hated me as long as I could remember and she let me know it.
WisconsinHome
Sorry it was that way for you. I recently saw a psychic and the first thing she Said was that my mother hated me-and I
WisconsinHome
Had no evidence to the contrary
mondayaddams
Wow that's rough
thisisausernameyeah
Yeah, that whole mothers can do no wrong thing is bs.
WisconsinHome
Totally correct take him to some of the most Damaging wrong there is
rainbowcoloredpoop
Wanna share mine? She's a pretty good cook, does Discworld cosplay and posts shit on fb that usersub would raise an eyebrow for.
rainbowcoloredpoop
She's on long-term sick leave for chronic migraines and could probably use more visitors.